GOTHIC ANUS

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Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Can I just say I'm particularly pleased with myself for this line?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh right, it's called "Gothic Anus."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

you thought it was gothic arts?

― frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought it was best avoided.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought it said gothic cathedrals damn i must be in the wrong thread, whats an anus?

― Frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

'I thought it was best avoided.'

You thought ilx's goth obsession had been taken just that step too far..

And you were right!

― de, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

GOTHIC ANUS (47 new answers, 8 unread)
Can a blonde girl have brown eyes? (66 new answers, 29 unread)

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

GG ALLIN is god

― christopher dean chauncey (indeson187), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair
Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire

Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth

The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born

Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus

With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness"

That has to be one of the greatest pieces of writing I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

But is it a GAPING gothic anus?

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

is there any other kind?

― the surface noise of psychotic badassery (electricsound), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

A dark, cavernous anus?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 May 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

or this gothic anus somehow involving the Dark Tower

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Or the dark crystal in some fantasy muppets anus

― Frank Swedehead, Monday, 17 May 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Eek.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

But is it a GAPING gothic anus?

I always imagined gothic anus to be all pouty.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Gothic anus should be pierced with tats clothed in slipknot briefs

― Frank Swedehead, Monday, 17 May 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

You come from Gothic anus to check my style

― Michael Diamond, Monday, 17 May 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

o NO

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

A vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

someone's seen arrested development, right?
Tobias: "The Gothic Castle, please!"
Cab Driver: "The Gothic Arsehole?"
Tobias: "That's right!"

― lemin (lemin), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".
-- Trayce

Hahahaha once again

― thee music mole, Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.howsyouredge.com/swap/display.php?page=601

split 7" with drag the river

all right dan fess up

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"gaping gothic anus" never really took over as a ILX meme as much as it should have

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Have a Way With Women"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

walking thru the genre fiction section of Powell's, it's striking how many of the book covers feature corsetted gothic anuses.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

google search for "goth anus" result # 16:

"tiny hand job - cleavage
Lumbar tiny hand job stalk buffalo the gothic anus with parrotlike womanhood. Half-track phallus tiny hand job obstruct the judicious sweetness with ...
www.gang-bang-squad.net/hand-job/tiny-hand-job/tiny-hand-job-aoyfvgtespn-08.html - 7k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

errr, the search was for "gothic anus" not "goth anus"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also, the "inserting message" page i get after every post i make to this thread makes me chuckle.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle roffle roffle oh man

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

#3 on GIS for gothic anus:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/XirtAmGoD/pissedoffatxirtamsmaller.jpg

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Saturday, 29 July 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://encyc.bmezine.com/encyc/encyc00009-2.jpg

― unnamedroffler (xave), Saturday, 29 July 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG this thread!!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that nipple's infected!!

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 30 July 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't wanna let the baby nurse at that thing, man

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Depends on the baby.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

...

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 30 July 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST, NED

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

― Trayce, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

(still roffling at dark entries tho)

― Trayce, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

cold eyes of the vampire,
black wings of the bat;
cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

haha back when I first read this I had never heard J0hn's singing voice, this is so so much awesomer now that I can hear it in my ~~gothic anus~~ mind's ear.

― nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS THREAD.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still at the "JESUS CHRIST, NED" stage.

― HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

O, the secret salacious splendor that is your black orchid anus in the moonlit shadows!

― Abbott, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to think the initial poster meant something more innocent, like American Gothic Anus.

― nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak) on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:38 PM (2 years ago)

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Oh right, it's called "Gothic Anus."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak) on Thursday, May 13, 2004 4:38 PM (2 years ago)

This is still incredibly funny, tho.

― HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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Way too kind a fate.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

Are you sure it hasn't?

― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

I'm mildly afraid to google 'GOTHIC ANUS'.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

google for anus and find 2020

― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

Hope for 2021:

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus

― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

pro display name, Neanderthal

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair
Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire
Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth
The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born
Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus
With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong
Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness

MY SPHINCTER OF MALICE

― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link

the "pale moonlight" lyric reminded me of "serious moonlight" which reminded me of Let's Dance era Bowie, and now I have "Gothic Anus" in my head to the tune of "Modern Love" even though it doesn't quite scan ...

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

walks beside me
(Gothic Anus) walks on by
(Gothic Anus) gets me to the church on time
(Gothic Anus) terrifies me
(Gothic Anus) makes me party
(Gothic Anus) puts my trust in God and man
(Gothic Anus) no confession
(Gothic Anus) no religion
(Gothic Anus) don't believe in Gothic Anus

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

let me know if you want to see the lyrics to the next song -- Gothic Anus Boulevard (Sisters of Mercy)

― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

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