The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

'the support that I need' is only like two letters off 'we will cum in your mouth', to be fair

So

- Heat
- Cost
- D. Koch
- Homphobia

is there anything else I need to be prepared for on returning?

homsar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7y6iE0aB5s&feature=youtu.be

slightly embarrassing

also: hooligans placing traffic cones inappropriately

'love it or leave' day is imminent

i'm so sorry to miss it.

fuck off estela, we're full

http://www.georgeslentz.com/Northern%20NSW.jpg

<3

lol<3

where will you be

in dublin, i arrived on tuesday and yesterday i rectified the unacceptable situation of darragh never having met any ilxors irl.

I believe she is consuming potatoes and lucky charms or something. x

ha xpost

oh, brilliant

it's great, i'd never been here before and had always wanted to.

it's good to escape from that horrible summer we've been having.

australia party: "hmmm.. maybe we're not racist and homophobic enough?"

Why did I encourage a conversation about not being proud on Australia day in my office. WHY.

noooooooo

bcz you wanted to be a day early?

Cant argue with bigoted workmates on a weekend! :D

No, I am a tool, and forget that most of my colleagues do not share my views :/

lovely south korean lady at my local cafe asked me what I do on australia day. I was so embarrassed by the jingoism she'll experience that I just sort of slinked out of there.

good god, bindi irwin is going to keep piping up for the whole term of our natural lives, isn't she.

My Kiwi Kolleague somehow bumped into Pauline Hanson in Priceline during her lunch break this week and managed not to ask her what hair colour she uses.

(I hope estela is amused that the person I sit next to at work is from NZ btw.)

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2212/2058847121_82f645194c_z.jpg
http://www.desktopocean.com/file/269/640x480/crop/peach-rose.jpg

loooooooool

history made, smarty specs applied

face
palm

Well Im lost.

what will they write about now that the next eight months of 'when we off to the polls??' spak-filla is now worthless

~policy~

HAAAAAAAW

abbott_in_safety_vest.jpg

COuld not give a dozen fetid rats arses about the election tbqh. Theyre all useless as tits on a bull. Where's the Fraser and Keating of auld.

^^exactly the effect the libs are hoping for - get familiar with some policies

to indulge in the same crass minutiae that the press gallery do for a moment: those 'hipstre' glasses she was wearing during the speech were really good!

Oh I'll *vote*. I just find all of the twats tiresome. Will prob vote green w/lab below line prefs of my choosing as per. Mate of mine does a neat "who to vote for below the line" bit o'software.

lol anti-semitic lol

election day on yom kippur, therefore hates jews

sometimes the entire internet can get fucked

Ortho jewish cant vote whatever day it falls as its always on a saturday anyway! Yeesh.

not that i want to be giving tony big-ears any attention, but he actually said that gillard has created stability by holding an election towards the end of this year

FUCK

not that i want to be giving tony big-ears any attention, but he actually said that gillard has created instability by holding an election towards the end of this year

like, in the year and at the time that she is constitutionally required to hold an election

and news corp will let it slide because they are savage cunts

Who Cares: The 2013 Australian Federal Election Thread

cuz have you got any peptides

its cool bro im an australian rules footballer