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❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 04:53 (five years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

ps - chaki had longmont potion castle on his radio show last night. he prank calls alex trebek!

homosexual II, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:33 (four years ago) Permalink

OMG!

diamonddave85, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:34 (four years ago) Permalink

I want to throw it out there again that if anybody ever comes across the box set Longmont put out, I want to buy that thing!

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:42 (four years ago) Permalink

New album, Wig Out at Jagbags, coming in early 2014. http://m.pitchfork.com/features/update/9254-stephen-malkmus-and-the-jicks/

I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:48 (four years ago) Permalink

ps - chaki had longmont potion castle on his radio show last night. he prank calls alex trebek!

― homosexual II, Monday, November 4, 2013 2:33 PM (23 minutes ago)

http://radiovalencia.fm/illogicalcontraption/2013/11/04/illogical-contraption-podcast-for-111113-trebek-with-longmont-potion-castle-and-john-xavier-cassese/

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:56 (four years ago) Permalink

Sorry wrong thread!

I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Monday, 4 November 2013 23:31 (four years ago) Permalink

Heh - "Wig Out at Jagbags" totally sounds like it COULD be an LPC thing

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 00:17 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i can't believe this is still a thing. i was reminded of LPC today and hadn't thought about it/him for probably 15 years.

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Saturday, 28 December 2013 05:26 (four years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orLmnaX7V18

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 18:15 (four years ago) Permalink

some good laughs in there

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 22:08 (four years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

the Longmont Potion Castle Ultimate Session Bundle..... i am so tempted to snatch this, it's $100, but there's only 50 copies, and it's complete LPC...

http://www.noisetent.com/DUCat.html

ET sippin the wig (spazzmatazz), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:31 (three years ago) Permalink

Hi,
Out now from D.U. Records is the complete Longmont Potion Castle anthology "LPC USB". You can order it online exclusively here.

The "Ultimate Session Bundle" includes a USB-drive, T-Shirt, and bonus vinyl. The USB features all previously released LPC albums, 2 unreleased albums, all previously released LPC videos, unreleased videos, extra tracks, complete liner notes, and more. You get:

Implement Of Prognosis "Butcher The Paleontologist" (1987)
Previously unreleased album - phone pranks and collage prototype for LPC - 93 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle (1988)
Remastered from original tapes - plus previously unreleased tracks - 93 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle II (1992)
Remastered from original tapes - plus previously unreleased tracks - 80 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle III (1995)
Remastered from original tapes - plus previously unreleased tracks - 85 minutes.

Miller Time (2000)
Previously unreleased album - the saga of LPC and his crazed employer - 35 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)
Plus the "Expanded Anniversary Edition" bonus content - 112 minutes.

Late-Eighties-Vein (2003)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 59 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 78 minutes.

Videos (2006)
Featuring the LPC DVD - plus previously unreleased videos - 58 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 93 minutes.

Implement Of Prognosis "Cauterized Toxicologist" (2008)
The return of LPC's phone prank and collage project - plus bonus tracks - 45 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 7 (2009)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 85 minutes.

Implement Of Prognosis "Abject Seismologist" (2010)
The finale of LPC's phone prank and collage project - plus previously unreleased tracks - 41 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 103 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 114 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 125 minutes.

Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - 98 minutes.

Metal Interludes (2014)
Plus previously unreleased tracks - also featuring 2 complete live concert videos - 120 minutes.

T-Shirt
Featuring all LPC album cover art - super soft 100% cotton - grey shirt with purple ink - please specify size.

Liner Notes
LPC takes you behind-the-scenes for the recording of every album with detailed liner notes - PDF booklet.

Vinyl LP
Also included is a randomly selected D.U. Records vinyl LP or double LP (up to $40.00 value).

All audio files are high-quality 320kb MP3s. All video files are Quicktime MOVs. This is a special, extremely limited-edition
release of 50. Approximate running time 25 hours. Explicit content. Free shipping. This is the only 100% complete LPC
collection, with rare archival content made available now for the first time. And it's hilarious.

Thanks,
D.U. Records

           (diamonddave85), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:39 (three years ago) Permalink

damn.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:49 (three years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Forgot to post this last month, it's a great read, first ever interview with LPC?

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/longmont-potion-castle-interview

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:04 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQ3HQvDxPI

lol that he's doing this via skype now

pre millennial tension (uptown churl), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:28 (two years ago) Permalink

Forgot to post this last month, it's a great read, first ever interview with LPC?

nope he was on my radio show and we prank called alex trebek live on the air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaG429VNdik

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:31 (two years ago) Permalink

oh whoa, sick!

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:20 (two years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

rainn wilson

am0n, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 15:54 (one year ago) Permalink

he's on my podcast this weekend - what should i ask him?

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:45 (one year ago) Permalink

ask him if he found the parochial ramrod yet

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 16:46 (one year ago) Permalink

interview about the new movie and album and metal and prog rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqILl-zeyrg

kurt schwitterz, Monday, 24 October 2016 20:30 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

dude i'm bonded... with the state

flappy bird, Saturday, 31 December 2016 05:56 (one year ago) Permalink

dugan nash

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 31 December 2016 16:10 (one year ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJBNDW5uyjo

Kills me everytime.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 31 December 2016 16:37 (one year ago) Permalink

tandy makes the goggle

am0n, Sunday, 1 January 2017 21:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Bookshop one is amazing... also where do bookshops stay open 10 am to midnight, I want to move there.

Forty Watson & the Jute Gute (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 2 January 2017 01:52 (one year ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjbpbmSqYk

"I don't know what your hours are but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

That line has been popping into my head regularly this week and I always start laughing at the inflection in the second part. And "What's your level of involvement there, Charlie?"

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 January 2017 20:57 (one year ago) Permalink

Hahaha. Man bumps of this thread send me down a rabbit hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXPBitB2rY

He sounds so much like Bill Murray here.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:52 (one year ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnEQPb79piA

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:21 (one year ago) Permalink

"I don't know what your hours are but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

Stuck in my head now too :) Same with 'plain as day':

'Cause I'm fired up'
'What's got you fired up?'
'Well you tell a man you ain't gonna help him with his repair and your sign says repair. Plain as day'

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:33 (one year ago) Permalink

Yeah! He has such a weird way of emphasizing things, it's hilarious. I love the epic Radio Shack call where he asks the guy what his title is and follows up with "...and your duties include?"

He has a definite Billy Murray/Joel Hodgson deadpan quality.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 3 February 2017 14:33 (one year ago) Permalink

"I've got a box of centipedes here for ya"
"uhhh...I didn't order any centipedes...you must have the wrong number"
"I'll whup your ass"

frogbs, Friday, 3 February 2017 15:41 (one year ago) Permalink

*answering machine beeps*
"what's that beepin'?"
"uh that's just some rope movin' around"

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2017 17:20 (one year ago) Permalink

i think my favorite call of all time is super nintendo (pt 1, pt 2)

the way he starts to empathize with the kid then all of a sudden switches back to his empty aggressive threats is classic. also lol at the dad's limp attempts at trying to match his fightin words

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2017 17:24 (one year ago) Permalink

ok so this podcast is an interview with a guy about his interview with LPC. this documentary style has been bothering me for a while (and this is probably an entirely different thread), but what's the deal with narrators and reporters injecting themselves into the narrative? "so not gonna happen" podcast becomes about the narrator's journey to find the truth about wayne. in the vivian maier doc, why exactly am i watching the narrator going through airport security to board a plane bound for a place where she spent some time?

who do we have to thank for this? moore? herzog?

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 3 February 2017 18:41 (one year ago) Permalink

NPR?

*answering machine beeps*
"what's that beepin'?"
"uh that's just some rope movin' around"

YES! That kills me. And the shipping guy's reaction later is so weird.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 February 2017 08:28 (one year ago) Permalink

He released a new triple disc set this month that sold out within 10 minutes, plus he was selling the master tapes to his early discs for like $200 each. For a moment I was considering it, like "what a conversation piece!," then I realized nobody would possibly care except for me and a couple other sociopath loner comedy nerds

Jalapeño Coladas, Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:08 (one year ago) Permalink

man I ordered these guys on the strength of like an MRR review circa '96 and totally didn't feel it but now I'm listening to Swamp Donkey and fuckin' dying

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 5 February 2017 01:20 (one year ago) Permalink

^^

"I'm not sitting up here playing whackamole fella"

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:10 (one year ago) Permalink

we listened to this on tour for like 6 days straight, so good

flopson, Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:34 (one year ago) Permalink

If we can't get some moisturization going here I'm gonna need some reimbursement

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 February 2017 21:19 (one year ago) Permalink

"Who's the shipper?"

"Peacock Hut."

"No."

"Oh, yeah."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 27 February 2017 13:56 (one year ago) Permalink

i think my favorite call of all time is super nintendo (pt 1, pt 2)

the way he starts to empathize with the kid then all of a sudden switches back to his empty aggressive threats is classic. also lol at the dad's limp attempts at trying to match his fightin words

"I'll be talking to whoever I need to talk to, to get it resolved"
"You'll be talking to the pavement once you're lying up right upon it"

loool

frogbs, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:10 (one year ago) Permalink

"I got a little bit of it on tape"
"Oh we'll play it at your funeral, how about that"

frogbs, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:11 (one year ago) Permalink

Guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_w8QFzmbXw

First 13 minutes or so are one call and it's fucking extraordinary. Like I get the feeling at times the guy is fucking with LPC but I'm never quite sure.

I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 27 February 2017 19:47 (one year ago) Permalink

i love the voice he uses in the second call here. i got a big meetin' tamarrruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXPBitB2rY

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 18:50 (one month ago) Permalink

listening to the early calls today. his voice was so different and young and innocent. its cute.

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:34 (one month ago) Permalink

yeah doesn't even sound like the same person to me. he went from a 20 year old kid to a 50 year old man overnight

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:41 (one month ago) Permalink

There’s nothin to deny young man

Ross, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:15 (one month ago) Permalink

His early stuff he was like 16 I think! Which makes me think of the Super Nintendo sketch where he’s like “I used to think I wouldn’t make it past 23 ... and now I’m a 70 year old man”

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 23:42 (one month ago) Permalink


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