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Robbie Williams seems to be looking ultra-smug on purpose, which is cheating.

Exactly, ditto the Poindexter example. But I guess we're not allowed to guess at intentions.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 10 January 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.demon.com/momus/darrylred.gif

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 10 January 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UBF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

that is to say,

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UBF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

lazy.

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RHZU.01._PE21_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000066NW0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001AMF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Either of these two:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd500/d573/d57313gmg32.jpg

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre100/e163/e16316voek6.jpg

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

― Poppy (poppy), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f194/f1942812u80.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f613/f61364wfiaq.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c477/c47768wul5t.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love this album......but......

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf300/f331/f33140o0dkv.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Part of their joke is their over-the-top smugness, obviously but...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre300/e354/e354483h3dn.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Paul Weller album looks like a mannequin or a robot. Creepy.
also...
Subthread: The Upper Crust, Classical or Dud?

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf300/f307/f30712z6234.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay...now that guy in the middle with tinted aviator *IS* definitely a mannequin.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

You losers have way too much time on your hands. Especially that Alex in NYC. Get a life for gods sake.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Flattery will get you nowhere.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank god.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some truely sad individuals in this world

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

As I said on the Iggy/Corrs thread, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously if you lack the courage to put down an e-mail address?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/justified.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry, Ned. It had to be done. :)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

As someone replied in the Iggy/Corrs thread freaks like you will continually send loads of shitless, brainless crap into their clean inbox.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, I don't have the time to waste on shit like that. I'd just respect you a bit more for having the moxy to stand by your bile. But, fair enough.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

How old are you anyway? You're probably only ten trying to pick up another sad and lonely loser.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Look, if you're not even giving a proper name nor e-mail address, why should I bother divulging anything? All you need to know is available via the search mechanism. Get a life.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are telling me to get a life? Right...

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yawn.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your use of female sarcasm tells me that you're a poof.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Didn't know sarcasm came with gender signifiers. Moreover, it wasn't sarcasm, it was genuine fatigue.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

You needed to write your "genuine fatigue" down? Your digging a bigger hole for yourself loser.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't it your bedtime yet?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh god it is! 3:30pm, shit i'm half an hour late.

― Hmmm, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best thread ever.

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

So everyone looking straight into the camera earnestly or half smiling, especially from above, appears to be smug. Did I get this straight?

― jot eff pe, Saturday, 11 January 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it too late to go "oh no!!! FITE!!! oh no!!!" now?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 11 January 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

It wasn't even a proper fight! Hmmm was basically dissing himself with Alex standing next to him nodding politely.

― jot eff pe, Saturday, 11 January 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is Ned Raggett's "Neducated" out on a limited edition 24-bit mastered gold audiophile ultradisk yet?

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the Alanis one

― dave q, Saturday, 11 January 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the Pink one. What's she doing looking so smug -- she's been marked down!

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Saturday, 11 January 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've had numerous people tell me we look like some uber-smug-ass bastiches on our album cover...

http://www.creativesoulrecords.com/greentheory/gt.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 12 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not that you can see our faces with the pic being so small, howevah.

D'oh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 12 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf000/f063/f063148purw.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f626/f62616intu6.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre800/e871/e87170fkaoe.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f178/f17836zr6cw.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f141/f14141kix91.jpg

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Robbie wins, hands down.

Kate! We agree! I was scrolling down and got to Robbie and these precise four words popped into my head, and then ther you were, saying *these exact four words*!

Well call the fucking cops, this can't be right.

― Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmm... 'poof'?!
I last heard that in infants school.

How old are you?!

― russ t, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000OBJ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000OAJ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Mercury looks inherently smack-able in each of these. Both great records, tho'.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NKKY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/acg/cov200/cl800/l847/l84759xddag.jpg

― Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Thursday, 6 February 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

some of these are good. but the robbie one, i mean, look at it! no one is going to beat that! i know its on purpose, but its still real. its a fucking great cover

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 6 February 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

but the album should have been called "fuck all y'all"

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 6 February 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Robbie Williams must be disqualified because his smug is only on loan from Sean Connery. Come on, it's pomo smug, smug in quotation marks, third hand James Bond. 'Ah, Miss Pussyfeather, I've been expecting you!' He can't even make up his own album title, let alone a truly original, personal, non-ironic facial expression.

Which means... I WIN I WIN!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

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Buns on the Balcony

― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

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With Bono covers, I had to make a kind of Champions-League system to get it down to 50

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