fuck off out of my cabin chuckleheads
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Saturday, 19 January 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
i wd be down for being barefoot at work tbh. also having my own cabin.
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
turns out the french aren't immune to the exact same twee copy style:
http://www.micheletaugustin.com/indexflash.htm
― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
Is that site actually aimed at French people, or just English speaking people who want to buy twee food labelled in French?
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
(my French isn't actually good enough to tell the difference)
french people! this stuff isn't sold in the uk (in fact the packet is very proud that some of their biscuits could be found in, specifically, the dean and deluca on broadway in new york city, in 2010)
― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 4 April 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
oh god michel et augustin... i have a few friends who worked or interned there and they made it sound just as twee as you'd think. bt it's changed a bit the past couple of years and now supposedly either michel or augustin is a major pain in the ass. i have to hand it to them though, some of their biscuits are really tasty. quite expensive too though.
― Jibe, Friday, 5 April 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
according to local estate agent, W12 has been renamed 'Chez Bu'...
― koogs, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
L___ G___ shared Innocent drinks's photo.https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/28141_10151640419981204_56984435_n.jpgIf you are running in the London Marathon today, we salute you. And if you're not doing anything active today, we salute you too. It's Sunday after all.
― RIP Muppet Fat Chef (onimo), Sunday, 21 April 2013 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
bye bye our pieminister piewe're really going to miss youand that is no lieit's just those good ol' boysare waiting with theirmash on the side singingthis is the day we'll eat piethis is the day we'll eat pie
Printed on the side of their takeaway bags. Have these people even ever heard the fucking song? Half the lines don't fit ffs.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
forgot the crucial exclamation mark at the end
none of it fits. fuck pieminister.
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
fuck off and pie
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
would be a great name for a shop
i hate myself and i want a pie
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
pie antwoord
― caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
i immediately regret that post, please don't turn this into one of those threads, i apologize
― caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
iirc the instructions printed on the card box Pieminister pies come in say "open the flaps and munch". MISTAH WRIGHT!
― warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
I'd forgive the twee if the pies weren't terrible
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
have never had a pie that i'd really say was "nice". is it even possible? they're just soakage as far as i can tell.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
nice is maybe the wrong word but you can't whack a good pie
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's my feeling. perhaps the ones i've tried just aren't formidable enough. like what's the quintessentially great british pie?
i speak as someone who fucking loves their pub counterpart, a scotch egg. actually saying that i'd have to say the best pies i've had are the cold ones where you get a big slice and maybe some mustard with it.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
that's a terrible thing to print on a bag. i hate the song "american pie". why would satan want to destory rock and roll? it doesn't even make any sense.
― Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
xp Steak & Kidney has to be up there. Steak & ale also.
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
aye a good steak and kidney is the pinnacle for me, assuming i can't just say "my nan's meat and potato pie" which i haven't eaten in 30-odd years. a great Cornish pasty can hit the spot too. apart from pasties, pie on the go is never fully satisfactory in my experience. can't beat a plate, a pile of mash and mushy peas and plenty of decent gravy to set a pie in its best light.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
my chicken + leek pie beats anything pieminister could come up with. As annoying as PM have since become, they were always a staple at music festivals, where they were a notch above nasty festival burgers.
― food and boardgames and minimal techno (NotEnough), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
Chicken & leek pie a great way to use up half a roast chicken.
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
Those old thin crust (and presumably BSE-ridden) fish-and-chip-shop steak and kidney pies - classic.
Nu-pies are always too dry.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
I have no problem with Pieminister pies as food objects - proper pastry, decent ingredients, not too dry - but the ridiculous names stick in my craw. Only one stamp on my card before I get a free one though so I'll have to suck it up a bit longer.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
The pies are alright but the little boxes you get them in are never big enough and you have to dig the stupid wooden fork thing in at awkward angles and sort of hack at the crust.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nyp9ngi1qfbr3ho1_1280.jpg
"Vegetablists"
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Is this the right place to post about the new coke marketing ploy which involves putting peoples names on the bottles and pretending like its your best friend?
Fucking stupid.
― beingcutesince1980 (captain rosie), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Argh, please fuck off with this shit, everyone. JUST STOP IT NOW.
― emil.y, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
xp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92S5eZ0StQ
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
"get in fella" - ugh fuck off
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
Its confused mixture of tweeness and clunky laddism feels very 2013.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
Ghost of Jamie Oliver.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
Less dissing of delicious pies itt plsBut I was wondering when they would get a mention on this thread :(
― kinder, Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
Hold your clicks a moment please...Flickr has the hiccups.
Flickr has the hiccups.
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCFRDiCcAAWy2C.jpg
LOL OMG
― ... (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
:o
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
OI MATES SOME BEAT BOXING BIRD IS
― there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
:> ---pccchchickacheeechickapcccchwhatchadoooin
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
a beatboxing bank manager, yes that's exactly who i'd like to make an appointment with to grovel for an overdraft
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
We're crazy! Anything could happen! Like, one day you've got some nice savings, the next day we've spent it all on coke and hookers! HUSSAR!
― emil.y, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
better than one of those stuff old-fashioned birds with their oh-so-lame singing
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
Picture a group of kids playing football. We're the one having a fag behind the goal.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
http://www.standard.co.uk/incoming/article8629662.ece/ALTERNATES/w380/Dortmund-with-love.jpg
Fuck off now please.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
Picture a group of old people queueing for their pension. We're the one molesting young children.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
definitely most irked by 'chics'. actually no no, most irked by capitalised 'Fun'
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link