Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

"Keep cool fellas, maybe they won't notice."

"Wait 'till he wakes up with that cop's head in his stall."

"Which one of you snitched, the cops suspect foal play"

^ ha!

The horse is wearing a suit. It's not helping finding a punchline, tbqh

I was trying to work up a "uniform code of justice" line but it went nowhere.

"Has my (Pizza/horse corollary) with (Pizza topping/cop) turned up yet?"

That's a really, really confusing cartoon.

is that supposed to be an "on-the-take" cop and horse? Did they just show up and the mobsters somehow don't notice?

THE COP IS UNDERCOVER EXCEPT IT'S A MOUNTED COP AND THE HORSE IS WEARING THE DISGUISE OK

^ my caption

so we're all in agreement, we'll kill the cop then we'll eat the horse

"Tony Knuckles you're the bag man, Handsome Sal is the driver, Long Face Sammy you keep an eye of out the cops"

"Hey, Jimmy, why don't you take Kissin George over here down to the glue factory and let him pick out something he likes."

"Yo, Captain Riker, why is it so bright in here? You could land a banjo on this Earth."

^ an homage to the inscrutability of the orig

"don't look now, but I'm pretty sure that police horse thinks he's a centaur."

Head Mobster: "I'm going to tell you guys for the last time. Don't deal in horse, it always causes trouble with the cops."

'We don't have a snitch fellers. I checked the word on the street, and it just turned out to be a pile of crap.'

THE COP IS UNDERCOVER EXCEPT IT'S A MOUNTED COP AND THE HORSE IS WEARING THE DISGUISE OK

― ledge, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought the horse was wearing a badge. I guess it's a carnation or something?

or a handkerchief

a handkerchief of police

(mounted division)

"Don't look now, but we're about to be abducted by a flying saucer. Adamski was right. They do look like light fittings."

a handkerchief could make sense, maybe the horse has hay fever

"Here's the plan. Tony Horseface is gonna go around back and cover the exit. Johnny Fourlegs will wait out front"

^ ha!

"Horse Cop? Seriously? Let me guess, this cartoon was thought up by a 5 year old."

undercover clop
(Maria logged in as Scott)

"we all got to stick with the plan. We don't need any neigh-sayers"

"The contract's a done deal, we even got the rider"

"I think we've been tailed."

"I think the police might be on to Legs, but don't worry - he has a cousin that works at the track"

We won't let the cops run roughshod over us.

"If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"Larry was almost in there with the Chinese mob, but his poor canter knees let him down"

"we all got to stick with the plan. We don't need any neigh-sayers"

haha, nice one maria!

"Rats, pigs, stool pigeons; this I get. What the hell do you mean by saying Sugarcube Johnson is a horse?"

Surely we can work in some of these? http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jan/16/horsemeat-burgers-best-worst-jokes

"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"

"Watch your backs fellers, they say this new FBI guy is real good. His name? J Edgar Hoofer"

"ah pauly longface - didn't recognise you with your torso attached and that cop on your back."

"Be on the lookout for funny business -- we got a tip that the fuzz is gonna try a trojan horse operation on us"

"Smart play moving our operation into Central Park, Pauly."

"They're onto us. Good thing we're almost halfway to Canada."

"I just don't get it - every time we move, the cops beat us by a nose"

"What an implausible situation!"

"He's a standup guy, but the cops have been on his back lately"

― space phwoar (Hurting 2)

^^^ding-ding-ding!

"I can smell oats! Can you smell oats?"

"The horse police, they live inside of my head."

"So I've got this idea for an edgy reboot of My Little Pony..."