In every rom com ever

66. during the inevitable "temporary breakup" scene the man shacks up with a much younger and more attractive woman but isn't happy deep down because she doesn't have a jar of tears or make random honking noises

67. voices warble as chance of love seems slim - declaration must happen at end of physically exerting process, exacerbating this - "i LOVE youuu, I've -gasp- ALWAYS -gasp- loved you..."

68. Gratuitous fart joke to appeal to "the guys"

69. during the temporary breakup the glum female lead goes to her parents' house where her slim energetic mother is painting something.

70. Double dates

71. Main character winds up with nearly all his possessions that he's worked his entire life for destroyed; doesn't care

72. Casting by Lynn Stalmaster & Associates

73. erratic and tempestuous 20-somethings live happily ever after

well I think we have enough, let's start shooting tomorrow

49. Montage of leads going through a pile of their undies in search of the perfect pair for the "big date".

I have never, ever seen this in a movie

to clarify, is it the girl or the guy doing this

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just the idea of Gerard Butler pawing through a gigantic pile of boxers is ruining my day :-(

"ahhh burn em all, i'll freeball it tonight"

Gerard Butler IS... Goin' Commando

lol underwear montage

I guess Jennifer Aniston'd have to be in this one, she's used to the ol Gerard-box by now

74. incredibly attractive but not very famous actress plays the female lead's dateless best friend whose love life is never mentioned

you can just say Leslie Mann

lol

75. guy acts as the "Date Whisperer" for female friend to help her find the perfect guy, until both realize *it was him all along* (twinkle)

76. mahjong compilations

i was thinking more Judy Greer actually

77. fan translated JRPG

49. Montage of leads going through a pile of their undies in search of the perfect pair for the "big date".

I have never, ever seen this in a movie

i think i've seen montages of characters posing in front of a mirror in different changes of underwear tho? or maybe scenes where the character is putting on cologne or perfume as a final touch-up and after a moment's consideration sprays a shot down their underwear. either way it's an indication that they've decided tonight's the big night when sexing is finally gonna happen b/c they're making themselves presentation-ready for when the clothes come off.

78. Unnaturally bright, clear lighting with no shadows.

79. comedy sequence involving lead actor and obviously fake dog

80. lead female cannot wear glasses unless she's currently reading a book or writing her blog

81. felching

82. Space cows

81. felching

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do you watch these at an unmarked theatre that smells of sweat and fluids?

83. Small jewellery box turns out not to contain engagement ring.

84. Awful score with a lot of whimsical plucked strings.

85. Stalking pays.

86. Montage of trying on dresses/hats/outfits set to snappy pop song

87. Running late for job/date/bus & runs somewhere holding a pastry in mouth and/or putting on high heels mid-stride

88. Gigantic, stylish inner city loft apartment that lead actor/actress clearly could not afford irl

89. Reveals secret shame of loving (x) type of music (ie finds cd in car/catches them dancing) which awww actually brings the two love interests closer together

*which is almost always never an embarrassing reveal

90. Seemingly well-adjusted couple, close friends of the protagonist(s), who suddenly find it necessary to seriously re-examine their own relationship. Their realization that everything's just fine just happens to coincide with the protagonist(s) finding love.

91. shocking betrayal and months of estrangement completely repaired by a charming coincidence and a 90-second speech

92. Montage showing loser/nutcase/psycho dates they go on when seperated.

93. bewbs

94. Scene where buff male lead takes his top off and girl catches this accidentally and suddenly becomes interested.

or vice versa as seen in 'Desperately Seeking Susan'.

95. Mel Gibson's butt

re:89 The artist is almost always Foreigner.

96. Actress keeps bra on during sex scene.

haha

97. (this applies to newer movies) Food Trucks, food trucks, and more Food trucks.

98. seemingly forced to choose between love and career, protagonist learns they really can have it all, usually w/ promotion.