ILX quoted out of context

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1343 of them)

View Previous Page...

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link

"...you want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (twenty years ago) link

Oi!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (twenty years ago) link

heh

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (twenty years ago) link

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (twenty years ago) link

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (twenty years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (twenty years ago) link

like i said

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (twenty years ago) link

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (twenty years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (twenty years ago) link

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

Or even 'I put it.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

i take up this challenge with great relish

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

here is a gun, i put it to you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

― joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

this might as well be the latest lol thread

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

Skipping 1243 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

whiney i hope you're limbering up this is gonna take a lot of stretching

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:12 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 23:41 (three months ago) link

So many great bears

― Οὖτις, Saturday, February 18, 2017 8:25 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link

Smarter than the average

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link

the Barry Keoghan penis thing was weird

― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:14 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:18 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Always happy for more Coffins!

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

omg does ur bloodlust know no bounds??!!!1!!!111!!!

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 18:09 (two months ago) link

absolutely fucking floored by this knob news lads, never even dreamed such a thing was possible

― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2024 10:51 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― ledge, Monday, 26 February 2024 10:56 (one month ago) link

xp - lol Neando

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 February 2024 15:55 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

got a ticket for 9/11 yeahhhhhhh

― Murgatroid, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 11:39 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:43 (one month ago) link

I’ve got two towers to paradise

― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:49 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

he might be onto something with this diaper thing

― frogbs, Thursday, April 18, 2024 8:43 AM bookmarkflaglink

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:08 (two days ago) link

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.