Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

See, if I told Jody she's the ideal Bea Arthur she'd get that it is a compliment.

it's true, but i'll take estelle getty because rosemary deserves bea more.

Rosemary is very Bea.

ok is anyone else reading the name 'dj gallo' and conjuring up some hideous combination of dj qualls and vincent gallo?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006. (link)

i was told i was going to burn in cracker hell this weekend

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

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i didn't know where the closest bus stop was

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

how could it NOT be a compliment?

haha dan beat me to that jess post

i learned where it was pretty quick!

haha

After reading this entire thread, I'm still not sure I understand exactly what Denny's is. Is it like, say, TGI Fridays but with less crazy crap on the walls, or an upmarket McDonalds with no drive through?

-- Sasha (gen.nuisanc...), January 17th, 2006 11:22 PM.

cracker hell looks even worse than i imagined

can we have Marissa unbanned from the Aj/D only?

i miss her, and i'm sure i'm not the only one either.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 3:59 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

pablo your sentiments are seconded.

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:04 PM. (jergins) (later) (link)

ask sean hall, it's his board

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:08 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

i'd love to, problem is that he's not around much.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:09 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

Sean said it's cool.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:30 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

so he unbanned her from aja/dante then? problem solved! it's just that simple!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:33 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

she has a sitewide ip ban, can he lift that?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:36 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

yes, just ask him. it'll only work on the aja/dante board though.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

anyone have Sean's email?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 6:20 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

dubpl*test*le@hotmail.com

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:50 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

haha

that said, get my fucking email off this thread

how's that?

now spank mark p, the minx

dude, it's christmas. show some love for drunken buttsex movies.

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

p.s. are you guys in chicago?

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

RAY NAGIN FOR PRESIDENT
-- Dan (Of Canada) Perry (djp3rry@gm@il.com), January 18th, 2006 10:20 AM. (Dan Perry)

I aint no whitey you hooknosed, 4 eyed kike.

Niggaz remember your pic. You look like the kid who collected bugs Marsha brought home in that episode of the Brady Bunch

-- YES YES YALL NATE PATRIN YALL (INTERNETHIPHOP...), January 18th, 2006.

dude's never seen a photo of me, my nose got less hook to it than an Anticon best-of

-- disco violence (discoviolenc...), January 18th, 2006.

get one chat room

rumpie, your catgory would be called: Consumer E-pinions/Vagina Mysteries
-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 18th, 2006.

Good lord, what a day. (All comments about Nicole's spiffness are of course accurate.)

hey adam, have you seen the brokeback mountain movie yet? they show her boobies for a nanosecond.
-- POOP BITCH (mandeewrigh...), January 18th, 2006 4:24 PM. (Mandee) (later) (link)

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they make a lengthier appearance in google image search
-- mark p (mark.p****...), January 18th, 2006 4:25 PM. (Mark P) (later) (link)

I have to say, his Fathead commercial is also the best. "How many walls does your room got? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6?" I mean, what type of houses has he been in? 2??? I mean a triangular room is one thing but 2 walls?? That's just a hallway, son.

-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), January 18th, 2006 10:15 PM. (allyzay) (later)

I thought having the password of 9112001 was kinda tasteless and weird, chaki.
-- Pleasant Plains

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NEVER FORGET
-- elmo, patron saint of nausea

i expect the hamster will eat the snake

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006. (later)

That would be ironic, yes.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006. (later)

holiday manischewitz notwithstanding
-- danielle the animal steel

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Is that some sort of schnapps?

-- Tuomas

Girl Howard is creepy. She's like a Richie Cunningham that gives me a boner.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

(At the moment the politically correct term in Finnish is "immigrants", since over 90% of people of African descent have come here as refugees or immigrants during the last 15+ years. The term "Afro-Finnish" has been introduced lately, and that might gain popularity in the future, since there already is a second generation of teens who've lived all of their lives here, and shouldn't probably be called "immigrants".)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006

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My dad's best friend used to use afro-finish on his hair in 1972.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006 9:58 AM.

"shouldn't probably"????????????????

i expect the hamster will eat the snake

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

That would be ironic, yes.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

i suspect the hamster will eventually eat you too.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

That would also be ironic.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

how would that be ironic? unless you eat hamsters.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

and then it would eat Alanis Morrisette

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), January 19th, 2006.

Let's not discuss hampsters and me any further, ok?

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

my point exactly. im decently endowed but im worried if i get her a big dildo she might end up forgetting who got it for her.

-- phil-anon (ano...), Today 7:43 PM. (later)

That's why you need to stencil your face on it.

-- Dan (Problem Solver) Perry (djp...), Today 7:44 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

fuck, why has that shown dan's entire e-mail address? quickly! to the mod thread!

Hahahahaha the email parser does not like my parenthetical asides.

yeah that's the deal (I might as well put it here in the cut and paste thread)--the little thing that automatically truncates email addresses gets foiled if you have a () or @ in your name. Possibly it has trouble with / and ' also, I forget.

i broke my laptop in a horrific banana and orange juice accident

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what do i put on my lap now
also

what's the 'real life' equivelent of internet porn.

-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

Answers
theres a french girl two computers away from me and she is having a very loud conversation + cry
-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

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did she break her laptop also?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 19th, 2006.

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no, i think it was just her spirit that was broken, possibly due to a messy break up, or sibling death.
*This is speculation only.

-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

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this is my 9/11
-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

don't like that

The asterisk makes it.

Does anyone know what time of the year Artichokes are in season?

Also in other news, I am purchasing a pig's head for only $4!

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 20th, 2006 10:06 AM. (papa november) (later)

What... a real pigs head? Wont it um, smell?

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 20th, 2006 10:07 AM. (trayce) (later)

Well the shoot is on the 28th and 29th. I pick it up on the 27th, it can live in the freezer till bin day. Anyhow, they'll have to live with the smell if they want good promo shots for their new album.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 20th, 2006 10:14 AM. (papa november) (later)

if you take a photo of them being revolted by the smell, it will be an arty choke

i haven't had enough sleep

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 20th, 2006 10:17 AM. (electricsound) (later)

(it was his sleep qualifier that made me giggle profusely)

I'm into women whose mouths are shaped like permanent "O"s.

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

http://members.cox.net/mokwella/classic/saltvampire.jpg

-- Dan (Just For Adam) Perry

From livesets.com
As most of you will know, last week Mark Spoon died at the age of 39. Born Markus Loffel, he is best known as half of German trance duo Jam & Spoon and has been shaking up dance floors and dance charts around the planet since the early '90s.

During the years Mark made remixes for many artists and bands such as Paul van Dyk, Dr. Alban, Moby, Technotronic, Enigma, Deep Forest, Age Of Love, Pet Shop Boys, Frankie Goes To Hollywood and, last but not least, Mark was a well known DJ in the international dance scene.

-- manuel (arvizum...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

Answers

YSIs?

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

It's because Shaun Alexander claps like a homosexual.

-- TOMBOT (fanc...), Today.

From the music history thread on ILM:

Music of the slaves has its origins in the ancient field songs of Greco-Roman slaves. The tradition, which is primarily performed a capella (though other instruments, usually a Jew's harp or balalaika, are sometimes employed), was first captured on primitive recording equipment by Lomaxus in the outskirts of Athens in 57 B.C. The tradition was imported to America by Mediterranean immigrants. To this day, American slaves continue to play a prominent role in the music industry, the most notable recent example being Britney Spears, whose "Slave 4 U" reminded the world that this classical slave tradition still survives more than two thousand years after its arrival.

-- JAM UR HYPES (curtis.stephen...), January 19th, 2006.

in Iceland last weekend:
Bucks Fizz = 75p
BabyCham = £1
Lambrini = £1

which one would you buy?

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 19th, 2006 5:04 PM. (ken c) (later)

I'm surprised this isn't a Rumpie thread.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 20th, 2006 10:55 AM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

did i miss a joke? is rumpie a type of fizzy as well or something?

I was appreciating Rumpie's sense of timing and perspective :)

oh?

Total trollbait, but I'm in a mood:

lois is hot - she is sexy and horny, and perte's friend fancy her a lot,
but her daughter is ecen better!
whats her name? forgot.

btw,anyone who think family guy is bad is 1.not my friend 2.should be band to planet mars.

-- dersde (...), Sunday.

Where is beatles band?

Beatles band is Liver Pool.

I pissed my pants.

-- Alba (albab...), March 28th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

I friend in college called me racist because I was trying to sleep with as many black girls as I could.

-- nicky lo-fi (ilmforsur...), March 28th, 2006.

I READ DISCOMUSIC.COM TOO

-- send your men of science quick (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 10:07 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (later) (link)

hahaha

ahahah

I seek to establish a new thread:

It's spring 2006 and I say EXCELSIOR to all you rofflers