Come get revolted at anything and everything to do with ROCK OF AGES

so julianne hough is the one with the recording career here right? so why does her voice sound so much more autotuned than Tom Cruise's? anyone? why am i just asking this question, of the millions i could be asking right now? people buy tickets to see this thing live? why does humanity still exist?

recording career? she had a dancing career as a pretty badass ballroom dancer, but I dunno about recording. i thought this was her first singing gig

oh wait she has 1 album and a holiday album from 2008
I had no idea

shrug

yeah this was pretty awful. tom cruise was about the best thing in it.

it just wasn't 'fun' at all - it was boring as fuck, and the two young leads were just so lacking in charisma or chemistry with each other, and had the most generic singing voices of all time. at least cruise sounded like cruise?

This movie marginally > Les Mis.

no way

I don't believe you

I didn't say it wasn't terrible.

hough is just a ridiculously bad actress throughout. after seeing Blake Lively
in savages the other day this is some bad bad deja vu.

I don't know if I should applaud or woefully shake my head at the choice you've made in trying to watch this

gave up 80 mins through for the sake of my own pride and sanity

Guys, don't forget the good Rock of Ages
http://therisingstorm.net/audio/rockofages.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1V8GtZjWFQ