IT'S THE 2012-13 NFL DIVISIONAL ROUND THREAD

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"I inherited a team that was 31st in the league in defense and made them better," Ryan told ESPNDallas.com's Tim MacMahon. "I (expletive) made them a hell of a lot better. I'll be out of work for like five minutes."

This is pretty funny, I got to say.

earlnash, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 05:48 (eleven years ago) link

he's right

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

Yikes, that looks pretty bad.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

The Titans field looked like that for a really long time in the early 00s (and still may, but I don't live in the Titans market anymore and see so few of their games). I'm surprised more players didn't get severely injured there.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol they weren't even playing on grass last weekend

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

Green dirt.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

i had read something about how they had declined to re-turf late in the season. personally i would've thought - and i may just be pulling this out of my ass - if the best thing about your team is you lead the nfl in total rushing, you probably would benefit from a decent surface.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's embarrassing. then again, it's dan snyder.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-wild-card-bitches/

schwantz, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

That was incredibly bad.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

Eh. I enjoyed it.

schwantz, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

cut that meat

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you prob don't want to let that happen bmore

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

well this is more entertaining at least

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

not your average joe

frogbs, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

uh oh peyton

frogbs, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

tripping, no interference

brownie, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

ageless

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

this fun

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

God I hate Peyton manninig. Go ravens!

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

so torrey smith is the raven's game plan

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

I would say that's a pretty good move. Also, ravens o line keeping flacco upright.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

well at least flacco made one good throw

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

shits poppin now

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

baltimore are not good enough to win this game

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

"there's no foul for excess celebration"

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

basically this game = flacco missing two passes that could've been touchdowns and peyton being laser-perfect

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

looks like we're back to manning as usual

frogbs, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

dont stop til you get enuf

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

"lets see how resilient the ravens can be"
*joe flacco soft tosses the ball to no one"

johnny crunch, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

Frustrating

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

I need reed to knock somebody the fuck out

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Broncos are the whitest fucking team I've ever seen. This isn't hockey.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

ive watched every play this year, there not the whitest

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

they're

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah sorry chief, they are. I don't give a shit how many plays you've seen

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

torrey

johnny crunch, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

This is not Champ's day.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

What a great throw and catch

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

dang. can't believe how much smith is owning bailey, especially after the last game was so much the other way around

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah what's up with champ?

also hi ilnfl! miss y'all!

horseshoe, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

Bailey's 70 years old and the cold may be getting to him

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

my students are all ravens fans, obvs, so i feel kind of mean rooting for denver but peyty

horseshoe, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

ravens are the worst team in football

brownie, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

wow

horseshoe, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

guys peyty is so skinny now

horseshoe, Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

nance would have none of it

"won't do them much good"

brownie, Monday, 14 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

i always wonder how much time it takes brady to choose his outfit for these postgame press conferences

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 14 January 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

lotta points in these games, dag

mookieproof, Monday, 14 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

omg spikes

http://gif.mocksession.com/2013/01/brandon-spikes-dance/

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, January 13, 2013 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by rule if you do this dance the refs are required to award yr team the ball

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

can we talk about how stupid the decision to run on 3rd and 5 was for the Broncos when a first down literally wins the game. a run's going to get stuffed nearly always since Baltimore has to sell out on it. and who better to direct and throw a simple 5-yard route? Manning should have advanced!

frogbs, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

it's almost as if john fox is a terrible coach

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

since mike mccoy is interviewing for every available head coaching job anyway they might as well just ax fox and promote him

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

broncos made a lot of really dumb play calls, they should find a new coach, tho i dont think anyones going to be able to coach peyton into being able to throw further than ten yards

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

PUZZLE TIME!
complete the following sentence:

Mike McCoy is a head coaching candidate in the NFL because...

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

broncos made a lot of really dumb play calls, they should find a new coach, tho i dont think anyones going to be able to coach peyton into being able to throw further than ten yards

― lag∞n, Monday, January 14, 2013 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

or suddenly be possessed by the spirit of brett favre

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bbm90kx7errgif/original.gif

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

peyton manning, jazz man

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

Peyton gave away that game as though it were 2 million free Papa John's pizzas

frogbs, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

he played well enough until the crazy ot pick, but does peyty have the means to build a dome for denver by next season? i guess that still doesnt remedy his noodle arm

that gif is hypnotic

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

if the broncos ever had to throw a hail mary to win a game, they would pull peyton right? no way he can throw the ball 50+ yards

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

he is basically chad pennington

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder how many yards his furthest ball traveled in that game

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

a friend of mine has an elaborate home theater in which every football sunday he hosts a gathering of xtreme broncos fans, all them sitting stunned in their captains chairs, beautiful

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

that is a treat

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

heard that Fox made the call to pass on that 3rd down play. Peyton changed it at the line of scrimmage to a run.

brownie, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

O RLY

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

seemed like peyton audibled to runs on third down a weird amount of the time on sunday

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bbm94j872cogif/original.gif

lag∞n, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

the one thing that has stopped peyton becoming an elite qb is his lack of confidence in himself to make plays

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

peyton looks so terrible wearing a football uniform, it's rather absurd

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

O RLY

source: Mike and Mike, this morning on the drive into work

brownie, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

interesting

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

source: @johnfox

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

people were killing fox for kneeling at the end of regulation too but i wonder if they didn't think they could move the ball in that period of time because of peyton's arm

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

The Broncos called runs for rookie Ronnie Hillman on the next five plays. Denver picked up one first down, and, after a Hillman carry for no yards on a third-and-seven, the Broncos punted with 1:15 remaining.

"That was an audible," Manning said. "Actually, I called that play, so don't put that on (offensive coordinator) Mike (McCoy). We just didn't do much with it."

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Peyton should probably stick to his Buick when calling audibles

frogbs, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

old qb audibles at cloud

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't read easterbrook in years, but i may this week just to see if he defends the alleged audible under his theory of running out the clock

to be fair, taking that extra 40 seconds off the clock seems pretty defensible unless your dime+ package gets burned deep by joe the flacco

mookieproof, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

I was really struck by how weird it is to watch a John Fox Broncos team...even though it's been years I still think of them as a Shannahan team and in games like that you really see the difference.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link


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