do you respect carl jenkinson?

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The 1958 World Cup was in Sweden. Having made himself ineligible for the Swedish squad that tourney was Gunnar Nordahl. Nordahl's eventual successor Gianluigi Lentini came a cropper in a road smash ... but the key is missing.

It's so frustrating, there are these hints but the real Jenk remains beyond reach

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Fisheye lens, you're fooling no-one Jenk

Hold on, that's the shirt from the 8-2

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Interests
General
Football, a bit of the old poker, KFC, would say the ladies but aint a straight up wanker who states the obvious, bit of golf now and then, nights with the lads.

Music
See, I never know what too put here. Seems too easy to say 'I like a bit of everything', but too be fair I do. None of the hardcore rock shit though, but pretty much everything else does a job. Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Lionel Richie - top guys.

Movies
Lock Stock, Snatch, Greenstreet.

Television
Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.

Books
Dont do these mate x

Heroes
Dont know about heroes, haven't really got one. But in terms of people I look up to - Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Danny Alves.

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Ooh, bit of a red light in that last answer, new contract or not.

I do like his first love being Luther Vandross though, you wouldn't get that from Leighton Baines.

charlton:vandross
arsenal:rkelly

think this could maybe have some ilx x-over potential for generic rmde sentiments

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S M A R T

fifteen years from now this thread will be a great testament to our age.

i failed to bant any bantz with carl, it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain. LAD.

whil i was ou getting workdrunk yall got busy <3

this is my favourite thread of all time i think, too early to collect my thoughts right now though

you can go fy imo, you have abandoned us to the whims of the infinitely crueller nakh and yr kiddin nobody by posting only 1xpw while reading everything in short ;_; miss u

stoid in some dogxhit while typin that fyz

poopshoeLAD

Television
Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.

think he means "joeks"

holy shit thats a good dn i've somehow woken up with btw

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3 years ago

think he means "joeks"

I'm not so sure. He may be drawing a distinction between the reliability of programmes formed mostly of jokes, and those where the levity is intermittent. The latter is dangerous ground for Jenk. The uncomfortable pause. The brief uncertainty in the gaps. What if they multiply? What if all programmes did this? Would they turn out not to be lighthearted at all? Moe Syzlak's inner pain. Monica & Chandler drift into separation. Jerry Sadowitz rearing up through the shell of Nick Hancock.

No, don't take the risk. Walk on the sunny side of the street. Let the void remain unacknowledged:

it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain

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The moment Falcao walks into a business hotel near his house in Madrid's southeast suburbs the easy athleticism is obvious. At a metre and 77 centimetres, he does not possess the intimidating elevation of many modern strikers, yet there is a precise muscularity that his James Dean T-shirt and stressed denim cannot mask.

this was a dolce and gabbana innovation from like 2008 2009 idk? if u put muhammad ali, steve mcqueen, oliver north or whichever iconically icon icon* of american machismo on a grey t-shirt and price it mad veblen, every football player from faro to yaroslavl will buy it

* (c) jonathan meades

lol "mad veblen"

yeah idk i won't claim to be a humble worker in a hessian sack myself but christ you see better conceived sleb tribute garments on bush market. altho i guess the slimmed arms are the couture tip off

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i wonder what carl jenkinson thinks about sneijder moving to galatasaray

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Disneys beast imo

Wenger has already told influential chief scout Steve Rowley to instruct the club's global network of spies to identify players to replace Sagna ahead of next season.

Interestingly, the scouting remit is for a player to go straight into the team as first choice right back.

The news will also interest Carl Jenkinson, the current second choice right back, who has been tipped as Sagna's long-term replacement.

global network of spies

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soldado...

good point

roger espionoza

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important viewing

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symbolic placement

Trophies
Dont do these mate x

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A day in the life: Carl Jenkinson
What time do you usually get up in the morning?
At about half past eight.

What’s your first drink of the day?
I’m boring – it’s normally just a glass of water.

What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Normally a croissant, a banana and a Muller light yoghurt.

Do you read the newspaper?
Not really, no.

Before heading to training, is there anything else that you generally do?
I just wash and brush my teeth, and that’s it.

How long does it take you to drive to the training ground?
About 35 minutes depending on the M25.

And what car do you drive there?
A BMW 3 Series.



Do you listen to music in the car?
I listen to the radio and my iPod – I love listening to music. If it’s the radio, I usually have Kiss 100, Choice FM or Magic FM on.



Do you always travel on your own?
Yes, I do.

Are you usually one of the first to training – or one of the last?
One of the first, I reckon.

What do you keep in your locker?
Not much – just cosmetics, my trainers and my flip flops.



On the training pitches, do you have any special warm up routines?
I tend to have a good stretch before I go out, because I’m sometimes quite stiff.



What aspect of training do you enjoy the most?
I enjoy the passing drills that we do.



Which team-mate do you think is the best trainer?
I’d say Mikel Arteta – he’s really professional.

After training what do you take into the shower?
Shampoo and a towel.


Who do you tend to sit with at lunch?
It depends to be honest – I’m happy to eat with whoever’s about.

Do you always go straight home after training – if not where might you go?
Sometimes I go to a nice Italian restaurant in Radlett for lunch, if I’m not eating at the training ground, but I tend to go straight home.



What do you tend to do when you get home?
I usually chill out for a couple of hours, perhaps watching a bit of TV.



What time do you eat dinner?
At about half six, maybe 7pm.



Tell us three things that you might do in the evening?
Go to see my friends, go to the cinema, or just stay at home.



What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?
I don’t know really – probably brush my teeth.



What time do you go to bed?
I’m normally asleep by 11pm.


And in bed, do you tend to read, watch TV, listen to music or go straight to sleep?
Usually I mess about on my laptop for half an hour or so, and then I’m tired enough to sleep.

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“I don’t know him, but the kid looks like he would run through a brick wall for you.”

— Gary Neville on Jenkinson.

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trending on twitter

for what, you ask

for this

Stunning no look pass from Carl Jenkinson. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KbD8k1ecgF

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 8, 2018

haaaa

it is important to recall that he is a lifelong arsenal fan and that as the ball fell to him his ultimate fantasy blossomed in his mind. this was the moment