Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"don't look now, but I'm pretty sure that police horse thinks he's a centaur."

Head Mobster: "I'm going to tell you guys for the last time. Don't deal in horse, it always causes trouble with the cops."

'We don't have a snitch fellers. I checked the word on the street, and it just turned out to be a pile of crap.'

THE COP IS UNDERCOVER EXCEPT IT'S A MOUNTED COP AND THE HORSE IS WEARING THE DISGUISE OK

― ledge, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought the horse was wearing a badge. I guess it's a carnation or something?

or a handkerchief

a handkerchief of police

(mounted division)

"Don't look now, but we're about to be abducted by a flying saucer. Adamski was right. They do look like light fittings."

a handkerchief could make sense, maybe the horse has hay fever

"Here's the plan. Tony Horseface is gonna go around back and cover the exit. Johnny Fourlegs will wait out front"

^ ha!

"Horse Cop? Seriously? Let me guess, this cartoon was thought up by a 5 year old."

undercover clop
(Maria logged in as Scott)

"we all got to stick with the plan. We don't need any neigh-sayers"

"The contract's a done deal, we even got the rider"

"I think we've been tailed."

"I think the police might be on to Legs, but don't worry - he has a cousin that works at the track"

We won't let the cops run roughshod over us.

"If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"Larry was almost in there with the Chinese mob, but his poor canter knees let him down"

"we all got to stick with the plan. We don't need any neigh-sayers"

haha, nice one maria!

"Rats, pigs, stool pigeons; this I get. What the hell do you mean by saying Sugarcube Johnson is a horse?"

Surely we can work in some of these? http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jan/16/horsemeat-burgers-best-worst-jokes

"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"

"Watch your backs fellers, they say this new FBI guy is real good. His name? J Edgar Hoofer"

"ah pauly longface - didn't recognise you with your torso attached and that cop on your back."

"Be on the lookout for funny business -- we got a tip that the fuzz is gonna try a trojan horse operation on us"

"Smart play moving our operation into Central Park, Pauly."

"They're onto us. Good thing we're almost halfway to Canada."

"I just don't get it - every time we move, the cops beat us by a nose"

"What an implausible situation!"

"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"

― space phwoar (Hurting 2)

^^^ding-ding-ding!

"I can smell oats! Can you smell oats?"

"The horse police, they live inside of my head."

"So I've got this idea for an edgy reboot of My Little Pony..."

"I told youse guys to bring money, counted, in a valise not the Coney mounted police!

awesome

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/28/p290/130128_contest_p290.jpg

.... Zebedee?

"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dye!"

"Some spring for the weekend, sir?"

Barber: "Now that's hair raising!"

"I should probably buy a new chair."

"Oh dear, this giant spring seems to have fallen through the ceiling and crushed my barber station"

"Where did that big fuck off hole in the ceiling come from?"

Barber on the right: "Well he did ask for a high top fade..."

"on reflection, i wonder if we should'nt have built the pie shop under the barber shop and used some kind of trap door mechanism"

"While you're up there, say hello to the woman taking a sofa to see her psychiatrist."

"No, tipping isn't mandatory. But strongly recommended."

.... Zebedee?

― Mark G, Monday, 21 January 2013 13:54 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was thinking of sumitting this one, but the Magic Roundabout won't mean a thing in NY, right?