In every sci-fi film ever

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82. Movie is clearly some classic book, just IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

83. ancient religion whose teaching are pretty unclear beyond awesome telepathic or telekinetic powers

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

84. wise-cracking robot

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

85. "Based on the short story by Phillip K Dick"

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 6 January 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

86. In a time travel movie, a character who can't believe that Ronald Reagan was/is/is going to be President.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

87. Character staring blankly into space, is plugged into some kind of computer network.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

85. city of the future resembles 20th century community college campus designed in the brutalist style

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

88. ^^^

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

89. British accents (especially for villains)

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

90. Holographic terminals

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

85b. Movie adds several dozen plot points to PKD story to avoid being 11 minutes long

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

91. Mega-weapons that can blow up planets/suns/galaxies/etc.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

85b. Movie adds several dozen plot points to PKD story to avoid being 11 minutes long

Ha.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

92. Sleep chamber/cryogenics.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

93. Air lock opening, whooshing someone and assorted space appliances to their space doom.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ that reminds me

94. Fog spurting out from doors and/or rooms for no good reason.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Like, should freon gas or whatever really be injected into the air people are breathing in order for the auto-doors to open? That doesn't happen when I go into the supermarket. Seems unsafe...

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

95. interfacing with universe-inside-the-global-computer-network involves hurtling through black space/neon light ripped off from tron/early rave videos/starfox. (this may have peaked around 1999.)

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

96. "good day, citizen."

"good day, officer motorcyclehelmet."

"aren't you a 53b-class drone? it's highly irregular to be out of your pod-center without authorizing documentation."

"important mission for the unit director, officer. i'm, uh, personally retrieving utility data from individual buildings because the, uh, docutube system is.......jammed."

"i'm going to call this in, citizen. wait right here."

*flees*

"halt, citizen!"

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

97. "We only have x minutes before the oxygen runs out!"

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

98. Some bullshit MacGuffin.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

99. world that resembles ours in every detail is revealed to be a technologically-induced dream

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

100a. Race/class issues displaced onto robots.

100b. Race/class issues displaced onto aliens.

These two are mutually exclusive, cuz the plot would break or something.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

Similarly:

101a. Alien falls in love with human.
101b. Robot falls in love with human.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

9b. Bad aliens' spaceship interior is lit by a nasty color like red or or green or yellow and be super dark. Also, have random sparks.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

102. Computers are naturally combustible.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

103. Teenagers with multi-coloured hair and dressed like 90s ravers.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

104. sweeping a halogen light over someone can diagnose any illness

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

105a. Big super-bright/white-walled military planning rooms with clear panels w/ star charts and maps and shit.

105b. Space Generals that have distinctive face tattoos or markings and are ambiguously ethnic.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

106. 99% of world lives in steamy shanty-town watching CRT Televisions.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://deltaquadrant.webs.com/images/chakotay.gif
"Suck it, Janeway! I've been promoted to Space General!"

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

107. Deserted ship.
107a. "Let's see if we can pull up the ship's log."
107b. "Where did they all go?"
107c. "They're all dead."

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

108. hyper-intelligent aliens particularly struck by "complex" earthly art

silver pozole (clouds), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

xp LOL I was thinking exactly of a mix between Chakotay and General Organa from Star Wars (who btw was the Viceroy of Alderaan and an opponent of deregulation during the days of the Old Republic, according to some nerdy SW wiki I used to look up his name).

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

109. Extreme and awkward contextualization of phenomena which should be everyday/mundane, i.e. you or me tossing off an explanation of the internet/cell phones/microwaves when we first come into contact with one for the sake of some audience in the 1930s.

This is genuinely in every sci-fi movie ever.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

110. 'Artificial gravity' on spaceships.

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

111. techno-circa-1990 soundtrack as music of the future

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Man, this is turning into a really complicated sci-fi film.

PS, I'm one of those old pedants who hates the term "sci-fi."

Unclean, Unshaven (WilliamC), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's my goal to one day make a movie that combines all of these

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

admittedly it might have to be a mini-series

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

112. Temporal anomalies, Spatial anomalies, other Dimensional anomalies

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

113. cynicism of economic/material overriding questions of 'man's place in universe'

silver pozole (clouds), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

109. Extreme and awkward contextualization of phenomena which should be everyday/mundane, i.e. you or me tossing off an explanation of the internet/cell phones/microwaves when we first come into contact with one for the sake of some audience in the 1930s.

This is genuinely in every sci-fi movie ever.

― Magic Miike (R Baez)

LOL totally...

"Ah, the automatic transmission - a complicated series of gears, gearshafts and sensors, controlling the clutch through electrohydraulic action. Sometimes continuously variable, sometimes set to specific RPMs of the engine's cylinders - a wonder of modern technology!"

"Uh yeah, they've been around for at least half a century now, I know about them. Could you please STFU and drive now?"

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

someone wrote a little microstory once about going on an airplane written just like that, in a sci-fi style, where every aspect of embarking was
explained in ultra-specific terms

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

See also: Obi-wan explaining all about the Lightsaber even though it was a weapon that had existed for hundreds of years and everyone knew about.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

32. Computers are controlled using some massively impractical interface involving hand gestures.

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These are my every day balloons (Ste), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

someone wrote a little microstory once about going on an airplane written just like that, in a sci-fi style, where every aspect of embarking was
explained in ultra-specific terms

The Don DeLillo Principle.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

114. if music is prohibited among the general population then it will be a definite thing that high-ranking officials will have shelves upon shelves of archaic music-storing media lining the walls of their offices or personal living quarters.

"ah, yes, david7. you see we in the high command are allowed certain, shall we say, 'privileges.' that thing you are holding in your hands, we call that a 'here come the warm jets.' do you now understand why your kind cannot be allowed these freedoms?"

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

115. ultra-high-tech forms of music and data storage mediums, like cubes or really tiny disks or thin clear strips of plastic/crystal.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

116. New drugs. Exponentially more addictive and deadly than the ones from that blissful carefree era known as the late 20th/early 21st century.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link


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