do you respect carl jenkinson?

idk how anyone can look at jenko's face and not just start laughing

he's from that paul jewell type with all of their facial features confined to a relative small area of the foreskull

it takes about five seconds to focus in on his entirely inert eyes surrounded by acres of nothing

i saw jenks on oxford street today, presumably celebrating his new contract, carrying a primark bag. maybe when he's on djourou money he'll be able to move on up to new look.

was he flocked by crowds of adoring teenagers

kind of imagine loads of asian kids surrounding him with iphones calling him a ledge

it was a 7.0 on the harry styles scale.

That's awesome, I wish I lived in London. Did the two of you engage in banter? Maybe you made a move for the Primark bag, which he snatched away with some deft close control? Before giving a shout to a passing Andros Townsend and Marc Albrighton, just as they entered Primark themselves.

he's from that paul jewell type with all of their facial features confined to a relative small area of the foreskull

― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

yeah he's like that southampton dude hooiveld, actually looking like those scary pseudo-netart fifa playstation facesquare things

u have no idea what the emergence of carl jenkinson means for me

he is exactly what stephen warnock ought to have been

his is certainly a more palatable absurdity, warnock or similar was a big ask

the half finnish thing is the sort of deus ex machina brilliance that warnock could never have pulled off

still not sure how i feel about his defection

moreover how does tuomas feel

then again the ludicrous fast-tracking has its own merits, and puts the jenkinson probe right into the mixer

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/4919/jenkinson.png

http://i.imgur.com/Q1R2L.jpg

He hasn't defected yet, it was only a friendly. As I recall the Finns have historically been adept at reserving their position, Jenk is firmly within that tradition.

Let ILF be the first to shop Jimmy Dean into some Jenk clobber

cant remember where i read this but during my reseach it was revealed that carl jenkinson is not true finno-ugric but of matrilineal swedish descent, his mother merely having grown up across the gulf of bothnia

A tangled web he weaves

deceits within deceits

A riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside a James Dean hoodie

something so punctum-freighted and transcendently shit about that hoodie, i'm transfixed

I'm no Dean connoisseur, but I'm fairly certain that can't be one of his iconic portraits.

http://carljenkinsons.tumblr.com/

gabi, seventeen, brazilian girl who loves football.
i was p-mertesacker. 1

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That shot is #58 on gis for "James Dean" fyi. What this says about Jenk we can only speculate.

about me

first thing: english is not my official language.

hi i’m gabriela, seventeen years and i’m from brazil.

i support Arsenal FC and Grêmio FBPA.

i love all the arsenal players, they are my babies.

i give nicknames to all the players. true story bro.

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talktojenksbitch.tumblr.com

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The 1958 World Cup was in Sweden. Having made himself ineligible for the Swedish squad that tourney was Gunnar Nordahl. Nordahl's eventual successor Gianluigi Lentini came a cropper in a road smash ... but the key is missing.

It's so frustrating, there are these hints but the real Jenk remains beyond reach

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27453474@N02/6886843393/

Fisheye lens, you're fooling no-one Jenk

Hold on, that's the shirt from the 8-2

http://imagine-a-player.tumblr.com/post/34296002785

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megj0kQpUw1rueqtao3_500.jpg

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http://www.myspace.com/carloj92

Interests
General
Football, a bit of the old poker, KFC, would say the ladies but aint a straight up wanker who states the obvious, bit of golf now and then, nights with the lads.

Music
See, I never know what too put here. Seems too easy to say 'I like a bit of everything', but too be fair I do. None of the hardcore rock shit though, but pretty much everything else does a job. Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Lionel Richie - top guys.

Movies
Lock Stock, Snatch, Greenstreet.

Television
Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.

Books
Dont do these mate x

Heroes
Dont know about heroes, haven't really got one. But in terms of people I look up to - Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Danny Alves.

x

Ooh, bit of a red light in that last answer, new contract or not.

I do like his first love being Luther Vandross though, you wouldn't get that from Leighton Baines.

charlton:vandross
arsenal:rkelly

think this could maybe have some ilx x-over potential for generic rmde sentiments

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S M A R T

fifteen years from now this thread will be a great testament to our age.

i failed to bant any bantz with carl, it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain. LAD.

whil i was ou getting workdrunk yall got busy <3

this is my favourite thread of all time i think, too early to collect my thoughts right now though

you can go fy imo, you have abandoned us to the whims of the infinitely crueller nakh and yr kiddin nobody by posting only 1xpw while reading everything in short ;_; miss u

stoid in some dogxhit while typin that fyz

Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Nov 7
Happy birthday to my NAN today, always looking down from up above.

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https://twitter.com/PerryChaps/status/558331453009055744

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Jack Frank Porteous Cork[1]

yah that is a crease

would have said that a posh 'porterly' kinda suits his playing style if it meant shuttling accommodatingly like it ought to rather than just rude

iirc saints have only shipped goals when he's had a game this season so maybe porous would be better idk

disappointing lack of content related to jordon mutch during his storied qpr career

trust pards will have the courage to match redknapp's conviction that he is a great wingback in waiting

Isaac Cleveland Vassell[1]

http://instagram.com/p/ynPBmFOs2J/?modal=true

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Jody Morris @morriskid Feb 15

Dont let these people eat at your confidence..you know the type who scream out your failures yet whisper your accomplishments

ALLEGED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND MULTIPLE DRINK DRIVING OFFENCES ... (won the Scottish first division with St Johnstone)

(17 days to get in a weak zing is a new record - I can't manage all these bookmarks)

Calum Chambers @CalumChambers95 Feb 6

My brothers band @the_rupees are playin @This_Feeling in London on Feb 28th! Check out their page for tix & music! http://www.facebook.com/therupees

Richard Watts Great news for you but hope you don't get too big, im still hopeful of getting Shamus back on the rugby pitch at some point and the way your going don't think well be able to afford the insurance for his delicate little hands :).

'the rupees' might be the worst bandname

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooney-blasted-after-taking-228869

lol

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-alternative-team-of-the-premier-league-season-201415

my take from that is that Vice no longer knows what it is

jenks takes what he can

https://twitter.com/TELSAYED_/status/637744858623574016

Mark Noble picking up Carl Jenkinson to stop time wasting. One of the best sporting moments, should be celebrated.

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fuck me look where he's wound up

fuck me look where he's wound up

― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 13:44 (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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for what, you ask

for this

Stunning no look pass from Carl Jenkinson. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KbD8k1ecgF

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 8, 2018

haaaa

it is important to recall that he is a lifelong arsenal fan and that as the ball fell to him his ultimate fantasy blossomed in his mind. this was the moment