why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

another reason why poison is so low is probably because you can kill people with guns instead

and you don't even have to measure anything or have passed high school chem

I dunno, I'm pretty sure if you shoot someone with too many bullets, their stomach will cramp and they'll just throw up all the bullets and be more or less fine.

that's why it's a waste to use bullets for anything but the newly developed gunstruction industry

Oystein are you Euronymous resurrected

Only when the winterfrostmoon is out -- which I suppose it is right now. Gurgle-gurgle.

1 writer
1 producer

Another one bites the dust

2 writers if you count Bernard Edwards.

The thing about that beyonce track is that it wasn't really written by that many people. 1/2 of them were credited with writing the song that beyonce's song sampled.

Yeah, it can be thorny: http://www.ethanhein.com/wp/2011/jay-z-and-alan-lomax/

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394894_3672704751309_20377176_n.jpg

THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. people keep shopping the top date and then it goes viral. this has been happening every few months. and every time it's accompanied with "we missed it :(". what were you even gonna do about it in the first place, have a party? and there isn't a single january-looking scene in the entire movie! i hate everything.

Wow, really? This was really active in my circle for like 2 months and finally tapered off as people were getting slammed for being stupid for falling for it, and the shoppers got bored.

Like I kinda feel like if you don't at least know without looking that 2015 is the year they traveled to you aren't a real BTTF fan and should stfu.

Just pre-emptively warned my entire FB wall that they're going to get zinged if they post it #tradingVickOffMaddenTeamwhenIgethome

maybe the shoppers just appreciate the movie more than you and actually are attempting to mess with the space time continuum

^ ideas worthy of discussion, imo

http://i.imgur.com/5iT0F.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602922_498726413501555_1002210582_n.png

this isn't even that noteworthy I'm just putting it here for easy zings

not sure whether I should be making mistakes or not :-(

Fuck Neil Gaiman

will this do?

neil gaiman hopes you dance

That ruins my plans to not do anything at all and sit in one spot all year in a state of frozen perfection.

It's strange how reasonable sentiments from arguably acceptable people become so annoying as to induce aneurysms when they are transferred to an artifacty jpeg

— Bob Marley

It annoys me more when quotes are attributed to people who didn't say them.

-- Bob Marley

LOL that gives me the idea just to transcribe some random bit of Gaiman interview from a horror documentary and put it on a "profound" image background.

"Blah blah blah... August Derleth... blah blah... a mythos of dark fantasy..."
-- Neil Gaiman

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2250/whhy.jpg

My favorite terrible 'message' JPG is still this one:

http://imageshack.us/a/img33/1162/kooker.jpg

Share your political ignorance on Grandma's wallpaper pattern

I thought the ObamaTax was in order to pay for the ObamaPhone we're all individually mandated to get. World News Daily, you've let me down again!

Also: people who can't afford the new ACA premiums for poor people probably don't pay any taxes anyway and also there's new subsidies for public health clinics for those folks... ARGHHHH!! Sorry, not trying to turn this into a politics thread...

i know eCards are typically terrible (and i do my best to hide them), but...

wtf is this

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1770/16506351694085167219330.jpg

Learn a lesson from your dog - leave a steaming pile of your faeces in the middle of the pavement for people to tread in.

Learn a lesson from your dog -- lick your ass for several minutes then try to lick you're favorite person's face.

damn how could I fuck up your/you're when I got right in the first part of the sentence. Some one should lick my face w/ an assy tongue for that.

Learn a lesson from your dog - die blind and arthritic at 12

Learn a lesson from your dog - greet strangers by shoving your nose into their crotches

Learn a lesson from your dog - chew toys help keep your teeth strong and clean

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebx567vYP1qkvhkao1_500.jpg

omg the weird linebreaks make me want to read that out loud

i dispute that fact

UNLIKE THOSE BROWN-EYED LOSERS

this is the only one that makes me see red lately

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pQ4vY1hhIu8/UEIbGjYlLzI/AAAAAAAAADQ/AvSwdfnAWro/s1600/fuck-society-this-is-more-attractive-than-this.jpg

Brilliant -- let's end 'society's' marginalization of larger bodied women by transferring it to skinny women! That's ok, right?

Fortunately I have several female friends who accurately posted rebuttals to this one when people would post it, as I have several skinny friends who were very annoyed when people posted it.

"did u know that people you already find attractive are also perfect in every way (AND BROWN EYES ARE BROWN BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE CONSUME POOP)"

xp

THOSE BROWN-EYED LOSERS

well, that i don't dispute

I once edited comic writer Warren Ellis's wikipedia article to say he was well-known for using the epithet "shiteyes" in his work. Which is true, but probably not wikipedia-worthy. Yet it remained on the article about a year.

Finally something to help blue-eyed losers deal with a life of people saying their eyes are beautiful.

the song borwn eyed girl is about ana1 sex FACT

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Ellen Honeybuss I agree with the saying I am grateful for the small motel room the hubby and I live in. Also for my part time job and hubby's 40 hour job. However it would be great to have shoes without holes and slacks when it is cold. And a car instead of riding buses.
December 23, 2012 at 5:53pm

But what is the question, Jim Carrey, what is the question?

Maybe everybody being poor and unknown is the answer.

wow jim carrey really looks like a dick there