why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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seeing this totally made me think of this thread for some reason. i think bob marley might have uploaded this to youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwL9deXNW8

scott seward, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost it is weird how nothing inappropriate ever seems to happen in established Judeo-Christian communities. makes u think.

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

nah just fuck all power hierarchies religious or otherwise

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

__________ shared 4chan's photo.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/521740_466941206694469_18846016_n.jpg

sigh

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

you know, that thing women do all the time where they stare at men's crotches

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

i like that the guy is having a cigarette after touching the woman's breasts

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

he probably got cuffed for smoking at the police station

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

meanwhile, if women smoke at a police station it's "cool"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Wow. Just... wow.

emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

it is so perverted, the way men beat women

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

Woman murders man: "You go girl!!"
Man murders woman: In jail for life and perverted

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

Policeman is clearly french, would be more relaxed about all this perversion.

ledge, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Man getting kicked in the crotch: 50000 BTU's of pain, and no morphine (perverted)
Woman giving birth: Only 9000 BTU's, morphine, "natural"

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

this has been itt for 15 minutes and no-one's done a "hey when did xkcd go colour" joke yet? hmm

why they let the bodies hit the floor? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

i was going to but I got breakfast instead

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

black guy calls white guy a "cracker": socially acceptable

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

dog humps my leg: it's "funny"
and yet, if *I* were to perform a sex act on an animal, it's "dirty" and "perverted" and I deserve to be in jail

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

hard to argue with that last part

mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

this was an instant defriend btw

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

did u leave a parting shot

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

9mm

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

frogbs killing it imo

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

4chan dude worried people think he's perverted for some reason

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Women discover an aeroplane black box, "Help me"

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

So, if Women suddenly kiss and hit men, they are romantic and brave?

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

That's right. *smack* *whack*

emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

kissing sneak-attacks from ladies

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

She kissed me and it felt like a hit

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

who are these people who have enough data to establish norms on walking into the wrong bathroom

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

in my drinking days I used to go into the men's bathroom on purpose because there was never a line and I could puke without anyone noticing

#themoreyouknow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

some 4chan guy in the hall checking off the "accident" box

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

i bet the author is the kind-of guy who hides behind potted plants in women's restrooms to "sneak a peak", if you get my drift.

Spectrum, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

he has one of those traffic clickers

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

Women hide behind potted plants in men's restrooms to "sneak a peek", it's a harmless prank...

ledge, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

he's a pastor, so when he tithes he's most likely giving to his own church, which he runs

what a massive asshole

Z S, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

'Perverted' isn't first the word I'd use for a man who hits a woman, but the way stick-guy is leaning one foot on his vanquished foe as she cowers does kind of send it in that direction.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

Women are quirky if they stiff a waiter with some piece of shit 'joke'. Men are massive assholes.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

xxxpost

what a raging piece of shit

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

let God bring you your blooming onion, then.

moin moin hummel hummel (doo dah), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

tbf it probably makes sense that he stopped giving 18% of everything he earned to this one waitress

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

To hell with this guy.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

If that's real, that is. It's hard to imagine someone would be such a huge asshole.

Then again, having worked in the service industry, it really isn't.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

tipping

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Ow3wnz5.jpg

abanana, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

I would if I hadn't stopped thinking about Friends, what, 20 fucking years ago

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

my back hurts. that makes me feel old.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

What was the context of the tipping picture? Was the person who posted it approving of it or pointing out what an asshole that guy was?

Moodles, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

tipping

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

Women post something in an off-topic thread: cute, quirky, 'oh! Help me use computer!'
Men post something in an off-topic thread: sick, 'perverted,' beatings from Thread Police

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link


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