Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/images/2007/04/27/dsc_0024.jpg

oh god, for a gigantic buzzsaw to fly along at head height here

that one guy in solitary confinement in the little cabin

actually that would probably be my chosen seat if i worked there

fuck off out of my cabin chuckleheads

i wd be down for being barefoot at work tbh. also having my own cabin.

turns out the french aren't immune to the exact same twee copy style:

http://www.micheletaugustin.com/indexflash.htm

Is that site actually aimed at French people, or just English speaking people who want to buy twee food labelled in French?

(my French isn't actually good enough to tell the difference)

french people! this stuff isn't sold in the uk (in fact the packet is very proud that some of their biscuits could be found in, specifically, the dean and deluca on broadway in new york city, in 2010)

oh god michel et augustin... i have a few friends who worked or interned there and they made it sound just as twee as you'd think. bt it's changed a bit the past couple of years and now supposedly either michel or augustin is a major pain in the ass. i have to hand it to them though, some of their biscuits are really tasty. quite expensive too though.

according to local estate agent, W12 has been renamed 'Chez Bu'...

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If you are running in the London Marathon today, we salute you. And if you're not doing anything active today, we salute you too. It's Sunday after all.

bye bye our pieminister pie
we're really going to miss you
and that is no lie
it's just those good ol' boys
are waiting with their
mash on the side singing
this is the day we'll eat pie
this is the day we'll eat pie

Printed on the side of their takeaway bags. Have these people even ever heard the fucking song? Half the lines don't fit ffs.

forgot the crucial exclamation mark at the end

none of it fits. fuck pieminister.

fuck off and pie

would be a great name for a shop

i hate myself and i want a pie

pie antwoord

i immediately regret that post, please don't turn this into one of those threads, i apologize

iirc the instructions printed on the card box Pieminister pies come in say "open the flaps and munch". MISTAH WRIGHT!

I'd forgive the twee if the pies weren't terrible

have never had a pie that i'd really say was "nice". is it even possible? they're just soakage as far as i can tell.

nice is maybe the wrong word but you can't whack a good pie

yeah that's my feeling. perhaps the ones i've tried just aren't formidable enough. like what's the quintessentially great british pie?

i speak as someone who fucking loves their pub counterpart, a scotch egg. actually saying that i'd have to say the best pies i've had are the cold ones where you get a big slice and maybe some mustard with it.

that's a terrible thing to print on a bag. i hate the song "american pie". why would satan want to destory rock and roll? it doesn't even make any sense.

xp Steak & Kidney has to be up there. Steak & ale also.

aye a good steak and kidney is the pinnacle for me, assuming i can't just say "my nan's meat and potato pie" which i haven't eaten in 30-odd years. a great Cornish pasty can hit the spot too. apart from pasties, pie on the go is never fully satisfactory in my experience. can't beat a plate, a pile of mash and mushy peas and plenty of decent gravy to set a pie in its best light.

my chicken + leek pie beats anything pieminister could come up with. As annoying as PM have since become, they were always a staple at music festivals, where they were a notch above nasty festival burgers.

Chicken & leek pie a great way to use up half a roast chicken.

Those old thin crust (and presumably BSE-ridden) fish-and-chip-shop steak and kidney pies - classic.

Nu-pies are always too dry.

I have no problem with Pieminister pies as food objects - proper pastry, decent ingredients, not too dry - but the ridiculous names stick in my craw. Only one stamp on my card before I get a free one though so I'll have to suck it up a bit longer.

The pies are alright but the little boxes you get them in are never big enough and you have to dig the stupid wooden fork thing in at awkward angles and sort of hack at the crust.

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"Vegetablists"

Is this the right place to post about the new coke marketing ploy which involves putting peoples names on the bottles and pretending like its your best friend?

Fucking stupid.

Argh, please fuck off with this shit, everyone. JUST STOP IT NOW.

xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g92S5eZ0StQ

"get in fella" - ugh fuck off

Its confused mixture of tweeness and clunky laddism feels very 2013.

Ghost of Jamie Oliver.

Less dissing of delicious pies itt pls
But I was wondering when they would get a mention on this thread :(

Hold your clicks a moment please...

Flickr has the hiccups.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCFRDiCcAAWy2C.jpg

LOL OMG

:o

OI MATES SOME BEAT BOXING BIRD IS

:> ---pccchchickacheeechickapcccchwhatchadoooin

a beatboxing bank manager, yes that's exactly who i'd like to make an appointment with to grovel for an overdraft

We're crazy! Anything could happen! Like, one day you've got some nice savings, the next day we've spent it all on coke and hookers! HUSSAR!

better than one of those stuff old-fashioned birds with their oh-so-lame singing

Picture a group of kids playing football. We're the one having a fag behind the goal.