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She is a man called Gary Busey?

Damn caching of pages!

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

That interview makes me love her even more.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

Also of amusement was when the producers in post-production would let Tyra re-dub her speeches to the girls -- the change in sound quality stuck out like a ham sandwich in Elsyse's stomach -- good for laffs!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Movies/RulingClass/Alistair.jpg

― Dada, Thursday, 10 July 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

eleven months pass...

OMG UPN RE-AIRING THIS SEASON OMG

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy christ it's got a weird schedule:

http://www.upn.com/shows/top_model1/images/home_season2b.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OMG ELYSE DUMPED MARTY!!!!

― Picard Maneuver (Leee), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Don't GET IT TWISTED.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

What, no one cares about Season 5? The girls aren't really all that good looking this time around anyway.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, Elyse and Marty aren't together anymore? Why am I the last to hear of this?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't you read Elyse's blog?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

okay, I just read that old interview with Elyse and she seriously is the greatest person ever to be on the show.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, the contestants this time are quite dull -- although there's some potential for catfighting as well as a beautiful, boyish lesbian.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I keep up with Elyse's blog very irregularly.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

as well as a beautiful, boyish lesbian

Oh really?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

You should peep Kim in the new lineup. She's just your type, but she doesn't like boys.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

One step ahead of you, A.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Yowza.

http://wwwimage.upn.com/shows/top_model5/images/models/bio_pic_kim.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, her favorite magazines are: Us Weekly, The Economist, Star, and Vogue.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

She has a really mannish gait, but she's purrrrrrrty. I hope she doesn't get cut.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

(Didn't Elyse list New England Journal of Medicine as one of her favorite magazines?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

She was planning on going to medical school, wasn't she? In fact, she had that entire eugenic argument about what made for a good model that completely creeped out the judges! So awesome.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, she's great. Hey, are lesbians common on this show? There was Ebony on Season 1. Any others? I haven't paid attention to the last few cycles.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I watched one and two, but the last two have been sort of a blur. I don't really remember a lot of lesbians.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Allegedley, Eva from season 3.
Michelle from season 4.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

none of them are as adorable as kim. she and her girlfriend have an "open relationship" for the time being too...

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

is last night's episode on bittorrent anywhere? i missed it.

― La Monte (La Monte), Thursday, 22 September 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Kim is such a cutie!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 22 September 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember as way annoying from college. I wonder if she and her friends are still snorting ritalin for fun.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Jayla and Nicole are the hottest, but I think I'll root for Kyle since her day job is being a Dairy Queen manager. That's just awesome.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 23 September 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why I wasn't hyping Kim on this thread, though I had on my blog. But now that she has turned out to be really quite tiresome (grating voice, a certain hyperactiveness which I bet is her covering up for her utter fear of being around these catty hoes/being a girly girl), I credit that oversight to my burgeoning prescience.

I hate Twiggy. Way too middle-aged proper Brit.

Lisa is hot. She will be top three.

― Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 23 September 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i definitely think Kim should win. for sure the most stunning and most model looking. as usual the other ones look like UPN catalog models

― breezy, Friday, 23 September 2005 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Awww, guess who got it twisted and thought she could be a model...

I'm not upset to see her go. I thought she was a nice person, but average looking at best. Also, Cassandra can suck it with her Roxette hair. She's SO MOD. Anyone else see it?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I watched the beginning of it last night, the only attractive one was the lesbian.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, they're not most stunning group -- Kyle looks way better with brown hair though. And the man looks less mannish.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw it!

I thought Ebony was gorgeous but didn't know what she was doing. Right now it's a three-way race between Kim (YAY), Lisa (boo) and... Cassandra (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO). Nicole (?) and Nik (YAY) are the dark horses.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Coryn looks like Prince sometimes!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Lisa is the PITS. Also, we decided that she's clearly fond of the spirits. She banged into a wall at one point during one of her instructional sessions.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you guys (Amanda, Sarah, Kelsey) watch this together?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Lisa's constantly drunk! I hate her! She's still a front-runner with her low-rent Linda Evangelista ass. BOOOOOOOOOOOO.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

right! and she had that same large tumbler glass every time she was in the house!!! so many of the girls had glassy eyes!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

john, yes we did. they are the two newest members in our ANTM group!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you guys (Amanda, Sarah, Kelsey) watch this together?
Indeed, we did. We even chose alter egos. I'm NIK!

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm lisa. BUT NOT BY CHOICE!!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

It's because YOU'RE SO BOSSY!!!

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm just kidding. I like it when you tell me what to do.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

My faves right now are Kim, Nik, Kyle and Jayla.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

snap!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i felt really bossy when we were doing the dance moves, i have to say.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

In spite of her formidable dewy beauty, does anyone really think Kim is going to be ANTM?

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

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also agreed with a big fat NO to anyone but Tyra hosting

― surm, Monday, 12 December 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

wait Rita Ora is the new host? how many different ways are they going to try to make her into A Thing?

― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 12 December 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

RIGHT

― surm, Monday, 12 December 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

My wife and I watched this last night. They set up a bunch of obvious callback-to-previous-cycles drama (combative trans woman insulting everyone around her, two cast members fall in love) and then promptly didn't put the people fueling it into the top 14, which was kind of hilarious. Also hilarious was Tyra showing up to give a "you must be a brand, like ME" pep talk and then ending it with "my brand is so fly now that I don't even have to be here so PEACE" and Rita Ora acting like she is a household name.

They did get Ashley Stewart on the judging panel, which is cool. Also, all 14 of the finalists actually look like models this cycle, which may be the first time in the show's history.

― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Ashley Graham is so likeable and fun and seems to be able to offer useful, constructive, critiques. Rita Ora is a mix of useless and irritating: her brand seems to be "I am famous because it was decided I should be famous" and her dilletantism is so apparent. She can't even deliver a NotTyraMail without reading it from a cue card.

The highlight of this season so far is Marissa pouring milk down her couture dress in the name of avant-garde fashion. The constant fighting is so boring and predictable, even if the inferred idea that Courtney threw herself down the stairs was hilarious. I will be shocked if Courtney, Cody and Tatiana aren't the final trio.

― boxedjoy, Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

so the new season has aired a few episodes and it is DEFINITELY a return to form - and by form, I mean, unnecessarily cruel and hilariously so. We've had a girl with alopecia be given a makeover which consisted of binning her wigs. We've had a Trump voter given a terrible dye job - "you voted red, so you get red." We've had a girl quit because she thinks the other girls are sociopaths engaging in deep psychological warfare (her words!) because... they stayed up at night and then wouldn't let her skip the queue for the shower. The photoshoot themes have included one with a prosthetic baby bump where the girls had to fiercely glow.

― boxedjoy, Saturday, 3 February 2018 10:36 (six years ago) link

also in a similar vein I can't recommend "Making A Model With Yolanda Hadid" enough. It's basically ANTM for 13-15 year olds, helmed by Bella and Gigi's mother, and the contestants have their own mothers stay with them too. Highlights so far have included Yolanda actively causing confrontation at every possible moment, a girl crying on a gymnastic set being told "it hurts? well... that's fashion", and a mother asking if anyone would like to be her surrogate at some point.

― boxedjoy, Saturday, 3 February 2018 10:39 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Omg I'm so happy to be watching this show again

― surm, Monday, 10 June 2019 06:37 (four years ago) link

It's just the best isnt it

― boxedjoy, Monday, 10 June 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

has anyone been watching the Jays on Instagram spilling secrets from the early seasons?

― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

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