Zach Braff: Voice of our Generation

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Scrubs is really fucking good

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Agree: Scrubs is underrated. Disagree: Arrested Development is overrated. Arrested is ROFFLICIOUS.

Also, I enjoyed Garden State. I always recommend that movie with the caveat: don't expect to have your world changed. Still, Garden State was better than I Heart Huckabees, which is probably the most comparable recent movie I can think of.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the only parallel I can see between Garden State and I Heart Huckabee's (which wasn't very good, but not brutally awful) is that they were both shot in color.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like Scrubs. I Heart Huckabees is pretty bad, but slightly has the edge over GS in that it's a bit more original.

chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i tried to kill this thread but it didn't work out

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

the only parallel I can see between Garden State and I Heart Huckabee's (which wasn't very good, but not brutally awful) is that they were both shot in color.
-- milo z (wooderso...), September 25th, 2006 4:48 PM. (mlp) (link)


Oh, they were both lackadaisical finding yourself generational malaise twenty-something pre-middle-aged crisis movies.

One the one hand you had a rich boy who got off the meds and got over killing his mother. Existential moment: yelling into bottomless pit that was supposed to be a Jersey Mall.

On the other you had an uninteresting narcissistic environmentalist who went through therapy and didn’t get the girl or the recognition but got himself a little piece of mind. Existential moment: psychobabble from a couple of baby-boomers and a hate-fuck from a misanthrope.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

LOVEMONKY KILT HIS MOM??! SO COLD YO!

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

it was pretty funny when marky mark hit that dude in the face with a rubber ball.

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Best part of the movie, by far.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that movie was funny as shit

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i've always found scrubs pretty likeable... dude is a totally decent comic actor

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

if you turn off 3-4 mins before the end, 'scrubs' is the funny.

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I also saw Scrubs for the first time a few nights ago. It was okay. It reminded me of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, because of the wacky sound effects I guess.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
HATE. SCRUBS.

Arrested Development changed my life.

HATE. Z. B.

Need to marry Jason Bateman. Now. Right now.

a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Corny indie fuxor?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

man he sucks so hard

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, i am the man he sucks so hard. you should be so lucky.

timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Blech. I wouldn't let him near me my parts.

a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shut up. You would. He'd get that cartoonish "faraway" look in his eye, and have a little fantasy about you blowing yr load on his goofy face. There'd be a voice over: "I never really wanted to be a doctor as much as I wanted Jesse to blow his load in my face." And the lesson at the end would be that you should follow your dreams.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I really hate that Scrubs is in between The Office and 30 Rock. That is my one TV watching block for the week and I would prefer to remain on my ass for a solid hour and a half but nooo I have to get up to turn off Scrubs because it is so completely unwatchable. The acting is exactly like a wacky freshman orientation RA skit. Maybe they could run the yule log or a panda webcam in its place that would be neat.

A B C (sparklecock), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW! I try to turn the channel, but to what? I could turn the TV off, but I have no sense of time and would miss half of 30 Rock if I did that. So even if I'm not watching intently, I'm listening. And it's really, really bad now.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i never cared for it much, but i could watch john c. mcginley do anything just this side of scat porn

timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You only think that. He was always the best thing in the show, but try watching roughly 90,000,000 episodes of this show.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Did that dude have weird plastic surgery or has he always looked like the guy who plays Stuart on Mad TV

A B C (sparklecock), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

scrubs is fucking awesome you crazy.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning,

Check out the attached article on Zach Braff that appears in this Sunday's issue of PARADE.

Best,
Alexis Collado
Publicist for PARADE
212 450 7014


FOR RELEASE: 6:00 PM, ET, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 2007


IS ZACH BRAFF DEPRESSED?
Scrubs Star Refuses to Play Hollywood Game

New York, January 11, 2007— “I think I suffer from some mild depression,” Scrubs actor and filmmaker Zach Braff tells PARADE magazine for this Sunday’s issue. “So to have millions of people go, ‘I watched your movie and related’ was the ultimate affirmation that I’m not a freak.” Braff was referring to his 2004 hit Garden State, in which he played a depressed young man who returns to his hometown after his mother’s death and finds that life really is worth living.

Admired for his comic flair and willingness to explore the tough questions of his generation, Braff, 31, stands out in Hollywood at a time when many of his contemporaries seem lost in excess. “I don’t care about image and all that nonsense,” he says. “I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all.” In fact, Braff says, “I don’t have any famous friends other than the guys I work with on Scrubs. I just go home to my family and friends. They’ve made adjustments because I’m well-known, but that’s not what they care about.”

As for his love life, Braff was most recently linked with singer/actress Mandy Moore. “We were together for a while, and that is the only true thing that has ever been written about my romantic life,” he jokes.

Braff says he wants a family of his own with a woman “who is funny and energetic and passionate about what she does.” In his new movie, Fast Track, he plays a loving husband with a new baby. Is his art imitating life? “At my age, those are the things you’re always talking about,” he says. “Have I done everything I should do? If I’m going to have kids, how will that change things? I like to think that all of the introspection leads to something really funny.”

Fast Track opens March 9 nationwide.

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a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

haha should've googleproofed that

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVE SCRUBS. It's all I do. It's on twice at 7 pm and twice at midnight. The new one last night wasn't so funny. But I love 'em. Even though it's the most formulaic predictable thing in the world with it's repeating structure and how it gets schmaltzy at the end and blah blah, but I love it. It's starting to mean a lot to me.

But 30 rock last night...fucking Chris Parnell? "I've always said people should drink more animal blood...it straightens the spine!" and his line in the infomercial which fucking cracked me up but I can't remember it because it was followed up by Tracey Morgan saying "Hey Dr. Spaceman, is it true that Bread can kill the brain?" to which Parnell responded something like "Well I don't know because the powerful Bread lobby won't let me finish my studies..."

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I never really go outta my way to watch Scrubs, but whenever I somehow end up watching it, it's time well-spent. Great show!

The episode where Dr. Cox injures his back shooting a hoop is beyond legendary.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Scrubs also seriously has some of the most risque stuff in sitcoms today. Race, sex, etc. I'm particularly fond of the scene where Carla hasn't been having orgasms because she and Turk said "I Love You" so Turk decides to do whatever it takes, Carla comes home to find Turk saying "baby I'm ready to do whatever it takes" while wearing one of those breathright nose strips.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

dr cox is the main reason scrubs doesn't suck.

his wife also.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

T/S: Not-quite-central characters who completely steal the show: Dr. Cox vs. GOB Bluth vs. Mr. Burns vs. Manuel vs. Bishop Brennan vs. Quagmire.....

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and how could I forget ALAN JOHNSON from Peep Show

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

scrubs is dire. i can't even bear to watch the ads.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm probably going to develop a brain tumor 15 minutes into the airing of the musical episode

A B C (sparklecock), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is why we don't talk any more, lauren.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

you are dead to me.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

cue voiceover...I always knew that watching a silly and occasionally maudlin tv show about working in a hospital would show me who my real friends were...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

*applause*

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

but Scrubs has no laugh track!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I pattern myself on Dr. Cox

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I've caught any recent Scrubs episodes, but I can imagine how it might have gotten kinda tired by now. The first few years are definitely funny, though, and not just in the way that anything featuring Donald Faison is inherently awesome.

(I did see 30 Rock last night, though, and it's just getting more and more ridiculously great -- the Maureen Dowd joke was the funniest thing I've seen on TV in ages.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

but Scrubs has no laugh track!
http://www.tv.com/scrubs/my-life-in-four-cameras/episode/397534/summary.html

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

That episode was great.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the Maureen Dowd joke was the funniest thing I've seen on TV in ages

That was the moment I knew I was again witnessing greatness. And it was about 30 seconds into the episode.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

(I did see 30 Rock last night, though, and it's just getting more and more ridiculously great -- the Maureen Dowd joke was the funniest thing I've seen on TV in ages.)


That was funny, but I have to admit I loved this part more:

"Do you like Phil Collins?"
"...I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"

N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

“I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all.”

‘•’u (gear), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, fuck Braff. Let's talk about a good show.

I didn't like the Tina Fey plot as much as the Tracy Morgan plot. I mean, it was fine, but the show is best when both plots are great. Like the one where Jack wants to act and Tracy can't read. That one is pure gold.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

And the callbacks are getting better, too. Like, Maureen Dowd is funnier because he also dated Condi. And Phil Collins is funnier because Tracy apparently has unexpected taste in music. "I know Pat Benetar rarely plays live! Scalp the damn tickets!"

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute here...MANDY MOORE!?!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

actually I'd like to see a movie with Zach Braff, Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Page, Joseph Grodin-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel, and maybe Andy Samberg for comic relief. it'd like the 21st century's answer to the Rat Pack. soundtrack by Pomplamoose and the Apple iPad/Toyota Prius Players.

Spectrum, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link

We get to imprison them on the film set, right? Some kind of Huis Clos retributive justice?

emil.y, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

set it in vietnam. get landis to direct.

his army of super young artists produce, (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Saw Wish I Was Here. Means well, often unbearable--and I like Garden State, for the most part.

clemenza, Friday, 29 August 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link

this just came and went eh

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 August 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link

Not even sure if it got an opening here--I saw it a rep house. The losing-a-parent stuff is sometimes valid, but always manipulative--though Kate Hudson has a good scene alone with Mandy Patinkin. The opening scene, with the kids and the "swear jar," is unbelievably bad. There's a great, famous song buried somewhere in the background at some point...and I've already forgotten what it was.

clemenza, Friday, 29 August 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link

Not that many will care, but Wish I Was Here is a grammatical atrocity.

Aimless, Friday, 29 August 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

showing this this weekend. know there's no nobility in trashing whiteboy "indie" movies no one's rly gonna see but every time i run the trailer it makes me wanna vom.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link


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