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http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20The%20Road.mp3

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20Summers%20Ending.mp3

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

makes final fantasy sound like screwface thuggin'

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

jesus christ that guy

THIS WEBPAGE COULD NOT BE FOUND

god dammit

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I go to CMU and that guy's posters are everywhere sometimes.

― 31g, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lol, "go back to the kiddie table"

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007704240357

sonned by a teenager in a pretentiousness beef

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"James Joyce was probably an excellent writer."

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm as bad as james joyce and inefficient mass transit u_u

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

omg pineapple

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

THAT'S JUST IN 1 SENTENCE

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

c/p to ILM thread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Database shenanigans are afoot. You may notice some oddness.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

omg jess!!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

heheeeeee that article my god

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahaha Jess. Are you going to post a comment?

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

That article is FUNCTIONALLY OVERWHELMING.

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

The crunked-out comment was pretty insightful for a high schooler. I would probably have had wanted to get w/ this girl 4 years ago.

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Benefits include:
• Overwhelming of functions
• Ringtone-esque bursts
• Ecstatic peaks

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

don't tell me it takes more than 26 minutes to find a myspace page ...

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i instantly regret suggesting that

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

no dice, maybe she's on friendster

― félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Facebook profile confirmed

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

that's good writing for a high schooler.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

pandora's box of crepeyness

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

POKE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey "corpuscle" is an awesome word!

― deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

indie rock affirmative action
hott chicks always get the big promotions esp. if they say "fuck" a lot

― dmr, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i have now written for pfork more than anywhere else, including the day job

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

you can write a response article...FIVE THINGS; That seem unnecessarily precocious

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

― deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn
-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:44 AM (3 hours ago)
awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her
-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:45 AM (3 hours ago)

haha. i thought this was in reference to jess

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

It would have explained a lot.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I like LeWitt the conceptual artist and theorist more so than LeWitt the painter and sculptor.

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 9:09 AM (2 weeks ago)

well done but I assume both are dead

-- RJG, Monday, April 9, 2007 9:15 AM (2 weeks ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

RJG is like the most smugly annoying person on ILE but i have to hand it to him, he's kind of a zing ninja

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

How long does it take the average ILXor to realize that jess is male? It took me about a year I think.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

depends if you catch him in a complaining-about-women phase or not.

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

You must have been reading all the wrong posts.

Ahahaha XP.

― Laurel, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

RJG is like the most smugly annoying person on ILE but i have to hand it to him, he's kind of a zing ninja

haha you're kind of right:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/475620188_f256c26a87_m.jpg

I have better hair now!

-- Maria, Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:34 AM (5 hours ago)
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what's it like now?

-- RJG, Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:57 AM (5 hours ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

the master of zing gets zinged.

it isn't that the bad jokes are actually racist but that they are lazy enough that they are not "tackling" any "issue" they might "think" they are

-- RJG, Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:01 PM (3 hours ago)

RJG, your endless string of "quips" are not nearly as "clever" as you "think" they are. Please go update your Two And A Half Men fansite and stop talking about a show that you neither like nor have anything interesting to say about.

-- Deric W. Haircare, Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:06 PM (3 hours ago)

― stevie, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

one of my first threads on ilx was, i think, in response to a post on sexism in crunk jess had made on his blog. i assumed he was a she

― deej, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, is jess jane dark?

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i know the answer to that. but it would be funny if he was.

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

stevie, you left out the part where rjg asks deric if he is bald

― cutty, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i hadn't got that far yet... mention of two and a half men fansite sent me prematurely in the direction of the zingpage.

― stevie, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/AndresHimself/meandagoat.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

How long does it take the average ILXor to realize that jess is male? It took me about a year I think.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:16 (2 days ago)

it took me till he said something about wanting some female critic to suck his dick till he came blood

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

That's disgusting.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

it is also true

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

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