why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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course he's not, or he'd be called serby

standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

i think this dude said it iirc

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rQRmdzfdpZA/Td7jgYx0hxI/AAAAAAAAAMc/axvNNCdKjWE/s1600/Ratko_Mladic_Wanted.jpg

s.clover, Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

Who is this guy and shouldn't it be "pick it" anyway

http://i.imgur.com/ECFd04zl.jpg

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

ASHOLE

more like bog satin (dog latin), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

he is Osho. he is a fun guy

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

looks like he lives in a nice place, gotta give him his dues

more like bog satin (dog latin), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

well he's dead so

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

oh *that* guy. yeah. loadsa fun.

ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Does osho believe in re-incarnation

b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Someone needs to re-do that Wayne Coyne one with Freddy Mercury and just have it read, "Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?"

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

xp A nice place with no flowers. He learned that lesson the hard way.

carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

we'll probably hear more after he's tried to fuck a few flowers

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Osho had one of the most beautiful speaking voices I've ever heard which probly accounts for some of his success. That and telling people what they wanted to hear. But as a quasi-mystic who dropped some poetic lines he's my total fave.

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I realise I have confused him in my thoughts with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, apologies to Mahesh.

ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

There is some yogi advertising on the tube at the mo with the tagline

It's not about becoming Super Human
Its about realizing that being Human is Super

at which I had to tip my hat.

ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Ah yes. "When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will be able to head of your foes with a balanced attack!"

ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

*off

ledge, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

It's not about the will to power, it's a bout the power to will...happiness.

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

Osho rebranded as "Osho" after he'd totally ruined his earlier brand name of "Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh". Before that, he'd only used it as a sub-brand for special use when he wanted to project himself as extra cute and cuddly.

Aimless, Monday, 28 January 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

i know some ppl into osho — they're all idiots

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Monday, 28 January 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

Bagwhan Shree Rajneesh: yet another cultural touchstone I only know through Bloom County

Instagram Llewyn Davis (silby), Monday, 28 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

A couple months ago friend casually mentioned that his mom was way into Osho when he was a kid and he had actually hung out at the compound a couple times like it was no big deal.

joygoat, Monday, 28 January 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

he runs a "multiversity"

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 28 January 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

it is remarkable how similar the biographies of these post-buddhist/hindu charlatans like osho (kriyananda, ole nydahl, other assholes) are — always some kind of lawsuit that makes everyone involved seem icky, probable druggie past, gross misuse of power under the guise of "sexual liberation".

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

seeing this totally made me think of this thread for some reason. i think bob marley might have uploaded this to youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwL9deXNW8

scott seward, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost it is weird how nothing inappropriate ever seems to happen in established Judeo-Christian communities. makes u think.

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

nah just fuck all power hierarchies religious or otherwise

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

__________ shared 4chan's photo.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/521740_466941206694469_18846016_n.jpg

sigh

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

you know, that thing women do all the time where they stare at men's crotches

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

i like that the guy is having a cigarette after touching the woman's breasts

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

he probably got cuffed for smoking at the police station

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

meanwhile, if women smoke at a police station it's "cool"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Wow. Just... wow.

emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

it is so perverted, the way men beat women

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

Woman murders man: "You go girl!!"
Man murders woman: In jail for life and perverted

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

Policeman is clearly french, would be more relaxed about all this perversion.

ledge, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Man getting kicked in the crotch: 50000 BTU's of pain, and no morphine (perverted)
Woman giving birth: Only 9000 BTU's, morphine, "natural"

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

this has been itt for 15 minutes and no-one's done a "hey when did xkcd go colour" joke yet? hmm

why they let the bodies hit the floor? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

i was going to but I got breakfast instead

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

black guy calls white guy a "cracker": socially acceptable

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

dog humps my leg: it's "funny"
and yet, if *I* were to perform a sex act on an animal, it's "dirty" and "perverted" and I deserve to be in jail

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

hard to argue with that last part

mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

this was an instant defriend btw

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

did u leave a parting shot

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

9mm

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

frogbs killing it imo

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

4chan dude worried people think he's perverted for some reason

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Women discover an aeroplane black box, "Help me"

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link


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