Social media is a euphemism for gossip, which is contrary to the principles on which this website was founded. Our unique visitor traffic is growing 20-30% annually without being distracted by social media. We're here to teach and to learn. I'm not sure what social media's goals are, but it's not education.--Andy Schlafly 22:20, 21 December 2012 (EST)
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
liberal media will never talk about the popularity of all those "first person knifer" games
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 22 December 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link
The usual suspects scream for gun control. We really need evil control.
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 22 December 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
That's like a perfecct midpoint between stoned "look at my fingers, man" musing and high-functioning autistic. Beautiful.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Saturday, 22 December 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
The usual suspects scream for gun control. We really need pussy control.
― before and after broscience (goole), Saturday, 22 December 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
kudos
― mh, Saturday, 22 December 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 22 December 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
If everyone supposedly opposes global warming, then why do so many people move to Florida? Cold weather is far more dangerous than warm weather is.--Andy Schlafly 19:47, 21 December 2012 (EST)
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 December 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ failed attempt at writing stand-up comedy for Steven Wright.
― Rocking Disco Santa (Dan Peterson), Friday, 28 December 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_of_the_Year_2012
SOLID GOLD
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 December 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
As a Christian, Coulter adheres to the Judeo-Christian tradition the view that human beings are utterly and distinctly apart from other species.
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 29 December 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this? Moved to number 1 because their values and work ethic were so exemplary. Why can't underachieving atheists learn from this?
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
loooool, campbell newman at number 12
― 炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
There's like 3 non-Americans on that list wtf? Do we now have to look to Australia, Japan, and South Korea for good examples of conservatism? More proof that Obama has destroyed America.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
The Olympics thing leads to further LOLs in that the more you dig into Conservapedia's articles on atheism, the more it reveals itself as a website-wide fat joke.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― Sri Harold Klemp (crüt), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/RINO_Backers
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_If_you%27re_so_smart_PZ_Myers,_then_why_are_you_so_fat%3F
― Sri Harold Klemp (crüt), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/Prominent_atheists_whose_wives_believe_in_the_existence_of_God
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
whose _wives_
― mh, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/images/thumb/d/d4/Laughing_cat.jpg/375px-Laughing_cat.jpgEvery time I think of the subject of atheism and obesity, I can't stop laughing! If you're so smart Mr. Atheist, then why are you so fat?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
To be fair, Andy has the modern housing price issue solved by living in his mom's basement, so he's pretty bright.
― mh, Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
Space Jam 1996 PG Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved children's characters from the '50s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back foreign invaders who wish to take away our freedoms. $ 90,443,603
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i3oxm/iama_former_administrator_of_conservapedia_ama/
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Andrew_Schlafly%27s_greatest_insights
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 December 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
the entry on judaism is really... straight-faced. i kept expecting something. i dont know what
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link
chosen people, misguided, must enable their state so we can reach the holy gates
^^ that stuff?
― mh, Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
feel like there's also this sense in the conservative world that while most Jews are irredeemable liberals in addition to being Christ-killers, there are enough influential Jewish Republicans with Wall St money or w/e that it's best to avoid antagonizing them too much.
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link
but at least the Israeli relatives of the irredeebably liberal Christ-killers kill even scarier brown Muslim Ay-rabs, so conservatives find it easy to make peace with them.
― totaler Quatsch (Eisbaer), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
irredeebably
― totaler Quatsch (Eisbaer), Friday, December 28, 2012 10:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lolworthy typo
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:16 (eleven years ago) link
the whole conservative christian-israel/jewish thing is a whole... thing i dont feel like getting into but it's interesting how weirdly respectful they are, considering that, you know, jews aren't christians.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:35 (eleven years ago) link
There's obscure eschatological concerns of some kind w/ the Israel thing, but I think the phenomenon of the "Judeo-Christian" dog-whistle might just be a racist assumption that if you bag on Jews you'll get blackballed by the media. (I have no evidence for this.)
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link
srsly tho who says "Judeo-Christian" except a pandering conservative Christian
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
now that I'm sitting here thinking about it the phrase is infuriating to me on several levels, not least because of a certain Abrahamic religion it leaves out.
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 29 December 2012 06:51 (eleven years ago) link
…I should say "not least because it leaves out a certain other Abrahamic religion"
the iron and foolproof test of true tolerance is always, "do you want your kid to marry one?"
i strongly suspect that many Evangelicals would NOT want their kids to marry Jews (or, at least, Jews who make it known that they're not going to convert).
― totaler Quatsch (Eisbaer), Saturday, 29 December 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link
if you haven't watched those videos of Schlafly vs. the NJ Supreme Court, they are some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. The justices, who probably routinely disagree passionately, are united in their contempt for him.
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
they start here but it's the 5th one where one of the justices starts openly laughing at him because he's leaning on a letter from George Washington to his nephew that Schafly believes should be weighted as trumping the Federalist Papers, because why? GEORGE WASHINGTON
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
His lawyering seems to lean heavily on the phrase "with all due respect" and hand motions that, as a commenter on that video mentioned, seem to be an attempt to summon a fireball.
― mh, Saturday, 29 December 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ehQD_-m40Tg
― I had such a fontasy (stevie), Saturday, 29 December 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
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― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 31 December 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
no doubt true
― it burns when 1p3 (goole), Monday, 31 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
Colbert totally clowned this Schlafly fool on his show.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/258144/december-08-2009/andy-schlafly
― Poliopolice, Monday, 31 December 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hugo Chavez, who likely died in December, may be sworn into office in a private ceremony. [1]As long as the liberal media play along with this leftist scam, the Venezuelan people will never know the truth.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
"Equine Assisted Psychotherapy": Christendom needs to stop horsing around with homosexuality and rip out pro-homosexuality ideology at its roots.[10]
But there is one thing for certain partner, John Wayne was not gay!
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
Homosexuality is reportedly on the increase in Kabwe, Zambia and residents have called on police to curb the vice. Night club owners are being asked to bar a group of known sodomites from entering their premises before people’s morals are compromised.[31]
Thank God for efforts to get at one of the root causes of rebellion to Scripture. [32]
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
Conservapedia proven right in predicting that Tim Tebow's replacement by Overrated Sports Star Peyton Manning was a mistake. Manning threw two interceptions to enable a weaker opponent to win, in a game Tebow won last year against a stronger team. [5]
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 13 January 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
Conservapedia is from a world where only members of one team pray to God to win beforehand.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 13 January 2013 08:38 (eleven years ago) link
Th winning team
― mh, Sunday, 13 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link