In every sci-fi film ever

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69. pod head + wiggly appendages + spindly exoskeleton = horrific, unknowable alienness

Chris S, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

70. tall, elegant alien slowly tilts head to the side, radiating compassion

palms gradually extend outwards, a gesture of pure peace and goodwill

Chris S, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

71. more blinking lights than is conceivably necessary

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

72. some kind of monk

Chris S, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

73. 'spice'

Chris S, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

74. Sound waves can travel through a vacuum.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

75. Space ships fly and manoeuvre through space as though they were aircraft.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

76. various races of cartoonishly 'weird'/monstrous looking aliens tend to hang out together in bars, as if they're only 'alien' vis a vis humans but not to each other

Chris S, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

77. White plastic everywhere - spacesuits, spaceships, spaceplates, spacephones, spacedoors, spacetoilets

Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

78. Conflict of logic results in malfunctioning A.I.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 6 January 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

79. post-apocalyptic villains who dress like the hell's angels crossed with sigue sigue sputnik

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

80. someone's wearing an eyepatch

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

81. "don't you see...[insert detailed explanation of how the aliens are just like us, whether because warlike or peaceful]...they're just like us."

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

82. Movie is clearly some classic book, just IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
http://www.containsmoderateperil.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/treasure-island-in-outer-space-01.png

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

83. ancient religion whose teaching are pretty unclear beyond awesome telepathic or telekinetic powers

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

84. wise-cracking robot

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 6 January 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

85. "Based on the short story by Phillip K Dick"

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 6 January 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

86. In a time travel movie, a character who can't believe that Ronald Reagan was/is/is going to be President.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

87. Character staring blankly into space, is plugged into some kind of computer network.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

85. city of the future resembles 20th century community college campus designed in the brutalist style

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

88. ^^^

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

89. British accents (especially for villains)

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

90. Holographic terminals

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

85b. Movie adds several dozen plot points to PKD story to avoid being 11 minutes long

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

91. Mega-weapons that can blow up planets/suns/galaxies/etc.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

85b. Movie adds several dozen plot points to PKD story to avoid being 11 minutes long

Ha.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

92. Sleep chamber/cryogenics.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

93. Air lock opening, whooshing someone and assorted space appliances to their space doom.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ that reminds me

94. Fog spurting out from doors and/or rooms for no good reason.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Like, should freon gas or whatever really be injected into the air people are breathing in order for the auto-doors to open? That doesn't happen when I go into the supermarket. Seems unsafe...

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

95. interfacing with universe-inside-the-global-computer-network involves hurtling through black space/neon light ripped off from tron/early rave videos/starfox. (this may have peaked around 1999.)

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

96. "good day, citizen."

"good day, officer motorcyclehelmet."

"aren't you a 53b-class drone? it's highly irregular to be out of your pod-center without authorizing documentation."

"important mission for the unit director, officer. i'm, uh, personally retrieving utility data from individual buildings because the, uh, docutube system is.......jammed."

"i'm going to call this in, citizen. wait right here."

*flees*

"halt, citizen!"

slugbuggy, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

97. "We only have x minutes before the oxygen runs out!"

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

98. Some bullshit MacGuffin.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

99. world that resembles ours in every detail is revealed to be a technologically-induced dream

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

100a. Race/class issues displaced onto robots.

100b. Race/class issues displaced onto aliens.

These two are mutually exclusive, cuz the plot would break or something.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

Similarly:

101a. Alien falls in love with human.
101b. Robot falls in love with human.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

9b. Bad aliens' spaceship interior is lit by a nasty color like red or or green or yellow and be super dark. Also, have random sparks.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

102. Computers are naturally combustible.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

103. Teenagers with multi-coloured hair and dressed like 90s ravers.

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

104. sweeping a halogen light over someone can diagnose any illness

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

105a. Big super-bright/white-walled military planning rooms with clear panels w/ star charts and maps and shit.

105b. Space Generals that have distinctive face tattoos or markings and are ambiguously ethnic.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

106. 99% of world lives in steamy shanty-town watching CRT Televisions.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://deltaquadrant.webs.com/images/chakotay.gif
"Suck it, Janeway! I've been promoted to Space General!"

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

107. Deserted ship.
107a. "Let's see if we can pull up the ship's log."
107b. "Where did they all go?"
107c. "They're all dead."

Roz, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

108. hyper-intelligent aliens particularly struck by "complex" earthly art

silver pozole (clouds), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

xp LOL I was thinking exactly of a mix between Chakotay and General Organa from Star Wars (who btw was the Viceroy of Alderaan and an opponent of deregulation during the days of the Old Republic, according to some nerdy SW wiki I used to look up his name).

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

109. Extreme and awkward contextualization of phenomena which should be everyday/mundane, i.e. you or me tossing off an explanation of the internet/cell phones/microwaves when we first come into contact with one for the sake of some audience in the 1930s.

This is genuinely in every sci-fi movie ever.

Magic Miike (R Baez), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

110. 'Artificial gravity' on spaceships.

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

111. techno-circa-1990 soundtrack as music of the future

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 6 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link


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