rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

waiting for the mckie d's brass to be like... fuck it... we're going to four

four patties

*gasps are heard in the board room, somebody faints*

The McColon Filler

I love how there were probably hour-long meetings in the Wendy's marketing department about the wording of that ad. "No, no, we HAVE to say 'hot off the grill'; studies show it'll increase our sales 7%."

Dave's Hot'N Juicy Hamburgers sounds very erotic

Especially since he's dead.

http://i.imgur.com/hY8B0.jpg

I am told that this picture depicts a 'langostino lobster bite' from long john silvers

alls I gotta say is whomever invented Fried PB&J clouds deserves to die hideously

that sounds delicious

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

btw mc rib is back.

I had one two weeks ago

those lobster bites look fine but any form of fast seafood is obv evil

spoken like a man who has never dined at NORDSEE

truth be told, i've enjoyed plenty of battered sea fare that may as well have been "fast food".

battering and frying is probably the best or second best way to enjoy seafood tbh

You are now watching the throne
Don't let me eat a P'Zone

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:01 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

underrated post btw, all I acn think about now when I hear that song

my friend just informed me I actually had a famous bowl in 2007

iirc Wendy's lets you double the meat of anything for real cheap. I knew a dude who got double triple burgers all the time. He was cool.

And then his heart blew up.

haha thanks re: p'zone line, it basically took over the song for me too

http://gawker.com/5972629/subway-quietly-unveils-creamy-sriracha-sauce-at-select-locations

tbf sriracha + mayo is a p classic combo

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/ibrahim-langoo-brain-kidney-kfc_n_2425917.html

I was at a best buy tody and saw this: http://i.imgur.com/r9nNq.jpg

all digital technology should employ an autoreplace that retypes PIZZA in that typeface

https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/289059261479280640/photo/1

lookin forward to this

http://gawker.com/5979826/taco-bell-ceo-confirms-cool-ranch-doritos-locos-tacos-coming-soon

And Taco Bell doesn't plan to stop at Cool Ranch flavor neither. According to insider reports, the chain is currently testing a chile-lime flavored Flamas Doritos shell with the hopes of launching a mix-and-match variety pack in the near future.

so fucking excited!!

man, we went to get our locos tacos last week and I tried one of those griller things as a side-dish to my tacos. fuck that, locos tacos or nothing.

I've never been to this legendary Taco Bell in Chicago. How sad!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-chicago-5

That is amazing.

Frito-Lay announced the release of Taco Bell Doritos, which will taste like Taco Bell Doritos Loco tacos, which taste like Doritos.

http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-doritos-taco-bell-chips-20130131,0,1915559.story

that's giving me a headache

so as far as I can figure, it tastes like...nothing? they cancel each other out right?

Scientists Warn That Taco Bell Doritos Could Possibly Create A Supermassive 'Taco Bell Black Hole,' Swallowing Up The Entire Earth

"This is how wormholes are created! Are they insane?"

Error: Taco recursion too deep. Stack overflow.

hahaha

(From that yelp review)

"This place is taco heaven with workers that are "nacho" run of the mill crappy fast food employees."

Guilty lol.

http://i.imgur.com/67tB4a8.jpg

gauntlet: thrown

It took me a long time to figure out that that was not a knitted burger

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/oscar_the_grouch_from_sesame_street(1).png

Sandwich with fried chicken as the bun? Didn't Carl's Jr already do that? Or is that deep-fried bread?

KFC did the Double Down, although this appears to be a flakier breading

Oh right, KFC. I'll bet the real ones aren't so flaky. It kind of qualifies as trypophobic / trypophilic.

I saw a thing on nat geo or somewhere about a guy covered in benign growths that looked exactly like that

i've never actually had a shamrock shake. I'm gonna fix that tomorrow

ugh it's fucking made of mint??

made of, cmon, it's a flavor

put some toothpaste in yr milk and you'll approximate the flavor

it's gross

different mint types, this is more like creme de menthe

creme de gross

You guys don't like mint ice cream? Huh