pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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"he wrote an article about how keef's career was over before it began on the wire earlier this year"

I do so look forward to reading this article in The Annual Compendium Of Slights Towards Chief Keef That D-40 Has Imagined.

based grandpa (noz), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

doxxed

dead cera (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

idgaf dude is airing out my professional name on a daily basis.

based grandpa (noz), Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

airing out? this isnt personal. im disagreeing w/ an element of your argument (after linking to & praising the bulk of it)

D-40, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

its also not 'slights towards chief keef' like this is some 'defense' of the artist. im disagreeing w/ the assessment, i dont care if ultimately ppl do or dont like the art. im taking issue w/ the particular arguments made in describing it

D-40, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

no, you have completely misrepresented one element of my argument and presented it as the entirety of the argument.

but lol at the wire ever running "an article about chief keef."

based grandpa (noz), Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

the artist who made one of their top ten rap albums of the year? lol

i likely agree with the parts of the argument i haven't brought up which is why i don't take issue w/ those specifically

D-40, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

i'm a poptimist whore it's true but honestly i see nothing wrong with greeting new artists with skepticism and letting the work they put in win you over gradually, i actually change my mind about people all the time whereas i feel sometimes like dudes decide whether they like a rapper right off the bat and stick with that feeling for life

― PliesStripAThon5Jan2✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (some dude), Sunday, December 30, 2012 4:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw i get this perspective & the phrase dragging feet was a bit of a provocation obv

D-40, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

"the artist who made one of their top ten rap albums of the year? lol"

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/facepalm/grand/2pac_facepalm_gif.gif

based grandpa (noz), Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

much ado about noz zing

buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

i agree with some of noz's posts but not all of them -- will have a tumblr post about this tonight, perhaps will explain it some more on twitter tomorrow

PliesStripAThon5Jan20th@gmail.com (some dude), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

lol its almost as if its not about noz at all, but the subjects being discussed!

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i agree with noz more often than not, working on a 30 page gallery of Things Noz Is Right About

PliesStripAThon5Jan20th@gmail.com (some dude), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

id recommend sharpening the zings for the coming year

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

don't come at the king, lil flip

dead cera (J0rdan S.), Monday, 31 December 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

...the rap that was uniquely propped up on indie PR machine/cool kid blog circuit this year was ephemeral, amateurish, or even outright depressing. I won't name names since you guys seem to love them. Or at least you love reblogging their photos on Tumblr and getting free drinks at their Heineken sponsored shows.

you really DO have to name names though, because otherwise you're the guy who simultaneously champions lil b and shits on rappers because they're popular on imageblogs. also the last time i checked danny brown's twitter background was a mosaic of Heineken bottles so.

een, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

i feel sometimes like dudes decide whether they like a rapper right off the bat and stick with that feeling for life

i tend to do the opposite; decide i like a rapper right off the bat and then forget about them

flopson, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

i agree w/ mccoll except that i think it's hilarious reading angry rap blogger shpiel in the p4k & appreciate how much license noz has to openly attack the site's readership. like while it's pretty horrifying to contemplate the innerworkings of the mind of an adult human who would write "just know that none of this stuff is notable or interesting or entertaining to anybody who was listening to rap music back before 2008," it's perversely comforting to imagine someone out there who feels they've just lost pitchfork as a friend

flopson, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

flopson you have not experienced true horror

based grandpa (noz), Monday, 31 December 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe

negative opinions about rap music

all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

time to die

kaygee, Monday, 31 December 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

don't come at the king, lil flip

― dead cera (J0rdan S.), Sunday, December 30, 2012 7:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the best the king can do is 'lol complex makes slideshows' im gonna argues hes not wearing any clothes n/h

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

i dont normally n/h but i thought it was lightweight funny to do so here

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

i feel lightweight agitated

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Monday, 31 December 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

complex has done listicles for years but it seems like only since deef's been there that they do hopelessly meta listicles of "25 things everyone thinks about hip-hop (but nobody will say" and "25 most hated on rappers"

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

shit's actually been readable imo

dead cera (J0rdan S.), Monday, 31 December 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

oh it's def improved in some ways, props for that. just saying, my post was more pointed than just 'lol complex makes slideshows.'

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

the EOY stuff has been particularly ugly and difficult to navigate this year.

how's life, Monday, 31 December 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

the hideous glowing trapezoids are part of an emerging visual culture, man

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

"hopelessly meta" does this phrase even have meaning

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

you were the one scolding me for being meta on twitter the other day lol

some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

getting an smartphone is the first thing that's made me understand complex's layout at all. it would be nice if they had a non-mobile version of their site tho.

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

the EOY stuff has been particularly ugly and difficult to navigate this year.

― how's life, Monday, December 31, 2012 10:55 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can say it's ugly but how is it difficult to navigate? you click on the name of the feature you want and it takes you there

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

youre apparently better at communicating ambiguity

just to be clear, you realize i'm talking about the place his vocals land on the beat (as in which part of the beat) rather than the slightly 'off' rhythmic nature of his voice that somedude is talking about, right -- hes putting his vocals down in unconventional places w/in the rhythm of the track

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

blah wrong tab ignore me

D-40, Monday, 31 December 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

that seemed like a very cryptic metaphor for pitchfork's layout, yes

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 31 December 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

you can say it's ugly but how is it difficult to navigate? you click on the name of the feature you want and it takes you there

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, December 31, 2012 4:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you click on the name of the feature you want a whole bunch and then it takes you there

how's life, Monday, 31 December 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

works on one click for me, must be my indie cred

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

LOL @ 'the hideous glowing trapezoids'

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

I tend to believe that the qualitative aspects of a classic—the ones not dictated by the great tastemaker called time—should be measured by an artist's ability to perfect their own blueprint, not The Blueprint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VqTaV3hbvY

Confusing de dicto with de re...

It's like I don't think you fully understand who I am, y'know?
I'm just a good kid from Compton that wanna rap
I don't represent no colors, I represent my lil' sisters and brothers
I'm the oldest, nigga
And if you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack
Check it out

I used to wanna rap like Jay-Z
until I finally realised that Jay wasn't me

Eggs and the marketing board behind them, Thursday, 3 January 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

i hate the idea of 'the great tastemaker called time' btw so stupid

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 3 January 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

Time, the great hate duller, shall dull your hatred

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link

or possibly reinforce it. did u think about that? old bitter ppl are everywhere

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 3 January 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

Mirror, i'ma talkin' to you

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps Time, the great timer, shall call times up on them

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

And then Time, the big brother, will take the controller back and play earthworm Jim because Time, the great Jimmer, knows how to beat this part

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

Time swears it

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:05 (eleven years ago) link

Been visiting family & traveling since the 29th, so been sporadic on ilx, but is p much every thread about deej and/or chief keef now?

Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

I figured that since we were on ilm, chief keef was some underground rapper who only put out mixtapes on datpiff or something, but i just saw one of his CDs in target today! I guess he's the taylor swift of rappers or something?

said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

naw, that's drake

hemioblock (The Reverend), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

some indie record that's much cooler than mine, that's that shit i don't like

lex pretend, Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link


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