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herro dere checky

Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
My feelin's can't describe it
Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
And I just cannot hide it

Meeting Mr. Right, the man of my dreams
The one and only true love or at least it seems
With brown coco skin and curly black hair
It's just the way he looks at me, that gentle lovin' stare

Finally you come along
The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong
If you only knew the way I feel about you
I just can't describe him oh no no

CHORUS
CHORUS

It seemed so many times he seemed to be the one
But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun
But now you've come along and brightened up my world
In my heart I feel it I'm that special kind of girl

Finally you come along
The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong
If you only knew the way I feel about you
I just can't describe him oh no no

CHORUS
CHORUS

Finally
Ooooooooh finally yeah yeah
Oh

RAP: True love, a feelin' I never knew
Until you came into my life and now it's real
I never knew that I would find the time
Before you I thought love was blind

And my life was coastin' out my emotion
Too strong for words, you're set for devotion
A-pushin' me from mutual attraction
True love, the chemical reaction

Then my actions
Reflect those of a way to makin' this a better love
A never ending plan like man and wife
Flavourful to my life like a spice

Summon me to death, you're my big mean of protection
My one and only source of affection
So I'm puttin' all games behind me
I've been lookin' for the key to love and I've found it finally

CHORUS (to fade)

wow, i just got a letter from the IRS copping to the fact that they never sent me my stimulus check.

"we are required by law to mail the economic stimulus payment by dec. 31, 2008. we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment based on your 2007 tax account. however, you may be able to claim a credit on your 2007 federal return."

that's not quite as fun.

whoa

can we do this again?

we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment

i meant "we could NOT issue the check by this date so you will NOT get the payment" obv. so weird, i got the annoying letters saying "we will mail your check out soon!" and then nothing.

I think we are doing this again. You know since it worked so well last time.

i am checking all these threads to see if i posted about buying something with my stimulus check cause i don't remember getting it

bump

lol

bump

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lol

lol

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Thank you, CNBC. No, sincerely: thank you. I don't know what I'd do without u, boo.

lol bulking up you emergency AND retirement saving with $600

thanks to this i'm gonna be able to retire three days early!!!!

I'm using my $600 to upgrade my cyanide tooth to a more fast-acting model.

"BULK UP your emergency savings, and get that retirement savings THICC!"

CNBC: the best use of your stimulus check is to immediately turn it over to a bank. The bank is getting a bit worried about your ability to repay that credit they extended to you. This is bad for their peace of mind.

i'm going to donate it to congresspeople so they can help us even moar

love this ilx-specific sad lol thread bump

i have not received my six hundred dollars yet

Plz 2 join the 'have not received my six hundred dollars yet' club. Membership fees are only six hundred dollars.

Mine’s getting direct deposited into a bank account that no longer exists. I can’t update my bank account # with IRS because trump and the GOP don’t want the executive branch to properly function

just got mine, partner did too, but she still hasn't received the 1,200. anytime she calls the IRS about it they 'transfer' her to a line that hangs up on her. tbh im amazed she can even get ahold of an actual person there to begin with

how much
she said
with six hundred dollars i'll do it

$1400!!

i will be receiving the balance of my "two thousand dollar check" on wednesday march 17

Still no $600
Still no sign of forthcoming $1400
America, why hast thou forsaken me

canst thou claim at least the $600 as a refundable tax credit?