Conservapedia - An encyclopedia you can trust

That's like a perfecct midpoint between stoned "look at my fingers, man" musing and high-functioning autistic. Beautiful.

The usual suspects scream for gun control. We really need pussy control.

kudos

lol

If everyone supposedly opposes global warming, then why do so many people move to Florida? Cold weather is far more dangerous than warm weather is.--Andy Schlafly 19:47, 21 December 2012 (EST)

^^^ failed attempt at writing stand-up comedy for Steven Wright.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_of_the_Year_2012

SOLID GOLD

As a Christian, Coulter adheres to the Judeo-Christian tradition the view that human beings are utterly and distinctly apart from other species.

LOL

Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this?

loooool, campbell newman at number 12

There's like 3 non-Americans on that list wtf? Do we now have to look to Australia, Japan, and South Korea for good examples of conservatism? More proof that Obama has destroyed America.

The Olympics thing leads to further LOLs in that the more you dig into Conservapedia's articles on atheism, the more it reveals itself as a website-wide fat joke.

otm

http://www.conservapedia.com/RINO_Backers

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_If_you%27re_so_smart_PZ_Myers,_then_why_are_you_so_fat%3F

http://www.conservapedia.com/Prominent_atheists_whose_wives_believe_in_the_existence_of_God

whose _wives_

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/thumb/d/d4/Laughing_cat.jpg/375px-Laughing_cat.jpg
Every time I think of the subject of atheism and obesity, I can't stop laughing! If you're so smart Mr. Atheist, then why are you so fat?

To be fair, Andy has the modern housing price issue solved by living in his mom's basement, so he's pretty bright.

Space Jam 1996 PG Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved children's characters from the '50s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back foreign invaders who wish to take away our freedoms. $ 90,443,603

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i3oxm/iama_former_administrator_of_conservapedia_ama/

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Andrew_Schlafly%27s_greatest_insights

the entry on judaism is really... straight-faced. i kept expecting something. i dont know what

chosen people, misguided, must enable their state so we can reach the holy gates

^^ that stuff?

feel like there's also this sense in the conservative world that while most Jews are irredeemable liberals in addition to being Christ-killers, there are enough influential Jewish Republicans with Wall St money or w/e that it's best to avoid antagonizing them too much.

but at least the Israeli relatives of the irredeebably liberal Christ-killers kill even scarier brown Muslim Ay-rabs, so conservatives find it easy to make peace with them.

irredeebably

― totaler Quatsch (Eisbaer), Friday, December 28, 2012 10:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lolworthy typo

the whole conservative christian-israel/jewish thing is a whole... thing i dont feel like getting into but it's interesting how weirdly respectful they are, considering that, you know, jews aren't christians.

There's obscure eschatological concerns of some kind w/ the Israel thing, but I think the phenomenon of the "Judeo-Christian" dog-whistle might just be a racist assumption that if you bag on Jews you'll get blackballed by the media. (I have no evidence for this.)

srsly tho who says "Judeo-Christian" except a pandering conservative Christian

now that I'm sitting here thinking about it the phrase is infuriating to me on several levels, not least because of a certain Abrahamic religion it leaves out.

…I should say "not least because it leaves out a certain other Abrahamic religion"

the iron and foolproof test of true tolerance is always, "do you want your kid to marry one?"

i strongly suspect that many Evangelicals would NOT want their kids to marry Jews (or, at least, Jews who make it known that they're not going to convert).

if you haven't watched those videos of Schlafly vs. the NJ Supreme Court, they are some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. The justices, who probably routinely disagree passionately, are united in their contempt for him.

they start here but it's the 5th one where one of the justices starts openly laughing at him because he's leaning on a letter from George Washington to his nephew that Schafly believes should be weighted as trumping the Federalist Papers, because why? GEORGE WASHINGTON

His lawyering seems to lean heavily on the phrase "with all due respect" and hand motions that, as a commenter on that video mentioned, seem to be an attempt to summon a fireball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ehQD_-m40Tg

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:

Bea Arthur in the Stars Wars Holiday Special

no doubt true

Colbert totally clowned this Schlafly fool on his show.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/258144/december-08-2009/andy-schlafly

Hugo Chavez, who likely died in December, may be sworn into office in a private ceremony. [1]
As long as the liberal media play along with this leftist scam, the Venezuelan people will never know the truth.

"Equine Assisted Psychotherapy": Christendom needs to stop horsing around with homosexuality and rip out pro-homosexuality ideology at its roots.[10]

But there is one thing for certain partner, John Wayne was not gay!

Homosexuality is reportedly on the increase in Kabwe, Zambia and residents have called on police to curb the vice. Night club owners are being asked to bar a group of known sodomites from entering their premises before people’s morals are compromised.[31]

Thank God for efforts to get at one of the root causes of rebellion to Scripture. [32]

Conservapedia proven right in predicting that Tim Tebow's replacement by Overrated Sports Star Peyton Manning was a mistake. Manning threw two interceptions to enable a weaker opponent to win, in a game Tebow won last year against a stronger team. [5]

Conservapedia is from a world where only members of one team pray to God to win beforehand.

Th winning team

Lol leeeeeeeeet's just gloss over the 70 yard TD the Donkies gave up with less than a minute to play, clearly this was all Manning's fault, Conservapedia

Best of the public quarterback Colin Kaepernick -- an adoption success story -- breaks records in leading the 49ers to a huge victory. [5]

YOU PRO-LIFERS COULDA HURT THEIR SUPER BOWL CHANCES THIS YEAR