So who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads?

Did someone make a recent post involving something like "Pomplamousse teaming up with some other band to create the Voltron of horrible music"? I thought I read a post like that in the last 12 hours, but maybe it was just an ilx dream.

I feel like it would be Amanda Palmer if so. Don't know if I heard that somewhere or it just makes sense.

might be ben folds five?

A guy goes into the woods hunting for a bear. When he is deep in the woods he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see an enormous grizzly towering above him. Before he can fire, the beast rips the rifle out of his hands and proceeds to sodomize him.

Mortified, he retreats to his cabin, arms himself with a double-barreled shotgun, and races back into the woods to find and kill his furry assailant. But once again, the bear sneaks up behind him, pulls the weapon from his hands and has his lusty way with him.

Undeterred, the guy equips himself with a machine gun and treks back into the woods where he is again ambushed, disarmed and defiled by the bear.

Now, apoplectic with moral outrage, he flies to a third world country where he buys a heat-seeking, shoulder-launched, nuclear-tipped rocket from an international arms dealer.
Convinced he finally has the upper hand, he returns to the woods, tracks the bear to his lair and patiently waits to vaporize him. And yes, again, the bear surprises, disarms and sexually assaults him.

But this time, before the guy can run off to acquire more lethal armaments, the bear enfolds him in his massive arms and says, "You don't really come out here to hunt, do ya?"

tv critic I follow on twitter saw ben folds last week and was like "opener nataly dawn was great too!" and I thought uh oh.....it begins.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd38979726a5acc5ace939200b081b14/tumblr_mhcnd7SKzF1qzyur6o1_500.png
voltron

The Telegraph concludes: "Delicate and playful, Dawn balances childlike wonder with sly wit and subtle emotion, switching from deadpan folky narratives to archaic country rocking with an ease reminiscent of such Americana greats as Natalie Merchant and Kate McGarrigle."

ayo telegraph slow yr fuckin' roll

I don't know about all you zombies, but I plan on trying to become an auxiliary member of this new indie supergroup. Maybe I can rub on a cuica or something.

That Dance is song is less annoying than Pomplamoose I guess, but mentioning her little indie-squeak of a voice in the same sentence as Emmylou Harris is to me just.... no.

just want to point out that i posted that keirin music or w/e video ages ago itt and people were like, its pretty good actually. a shallow victory perhaps. "you deserve it chilli"

sorry that last post was a mess can i rescind it

http://i.imgur.com/4egVepG.jpg

http://www.sfexaminer.com/entertainment/music/2013/01/nataly-dawn-s-non-religious-awakening

NATALY DAWN: (Singing) You put on your suits and your round toe boots but who cares? Silent prayers won't keep you from going insane.

LYDEN: Nataly Dawn is taking on some pretty heady topics on the record, including many references to faith and her struggles with it, despite growing up with parents who served as missionaries.

DAWN: My father was a pastor and later on a theology professor, and my mother was always in charge of the music at church. And my parents were very much into a lot of gospel music. My mom was just a huge fan of the great old hymns. And I have to say they're still deeply ingrained in my subconscious. It's very hard for me to write things that don't sound just a little bit like a hymn.

(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)

DAWN: (Singing) Maybe they will because you know what they say when there's a gun to your head, is there nobody praying (unintelligible) because we're all just the same, we're all just the same. La di da.

LYDEN: There are a lot of references to faith on "How I Knew Her." Was that intentional?

DAWN: It was intentional in that it's what I've been thinking a lot about. The album is about relationships, and particularly about relationships with the women in my life who've mattered the most to me. And all of those women have had deep faith as a big part of their identity. And I definitely have ended up struggling with a lot of what I believe and what I was brought up with through the investigation of these relationships with the women who are closest to me in my life.

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "STILL A BELIEVER")

DAWN: (Singing) Grandma says I'm going to hell 'cause I met a boy and we make rock music. And the trouble is I know she means well. If I'm misbehaving, it's (unintelligible) and she says life is a test...

LYDEN: Your grandmother, I have to ask you about her, here in this song, "Still a Believer," sounds a little strict. Grandma says I'm going to hell because I met a boy and we make rock music and the trouble is I know she means well. She was probably quite accustomed to you singing church music. Maybe this was too difficult to stretch.

DAWN: I think a lot of people in my family have trouble with the fact that I have strayed from my beliefs, and in particular with the fact that I'm not married and I've been living with my boyfriend, you know, who I've been in a relationship with for the past six and a half years. And I think it's quite difficult for them to deal with the fact that I still claim to have some sort of faith, but that it's not really in line with my very strict Christian heritage.

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "STILL A BELIEVER")

DAWN: (Singing) And I said I'm still a believer...

dealwithit.bmp

Every time I look up something on youtube I have to sit through a commercial for her solo album with baby Nataly dancing.

unfortunately

goddamn, she's all over the internet lately

Nataly Dawn, half of the pop duo Pomplamoose, makes her solo debut with "How I Knew Her," which arrives at No. 4 on Heatseekers Albums and No. 10 on Folk Albums with 2,000 copies sold, according to Nielsen SoundScan. The Nonesuch/Warner Bros. set, which was funded through a Kickstarter campaign that raised more than $100,000, was produced by her Pomplamoose partner Jack Conte. Nonesuch president Bob Hurwitz praises Dawn for her "original voice."

man, i really want this to go away already

2,000 copies gets you a number 4 spot on heatseekers?

can't wait til you get a gold record for selling one record

you guys know what the 'heatseekers' chart is, right

I don't.

it's basically a chart of new/up and coming acts who may or may not have sold enough to get on the Billboard 200

Huh. How do they define "new" or "up and coming"? Seems a bit arbitrary.

i assume their kickstarter offered copies of the album in return for donations -- is that going to be factored into any calculation of "copies sold"?

oh shit i just checked, the album's up on spotifyyyyyy

Huh. How do they define "new" or "up and coming"? Seems a bit arbitrary.

― emil.y, Friday, February 22, 2013 7:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the broadest sense of, they haven't charted in the top 100 of the Billboard 200 before, and they're selling more w/ a new release than w/ any previous release

I thought "record label bribes" was the answer.

it's weird when people try to be cynical in a way that ends up actually being naive

?
heatseekers is def about billboard and industry placing their bets on what they think will be popular and it is often self-fulfilling so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifo2Ku11mNA

The new person has the most annoying face yet.

Maybe this is the reason Alan Sparhawk feels so bad all the time.

?
heatseekers is def about billboard and industry placing their bets on what they think will be popular and it is often self-fulfilling so

― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, February 23, 2013 12:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see again this borders on conspiracy theory! it's a sales chart that measures the best selling albums under certain criteria (i.e. instead of only albums in certain genres, it's only albums by artists who haven't had major success in the past).

The female half of the singing duo Pomplamoose didn’t make it to Toronto earlier this week due to a criminal record she assumed was of no consequence when it came to crossing the border.

Nataly Dawn Knutsen — who performs under her first and middle name — explained the situation on her blog after she was turned back by customs on Monday en route to a solo concert at the Horseshoe Tavern.

A background check that revealed a reckless driving misdemeanor that dated back seven years.

“I was 20. And it is the only traffic violation on my record,” explained Knutsen. “I realize that confessing the sins of my youth is completely unnecessary, but I wanted you to know how unexpected and irrational this whole thing was.

“We weren’t trying to sneak into the country. As a matter of fact, I played Montreal in 2010 and had no problems at customs, so we had no reason to anticipate this sort of thing. When speaking with the customs officer, I told him this and his response was that someone had slipped up and that I shouldn’t have been allowed in.”

The singer — whose act gained prominence through songs posted to YouTube — attempted to make it up to fans with a virtual performance from Rochester, N.Y.

Nataly Dawn expressed doubt that the problem would be cleared up anytime soon.

But she also expressed an openness to any marriage proposals that could help make any future Canadian tours easier.

Canada knows what's up...

bullshit anyway, we all know her crime of choice is mugging

http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-eases-entry-rules-for-visitors-with-minor-convictions.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=kXpn8thEGbE

Nataly Dawn, one half of the band Pomplamoose, raised $104,788 from 2,315 backers to fund her first solo album, How I Knew Her. To entice her fans to contribute, Dawn promised a slew of incentives, which included shirts, hard copies of the release, signed posters, and articles of clothing she wore in various Pomplamoose videos. By her estimation, Dawn spent approximately $10,000 to mail out the rewards to her supporters.

But Dawn said that logistics wasn’t the most challenging part of her Kickstarter campaign. It was the idea that people thought themselves as shareholders in her work.

“It’s not really what you sign up for,” she remarked. “You definitely want people to entrust you with funds. You then make an album for them, but you don’t really want them to have a say in how your budget works.

“I just think that’s unfair for the artist, honestly.”

The issue for Dawn was intensified by her raising five times the amount of her set goal. Suddenly, fans were complaining that she didn’t really need the whole $104,000 to record the album. Dawn countered by noting that not only did she use all of her Kickstarter funds, but she also opened four separate credit cards and dipped into her life savings to cover the difference.

Inevitably, our conversation of fans’ expectations shifted back to Palmer and her aforementioned million-dollar campaign.

In the fall of 2012, Palmer pissed off a lot of people after she tried to get professional backup musicians to play for free at various stops in her tour. Palmer’s critics, which included renowned music engineer Steve Albini, accused her of being exploitative and of using her name recognition to get out of properly compensating her accompanying performers.Palmer would eventually reverse her decision and announced that she had found money in her Kickstarter budget to compensate everyone, but before she did, Dawn took to her blog to express support for the beleaguered musician.

“Whether or not you agree with Amanda’s tactics, you are not shareholders in her Kickstarter project,” Dawn wrote. “When you gave her your money, you decided to trust her to invest it wisely.

“So keep trusting her and keep helping her.”

"Give me money and shut up."

articles of clothing she wore in various Pomplamoose videos

Eww.

Kickstarter: act out a real life version of The Producers

http://oregonmusicnews.com/2013/05/01/on-a-music-mission-a-qa-with-nataly-dawn/

her first album was really called "her earlier stuff"? unbelievable.

bullshit anyway, we all know her crime of choice is mugging

lmao

A short intermission of delicate French language music played before Nataly Dawn and Ryan Lerman hooked arms in the back of the room and marched the slow, wedding processional steps through the aisle of chairs towards the stage.

Oh fuck you.

it reads a bit like the marilyn hagerty olive garden review

Nataly closed fitfully with an utterly romantic and transforming performance of “La Vie En Rose,” the signature song of French singer Édith Piaf. Nataly gave her a run for her francs (euros, now) to be sure. The audience smiled, swayed, laughed and gently sighed as they leaned into their partners.

This thread still has the greatest single reveal in the history of ILX (even if it is 50% likely to just be a joke reveal).

huh, what was the reveal?