why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

It annoys me more when quotes are attributed to people who didn't say them.

-- Bob Marley

LOL that gives me the idea just to transcribe some random bit of Gaiman interview from a horror documentary and put it on a "profound" image background.

"Blah blah blah... August Derleth... blah blah... a mythos of dark fantasy..."
-- Neil Gaiman

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2250/whhy.jpg

My favorite terrible 'message' JPG is still this one:

http://imageshack.us/a/img33/1162/kooker.jpg

Share your political ignorance on Grandma's wallpaper pattern

I thought the ObamaTax was in order to pay for the ObamaPhone we're all individually mandated to get. World News Daily, you've let me down again!

Also: people who can't afford the new ACA premiums for poor people probably don't pay any taxes anyway and also there's new subsidies for public health clinics for those folks... ARGHHHH!! Sorry, not trying to turn this into a politics thread...

i know eCards are typically terrible (and i do my best to hide them), but...

wtf is this

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1770/16506351694085167219330.jpg

Learn a lesson from your dog - leave a steaming pile of your faeces in the middle of the pavement for people to tread in.

Learn a lesson from your dog -- lick your ass for several minutes then try to lick you're favorite person's face.

damn how could I fuck up your/you're when I got right in the first part of the sentence. Some one should lick my face w/ an assy tongue for that.

Learn a lesson from your dog - die blind and arthritic at 12

Learn a lesson from your dog - greet strangers by shoving your nose into their crotches

Learn a lesson from your dog - chew toys help keep your teeth strong and clean

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omg the weird linebreaks make me want to read that out loud

i dispute that fact

UNLIKE THOSE BROWN-EYED LOSERS

this is the only one that makes me see red lately

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pQ4vY1hhIu8/UEIbGjYlLzI/AAAAAAAAADQ/AvSwdfnAWro/s1600/fuck-society-this-is-more-attractive-than-this.jpg

Brilliant -- let's end 'society's' marginalization of larger bodied women by transferring it to skinny women! That's ok, right?

Fortunately I have several female friends who accurately posted rebuttals to this one when people would post it, as I have several skinny friends who were very annoyed when people posted it.

"did u know that people you already find attractive are also perfect in every way (AND BROWN EYES ARE BROWN BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE CONSUME POOP)"

xp

THOSE BROWN-EYED LOSERS

well, that i don't dispute

I once edited comic writer Warren Ellis's wikipedia article to say he was well-known for using the epithet "shiteyes" in his work. Which is true, but probably not wikipedia-worthy. Yet it remained on the article about a year.

Finally something to help blue-eyed losers deal with a life of people saying their eyes are beautiful.

the song borwn eyed girl is about ana1 sex FACT

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Ellen Honeybuss I agree with the saying I am grateful for the small motel room the hubby and I live in. Also for my part time job and hubby's 40 hour job. However it would be great to have shoes without holes and slacks when it is cold. And a car instead of riding buses.
December 23, 2012 at 5:53pm

But what is the question, Jim Carrey, what is the question?

Maybe everybody being poor and unknown is the answer.

wow jim carrey really looks like a dick there

My handsome face, smug grin, $3000 suit, perfectly coiffed main = NOT THE ANSWER GUYS! I know it looks great, but I hurt inside!

(mane)

money and fame is not the way to get better shoes folks

that one really bugs me. not sure why it does more so than others

If the question is 'how do I find complete spiritual fullfillment and personal happiness', then jim carrey otm. If the question is 'how do I become a clueless rich asshole who has forgotten what ordinary life looks like' then jim carrey is v rong.

Not sure if this counts, but I saw this on fbook today and think it's kinda messed up.

"THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES" (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Click Share Button To share it on your Wall.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/481308_3624968283016_1758354919_n.jpg

It seems that a lot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.

THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG...
FYI - Through a rapist's eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid
or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

...

Which essentially reads like "Women, don't have long hair and don't wear revealing clothing or you will get raped."

Reminds me of Caitlin Moran's idiotic "don't wear heels at night, a rapist might hear you" victim blaming bullshit from not long ago.

oh god that terrible thing has been around for so long

3) Do lots of forearm exercise so you have big, ungrabbable wrists

there is a horrible Popeye joke lurking around the fringes here that I refuse to make

Topical!

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c8.0.403.403/p403x403/3389_355384997892855_1789265614_n.jpg

the look in that guy's eyes is exactly what it should be

looks like archer w/ michael landon's hair

someone needs to add lasers shooting out of his eyes

Z S needs to work his magic on that really

rapists and date rapists

The reason I hate that politics eCard up thread is because everybody I see posting things like that are about as politically-inclined as a dude who copies/pastes links indiscriminately out of blogs

WHY ARE YOU NOT POSTING ALL DAY ABOUT POLITICS DOING NOTHING FURTHER LIKE ME YOU SHALLOW PERSON

I don't know what annoyed me more during election season, those types of image-shares, or people who posted inane shit like "Democrat? Republican? FUCK 'EM BOTH" type shit all day.

or the fact that Paul Ryan looked like Max Greenfield from New Girl

it amused me no end that the self-righteous dems and self-righteous republicans on my timeline were posting almost exactly the same sanctimonious crud as each other

I did get real acquainted with the very specific "Change What Updates You Get From <Name>" settings on FB

otm