http://enviableworkplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/InnocentDrinksOffice.jpg
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/images/2007/04/27/dsc_0024.jpg
I can't even...
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How many fucking tiny bobble hats do you need in one square foot of space?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
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Of course there is...
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MICROSECOND
THEN READ ALL THE BLURBS ON THE SIDE OF THEIR VITAMINWATER BOTTLES
THEN SCREAM A LONG LONG SCREAM
― Just got offed, Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:58 PM (4 years ago)
I think about this every time I see a bottle of Vitamin Water ... still
― sarahell, Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
where are these from Matt? Googled and found another:http://enviableworkplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0005-e1304558233324.jpeg
The buzz of 200 people in this space gives it the feel of an English Village Fair, while countless potted trees and picnic benches complete the notion that you’re outside on a sunny Summer’s day. The fake turf teases you to kick your shoes off, and looking around you can see many who have succumbed to the notion. Tucked away to the rear there is a lovely tree-lined, outdoor ‘beer garden’ area comprising 300 ft of shaded gravel with (of course) more picnic tables: perfect for Summer picnics, impromptu meetings or simply catching a breath of fresh air.Jesus.
― gyac, Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
In fairness, I'd take that over my office.
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
kicking shoes off in the office should be a sacking offence for violating basic rules of HYGIENE and GROSSNESS not fucking encouraged
― lex pretend, Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
also were those people not wearing socks or...?
not wearing socks is uncivilised
― lex pretend, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
tbf and mea culpa but I'm drinking a litre bottle of their mango and passionfruit smoothie right now - hate the player and the game but love the toothdecay syrup
i'm ill k
― imago, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
i had the flu a few weeks back and drank a bottle of vitamin water, so no judgments
― sarahell, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Was it a twee bottle of vitamin water that tried to be matey with you? Normal vitamin water is fine.
http://enviableworkplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0005-e1304558233324.jpeg
"Hey, what's up man, hi bro"
"If you don't like my song, you don't have to listen, Britta, alright? I'm an artist, and I write what I feel. And I feel that you suck."
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
i just bought my first ever innocent product :(
their juices are half price in sainsbury :(
never hated myself for buying something this much :(
― lex pretend, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
> How many fucking tiny bobble hats do you need in one square foot of space?
that's a thing though, isn't it. once a year all the bottles come with tiny bobble hats and some money goes to some charity, somehow.
― koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
p much impossible to spend money at a supermarket without contributing to corporate dickheadery, self-forgiveness is the path of least resistance
― imago, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
I visited the Rackspace offices last year and they've got bizarre grassy bits and fake parks and stuff inside the building.
This mini has been converted to a four person meeting roomhttp://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rackspace-interior-design-company3.jpg
Swingshttp://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rackspace-interior-design-company17.jpg
The reception area is lifted straight out of a Mirror's Edge levelhttp://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rackspace-interior-design-company10.jpg
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Friday, 18 January 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link
preschool or workplace, who can guess
― just sayin, Friday, 18 January 2013 11:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111013220743/parksandrecreation/images/0/00/Entertainment_720_Building.jpg
― AlanSmithee, Friday, 18 January 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
i'm having my ape hour
― imago, Friday, 18 January 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck those barefoot people.
― Walter Galt, Friday, 18 January 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, for a gigantic buzzsaw to fly along at head height here
― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 19 January 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
that one guy in solitary confinement in the little cabin
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Saturday, 19 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
actually that would probably be my chosen seat if i worked there
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Saturday, 19 January 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
fuck off out of my cabin chuckleheads
― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Saturday, 19 January 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
i wd be down for being barefoot at work tbh. also having my own cabin.
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
turns out the french aren't immune to the exact same twee copy style:
http://www.micheletaugustin.com/indexflash.htm
― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
Is that site actually aimed at French people, or just English speaking people who want to buy twee food labelled in French?
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
(my French isn't actually good enough to tell the difference)
french people! this stuff isn't sold in the uk (in fact the packet is very proud that some of their biscuits could be found in, specifically, the dean and deluca on broadway in new york city, in 2010)
― jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 4 April 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
oh god michel et augustin... i have a few friends who worked or interned there and they made it sound just as twee as you'd think. bt it's changed a bit the past couple of years and now supposedly either michel or augustin is a major pain in the ass. i have to hand it to them though, some of their biscuits are really tasty. quite expensive too though.
― Jibe, Friday, 5 April 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
according to local estate agent, W12 has been renamed 'Chez Bu'...
― koogs, Friday, 5 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
L___ G___ shared Innocent drinks's photo.https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/28141_10151640419981204_56984435_n.jpgIf you are running in the London Marathon today, we salute you. And if you're not doing anything active today, we salute you too. It's Sunday after all.
― RIP Muppet Fat Chef (onimo), Sunday, 21 April 2013 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
bye bye our pieminister piewe're really going to miss youand that is no lieit's just those good ol' boysare waiting with theirmash on the side singingthis is the day we'll eat piethis is the day we'll eat pie
Printed on the side of their takeaway bags. Have these people even ever heard the fucking song? Half the lines don't fit ffs.
― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
forgot the crucial exclamation mark at the end
none of it fits. fuck pieminister.
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link
fuck off and pie
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
would be a great name for a shop
i hate myself and i want a pie
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link
pie antwoord
― caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
i immediately regret that post, please don't turn this into one of those threads, i apologize
― caek, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
iirc the instructions printed on the card box Pieminister pies come in say "open the flaps and munch". MISTAH WRIGHT!
― warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
I'd forgive the twee if the pies weren't terrible
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
have never had a pie that i'd really say was "nice". is it even possible? they're just soakage as far as i can tell.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
nice is maybe the wrong word but you can't whack a good pie
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's my feeling. perhaps the ones i've tried just aren't formidable enough. like what's the quintessentially great british pie?
i speak as someone who fucking loves their pub counterpart, a scotch egg. actually saying that i'd have to say the best pies i've had are the cold ones where you get a big slice and maybe some mustard with it.
― ... (LocalGarda), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
that's a terrible thing to print on a bag. i hate the song "american pie". why would satan want to destory rock and roll? it doesn't even make any sense.
― Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
xp Steak & Kidney has to be up there. Steak & ale also.
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
aye a good steak and kidney is the pinnacle for me, assuming i can't just say "my nan's meat and potato pie" which i haven't eaten in 30-odd years. a great Cornish pasty can hit the spot too. apart from pasties, pie on the go is never fully satisfactory in my experience. can't beat a plate, a pile of mash and mushy peas and plenty of decent gravy to set a pie in its best light.
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
my chicken + leek pie beats anything pieminister could come up with. As annoying as PM have since become, they were always a staple at music festivals, where they were a notch above nasty festival burgers.
― food and boardgames and minimal techno (NotEnough), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
Chicken & leek pie a great way to use up half a roast chicken.
― Neil S, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link