Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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Coilmrn - tjue kids have mad auo a new pweanibng fo 'obtuse' get wit h the preogra m//,.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry.

By the way, my last quote should be screamed in a power-crazed Japanese alien manga voice.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

"(sigh) That was great.....um.....ohmygod....what's your name, again?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

"I've got mail!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

Today is the day of accidental snarfing; earlier Ally almost made me spit gum and now Dave almost got me to shoot rum and cran-raspberry out of my nose.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

Get off me. I'm done.

(I worked with somebody who was proud of having said that.)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

Now would be a good time to tell you about the camera.

― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha!!! 'Get off me, I'm done!'

How about: "This one's for you, mother!!!!"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

Top of the world, ma!

Lick a shot! Buck buck buck

Insemination...complete.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

Next!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

Pardon my zinger

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

I really should learn to read before posting.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

SURRENDER, FOR I AM STRONGO HULKINGTON. GROOOOOWWWWRRR

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit frottaging"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

luna, you do pretty well for someone who hasn't learned to read.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:02 (twenty years ago) link

"That's Gin" --Richard Lewis

― nonthings (nonthings), Thursday, 24 July 2003 06:48 (twenty years ago) link

dude.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

which is followed by the obligatory 'sweeeeeeeeeet'.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

'Much obliged, ma'am' *tips hat*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

"...urge?"

― gazuga (gazuga), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:21 (twenty years ago) link

"...and I'll form THE HEAD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:05 (twenty years ago) link

Name my penguin!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"AND PLIÉ!!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

"I am spending the summer in the States; my wife is not. Draw the conclusion that best reflects my moral character."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"SHORYUKEN!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://electricsound.sevcom.com/bv.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

"Grandpa!"

drugs. no..not crack..stuff you do/would do/have done

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), July 24th, 2003.

No, I don't think it does. My 3 year old now says "Can I scwape?" (ie, scrape her plate into the bin). I think she got it from daycare.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

"TAKE ME OUT!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"BABARRRRRR!!!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

"MENTOS!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"Agh, we missed a spot on the ceiling"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"EXCELSIOR!!!!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Classic or Dud?"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"BROWN BUNNY!!!!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not funny, that's soul scarringly horrifying. (And then it's funny.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"GALLO!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

yep. I'm gay.

― T-roy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

high five!

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"HI DERE"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"LOCK THREAD"

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Precisely.

― Hans Kluger, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Snitchin' is bitchin!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"I tested positive today!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ew what's that tiny thing scrambling up your leg? ... Oh. Sorry."

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(in Wiggles voice)
"Hot potato, hot potato!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

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