A tangled web he weaves
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
deceits within deceits
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
A riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside a James Dean hoodie
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
something so punctum-freighted and transcendently shit about that hoodie, i'm transfixed
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
I'm no Dean connoisseur, but I'm fairly certain that can't be one of his iconic portraits.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://carljenkinsons.tumblr.com/
gabi, seventeen, brazilian girl who loves football. i was p-mertesacker. 1
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbh7mqwqYq1qioxq6o1_500.jpg
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3da20a3958362075cb402e40a85d9481/tumblr_mf92nnRxLR1r1rstoo1_500.gif
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
That shot is #58 on gis for "James Dean" fyi. What this says about Jenk we can only speculate.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
about me
first thing: english is not my official language.
hi i’m gabriela, seventeen years and i’m from brazil.
i support Arsenal FC and Grêmio FBPA.
i love all the arsenal players, they are my babies.
i give nicknames to all the players. true story bro.
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe12yJXfY1qdrf5no2_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe12yJXfY1qdrf5no5_250.gif
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
talktojenksbitch.tumblr.com
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo2_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo4_250.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
The 1958 World Cup was in Sweden. Having made himself ineligible for the Swedish squad that tourney was Gunnar Nordahl. Nordahl's eventual successor Gianluigi Lentini came a cropper in a road smash ... but the key is missing.
It's so frustrating, there are these hints but the real Jenk remains beyond reach
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27453474@N02/6886843393/
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
Fisheye lens, you're fooling no-one Jenk
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
Hold on, that's the shirt from the 8-2
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://imagine-a-player.tumblr.com/post/34296002785
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megj0kQpUw1rueqtao3_500.jpg
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gIZuD.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m331avWk4C1qfj1xoo1_250.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/gIZuD.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m331avWk4C1qfj1xoo1_250.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/carloj92
InterestsGeneralFootball, a bit of the old poker, KFC, would say the ladies but aint a straight up wanker who states the obvious, bit of golf now and then, nights with the lads.
MusicSee, I never know what too put here. Seems too easy to say 'I like a bit of everything', but too be fair I do. None of the hardcore rock shit though, but pretty much everything else does a job. Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Lionel Richie - top guys.
MoviesLock Stock, Snatch, Greenstreet.
TelevisionNever Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.
BooksDont do these mate x
HeroesDont know about heroes, haven't really got one. But in terms of people I look up to - Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Danny Alves.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
x
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
Ooh, bit of a red light in that last answer, new contract or not.
I do like his first love being Luther Vandross though, you wouldn't get that from Leighton Baines.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
charlton:vandrossarsenal:rkelly
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
think this could maybe have some ilx x-over potential for generic rmde sentiments
http://i.imgur.com/stIh5.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4717e9d7ef2a57b8a2af9a238c5ea8c6/tumblr_mfamsq9DE11ql5qxyo1_500.png
S M A R T C A S U A L
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
fifteen years from now this thread will be a great testament to our age.
i failed to bant any bantz with carl, it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain. LAD.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
whil i was ou getting workdrunk yall got busy <3
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
this is my favourite thread of all time i think, too early to collect my thoughts right now though
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
you can go fy imo, you have abandoned us to the whims of the infinitely crueller nakh and yr kiddin nobody by posting only 1xpw while reading everything in short ;_; miss u
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
stoid in some dogxhit while typin that fyz
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
poopshoeLAD
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
think he means "joeks"
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 December 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit thats a good dn i've somehow woken up with btw
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
FIGHTSTAR STREET TEAMHey there Carl! Thanks for supporting Fightstar Street Team!
You can check out Fightstars official myspace HEREwhy not add them, check the new TOUR DATES, are they coming to a town near you?
Hope you're well and enjoying your summer so far, keep in touch
3 years ago
― Matt DC, Thursday, 20 December 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not so sure. He may be drawing a distinction between the reliability of programmes formed mostly of jokes, and those where the levity is intermittent. The latter is dangerous ground for Jenk. The uncomfortable pause. The brief uncertainty in the gaps. What if they multiply? What if all programmes did this? Would they turn out not to be lighthearted at all? Moe Syzlak's inner pain. Monica & Chandler drift into separation. Jerry Sadowitz rearing up through the shell of Nick Hancock.
No, don't take the risk. Walk on the sunny side of the street. Let the void remain unacknowledged:
it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 20 December 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://sulia.com/channel/uefa-champions-league-2012/f/f4255acb-243f-49f7-a504-e0e8513b5869/?source=twitter
The moment Falcao walks into a business hotel near his house in Madrid's southeast suburbs the easy athleticism is obvious. At a metre and 77 centimetres, he does not possess the intimidating elevation of many modern strikers, yet there is a precise muscularity that his James Dean T-shirt and stressed denim cannot mask.
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
this was a dolce and gabbana innovation from like 2008 2009 idk? if u put muhammad ali, steve mcqueen, oliver north or whichever iconically icon icon* of american machismo on a grey t-shirt and price it mad veblen, every football player from faro to yaroslavl will buy it
* (c) jonathan meades
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
lol "mad veblen"
yeah idk i won't claim to be a humble worker in a hessian sack myself but christ you see better conceived sleb tribute garments on bush market. altho i guess the slimmed arms are the couture tip off
― r|t|c, Friday, 28 December 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.upscalehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/AshleyCole.jpg
UpscaleHype is a high-end lifestyle online magazine focusing on the hype that surrounds luxury and upscale fashion.
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.upscalehype.com/2012/03/ashley-cole-wearing-dolce-gabbana-james-dean-t-shirt-and-christian-louboutin-rantus-orlato-sneakers/
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder what carl jenkinson thinks about sneijder moving to galatasaray
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UWEKZ1k.jpg
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
Disneys beast imo
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link
Wenger has already told influential chief scout Steve Rowley to instruct the club's global network of spies to identify players to replace Sagna ahead of next season.
Interestingly, the scouting remit is for a player to go straight into the team as first choice right back.
The news will also interest Carl Jenkinson, the current second choice right back, who has been tipped as Sagna's long-term replacement.
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
global network of spies
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Tinklerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Taylor_(footballer_born_1953)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusko_Milinkovic????
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendell_Sailor
― imago, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Marriner
― imago, Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-alternative-team-of-the-premier-league-season-201415
― serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
my take from that is that Vice no longer knows what it is
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
jenks takes what he can
― serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TELSAYED_/status/637744858623574016
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
Mark Noble picking up Carl Jenkinson to stop time wasting. One of the best sporting moments, should be celebrated.
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C80ED00000578-0-image-a-16_1452809196320.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C7ACF00000578-0-image-a-52_1452811098444.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C5E9A00000578-0-image-a-56_1452811270420.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C53EB00000578-0-image-a-44_1452810753619.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7b5aa7d751551cff7c026cd81ef517dcdb6d5da5/177_130_1105_663/master/1105.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=1e0897ba56e6e2b36fc33590198705e9
― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 January 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link
fuck me look where he's wound up
― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
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― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link
trending on twitter
for what, you ask
for this
Stunning no look pass from Carl Jenkinson. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KbD8k1ecgF— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 8, 2018
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link
haaaa
― unproven (darraghmac), Friday, 9 November 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link
it is important to recall that he is a lifelong arsenal fan and that as the ball fell to him his ultimate fantasy blossomed in his mind. this was the moment
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link