How do you take yr Fernet-Branca?

^ my favourite ronan joke ever

the fernet was sitting without a lid on next to the eggs on the chopping board.

how the fuck do you propose to chop eggs

xp I'd be more worried about those eggs then.

I nivver knew until one TWO years ago that as sure as eggs is eggs came from a comical pron. of as sure as x is x.

no I'm not chopping iggs it's just my kitchen is a state.

this fernet's tasting ok now maybe I was wrong and sd was right.

l'etat c'est bois

wait that doesnt mean drink at all scratch that

l'infer c'est l'water.

it's v hard to find an art sustainable against drink obv.

every irish writer ever aside you mean

tell you what i'd swap this connemara for two dairy milks

Fernet tastes like Jaegermeister without the syrupy sweetness.
and/or liquid potpourri

liquid potpourri is good milo. it's right. I once foolishly compared it to Wallace Stevens' knack for rhyme, but no that was silly. I like it tho.

every irish writer ever aside you mean

I rly want to read Ulysses again.

fuck that's absurd. I'm just sitting here drinking fernet listening to loud music. wtf I know about Irish writing Ulysses or the fuck.

think i heard a theory once that it already assumes a previous reading and a future reading and therefore can never be read again so much as that each reading is part of the continuous narrative of the reading itself

but this fella was rolled out drunk and a nut for joyce besides iirc

yeah and anyone who uses "again" wrt (WITH. REGARD. TO.) Joyce needs dey balls examined with a boot.

i need to try again. yerman put me off it tbh.

nonsense have you got any fernet?

I'm feeling maudlin so want to say thx for the company. am having another tho so if yer around.

doing pointless software testing tmrw. fernet might've given me norovirus.

drinking the connemara from the bottle ffs

warming to it, god help me if i get a taste for the peaty stuff i'll be thrown out the house

cheers.

as is

I'm having another. I like the fact the joke has worn off. that's the point right?

i never understood it, i didn't even laugh tbrr i just typed 'lol' while blankly staring at the screen

great.

lol

'_'

great.

ha actual lol

('_')

it wdnt let me post that bcos it kept telling me I had a "deja vu error".

ya hence the brackets tbh

it's a good likeness Jesus sorry for the moribundty I'm not an ilx star.

let's just settle differences around this

http://youtu.be/euaH8mUiFHs

idk keep up the public drunkeness long enough it happens organically ime

on that note my job tomorrow will do itself but they'll want me there in observatory capacity or some shit

fizzles has just used the word 'moribundity' for the fifth time in ilx history, consisting of 10,638,093 on all boards. he is a star. he should revel in his status.

smartarse misspelt it tho

night!

I am revelling by sitting here sniggering slightly at dm's last post. feel this a mild appeoach.

night!

god bless all who participated in this stain of a thread.

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I was more hanging on kermode's beltstraps.

jes

who is fizzles tho

stills v good question

not as good as WHY WHY am I going to work today. so stupid. what completely fallacious motive had me lying in bed in my pyjamas (I've just retrieved em from storage gimme a break already) thinking I cd call in a sick and have day doing fuck all/reading/doing something meaningful/playing Diablo 3 it's shit I know,OR I cd go into work. WHY did I decide that rly I shd go to work? why?

part of it is feeling I wdnt be able to make best of the day.

part of it is Larkin's loblolly men maybe.

part of it is because I've got so much work to do that if I don't go in today it'll just create misery further down the line.

BUT THAT IS ALL ROMG.

so I'm on a train with a dry mouth and a headache and oh here we go -

Hi,GoodMorning Tom.
This is Shiva(Test Analyst).
I'm at Waterloo station.just now I have get into Fleet train.
Thanks
Shiva

hi shiva am on train - which part are you on? [having run f'ing hard for it chiz chiz]

I'm on the middle part

right - am heading for the "middle part" to meet my destroyer (who is a lovely person but don't have grebt English tbh). Eric B and Rakim can only get me thru so much of today.

in fernet thread why bcos fernet definitely to blame for this.

where's darragh, where is he when I need him.

man I missed your long dark night of fernet branca

sack off work. it's the feast of S. Charles King and Martyr.

I'm going to banqueting house to fuck some Jacobites up.