Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010
― buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (eleven years ago) link
fp'd your son
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.
― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.
― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
wrong thread...
OR IS IT?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
Well, it's not the "missing verses from Alanis' Ironic" thread anyway...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
Ha you pegged me - I read a lot of p4k
― Raymond Cummings, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:01 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
by which I mean the closeted riverboat captain obviously...except I'm not gay, haha!
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 6, 2013
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
Im willing to bet that's in context tho
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
I instinctively touch wood about 5 times a day.
― lo! dating (dog latin)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
thanks! that merkin sounds good.
― i see boy george has lost some weight (brownie), Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
of course this is stupidly insulting of songwriting and cookery
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Exactly, they're different disciplines.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:48 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Picasso represents the horrors of war well in Guernica; "I'm Comin' Up Your Ass" is a poor substitute.
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
Thanks, get bent!!
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:07 AM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
i'm kind of sold on the crack thing tbqh
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
I don't even want to ask but why would they then stick a fake cock and balls onto the mannequin?
― you say potatooles (onimo), Wednesday, May 1, 2013 5:18 AM (5 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
Aiiiieeee. I have to say, I'm having a lot more fun with the whacking than I was before it, but I think I might burn out at some point. Mordy, I'll save my next lot of eggs up for you.
― emil.y, Friday, May 10, 2013 9:47 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
So much potential in that thread. I would've chosen the "smelling a Willie" one myself.
― emil.y, Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
So I'm still whacking. Will the app have to update to go away.
― Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
No visible erections, no humping of inanimate objects. Bah.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
afternoon periods are tough, too. but you should enjoy this time of year!― the late great, Thursday, May 16, 2013
― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
apologies in advance
quoting 77 on ile, see you after the ban expires
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2715238n
― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
i mean there's a documentary about the drummer from Hole so why not Death?
― unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:04 (7 minutes ago) Permalink
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
i think shakey is pretty fantastic up through the early 80s
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
also I have to say I have a soft spot for balls
― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:33 PM (1 hour ago)
― post-op1 (electricsound), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
:-D
― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
lol awesome truth bomb right here. DP is the best.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, June 10, 2013 1:12 AM (14 hours ago)
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
― wince (imago), Monday, 10 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
tits umbrella raises a good point
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, June 10, 2013 4:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this one is almost a good pun
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
^would eat some hamenuts
xp
― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
when i grow up i want macklemore to eat my asshole
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:59 PM Bookmark
(not that the context helps it any!!!)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
I know for a fact they haven't had it in the can for a while.
― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ralph Vogon Williams (NickB), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, July 19, 2013 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
The moment I posted that, I knew ...
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"Negitive Creep" is the only Nirvana song that IS A FADE OUT.― Aja (aja), Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
the whipped cream on the table is very ominous― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's Donna Michelle. She likes whipped cream.― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 2:02 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link
Whipped Cream! Put it all over yo' boday!― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, November 7, 2005 3:57 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
perhaps next I will use whippits to make whipped cream.― teeny (teeny), Sunday, April 11, 2004 10:29 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
I like it smoooooooth. Like butter, or Philadelphia-brand Whipped Cream Cheese.― adam, Saturday, March 2, 2002 1:00 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Jello salad with grapes, mandarin orange slices, and whipped cream; fish sticks; glass of Ovaltine.― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, September 13, 2006 9:33 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh good, another thread you've ruined
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link