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I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

heavens!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

DING DING DING!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

oops.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), August 1st, 2006 5:12 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Married women can yet their tits out too you know! Unless they are ultra orthodox Jews or something.

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Emma -- it's all very well you saying that, but it never happens when I ask, no matter how polite I am ;-)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WAU!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, and I am sorry for posting that, but the fact that it reappeared on the New Answers page in this of all weeks was too good to overlook.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, I thought the little one was one of those toilet cleaner things that hangs over the rim. Your big turd is about half the width of your bath. Good effort!

-- JimD (ji...), October 22nd, 2004.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

― onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"No, you can shove them up your arse."

this one really tickled.

-- CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:03 (9 hours ago)

― Trayce, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

(ooh, that's very wide)

-- koogs,

― onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I chose Pornography.

Do we really need two weeks for this?

-- onimo, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (Yesterday)

― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

-- river wolf, Monday, May 14, 2007 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

-- accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (3 minutes ago)

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

ethan invented rap music

-- deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04

― Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

He was constantly on the horse.

-- moley, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:22

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 18 May 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link

kids are stupid, what are you talking about

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mine're already dead. I just keep them pickled.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

― StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the other morning i awoke to a giant one here in brooklyn and it made me soooo happy

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06 (Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06) Bookmark Link

― onimo, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Their meat is good but the sauce is meh.

-- patita, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― humansuit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

which might be this big blessing considering i kissed some guy last week and now have some strep throat ridiculousness and can't sit still!!!

-- Surmounter, Monday, August 27, 2007 5:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I am doing this for the first time starting October 1. Will probably be contributing to this thread...

-- jaymc, Monday, August 27, 2007 6:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

slow, laborious, and somewhat messy, but I get done what I need to get done.

-- accentmonkey

― onimo, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Not that I would expect to see a subpoena ever get issued, but having Prince testify to Congress would be amusing (in that all he'd do is take the Fifth).

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:32 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the whole fist is preferable

-- Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

toilet paper...you wipe your ass with it for crying out loud.

-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

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