10k less than djourou, kid's still got some way to go
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
"We question the financial acuity of the remuneration afforded to Carl Jenkinson"
― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02432/arsenal1_2432398e.jpg
Aw, this is so nice. And just the photo to counter any suggestion that this is a club of softies.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XTmsX.jpg
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
idk how anyone can look at jenko's face and not just start laughing
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
he's from that paul jewell type with all of their facial features confined to a relative small area of the foreskull
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
it takes about five seconds to focus in on his entirely inert eyes surrounded by acres of nothing
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
i saw jenks on oxford street today, presumably celebrating his new contract, carrying a primark bag. maybe when he's on djourou money he'll be able to move on up to new look.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
was he flocked by crowds of adoring teenagers
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
kind of imagine loads of asian kids surrounding him with iphones calling him a ledge
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
it was a 7.0 on the harry styles scale.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
That's awesome, I wish I lived in London. Did the two of you engage in banter? Maybe you made a move for the Primark bag, which he snatched away with some deft close control? Before giving a shout to a passing Andros Townsend and Marc Albrighton, just as they entered Primark themselves.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark
yeah he's like that southampton dude hooiveld, actually looking like those scary pseudo-netart fifa playstation facesquare things
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
u have no idea what the emergence of carl jenkinson means for me
he is exactly what stephen warnock ought to have been
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
his is certainly a more palatable absurdity, warnock or similar was a big ask
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
the half finnish thing is the sort of deus ex machina brilliance that warnock could never have pulled off
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
still not sure how i feel about his defection
moreover how does tuomas feel
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
then again the ludicrous fast-tracking has its own merits, and puts the jenkinson probe right into the mixer
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/4919/jenkinson.png
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Q1R2L.jpg
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
He hasn't defected yet, it was only a friendly. As I recall the Finns have historically been adept at reserving their position, Jenk is firmly within that tradition.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Let ILF be the first to shop Jimmy Dean into some Jenk clobber
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
cant remember where i read this but during my reseach it was revealed that carl jenkinson is not true finno-ugric but of matrilineal swedish descent, his mother merely having grown up across the gulf of bothnia
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
A tangled web he weaves
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
deceits within deceits
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
A riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside a James Dean hoodie
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
something so punctum-freighted and transcendently shit about that hoodie, i'm transfixed
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
I'm no Dean connoisseur, but I'm fairly certain that can't be one of his iconic portraits.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://carljenkinsons.tumblr.com/
gabi, seventeen, brazilian girl who loves football. i was p-mertesacker. 1
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbh7mqwqYq1qioxq6o1_500.jpg
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3da20a3958362075cb402e40a85d9481/tumblr_mf92nnRxLR1r1rstoo1_500.gif
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
That shot is #58 on gis for "James Dean" fyi. What this says about Jenk we can only speculate.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
about me
first thing: english is not my official language.
hi i’m gabriela, seventeen years and i’m from brazil.
i support Arsenal FC and Grêmio FBPA.
i love all the arsenal players, they are my babies.
i give nicknames to all the players. true story bro.
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe12yJXfY1qdrf5no2_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe12yJXfY1qdrf5no5_250.gif
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
talktojenksbitch.tumblr.com
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo2_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo4_250.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
The 1958 World Cup was in Sweden. Having made himself ineligible for the Swedish squad that tourney was Gunnar Nordahl. Nordahl's eventual successor Gianluigi Lentini came a cropper in a road smash ... but the key is missing.
It's so frustrating, there are these hints but the real Jenk remains beyond reach
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27453474@N02/6886843393/
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
Fisheye lens, you're fooling no-one Jenk
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
Hold on, that's the shirt from the 8-2
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://imagine-a-player.tumblr.com/post/34296002785
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megj0kQpUw1rueqtao3_500.jpg
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gIZuD.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m331avWk4C1qfj1xoo1_250.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/gIZuD.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m331avWk4C1qfj1xoo1_250.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/carloj92
InterestsGeneralFootball, a bit of the old poker, KFC, would say the ladies but aint a straight up wanker who states the obvious, bit of golf now and then, nights with the lads.
MusicSee, I never know what too put here. Seems too easy to say 'I like a bit of everything', but too be fair I do. None of the hardcore rock shit though, but pretty much everything else does a job. Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Lionel Richie - top guys.
MoviesLock Stock, Snatch, Greenstreet.
TelevisionNever Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.
BooksDont do these mate x
HeroesDont know about heroes, haven't really got one. But in terms of people I look up to - Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Danny Alves.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
x
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
Ooh, bit of a red light in that last answer, new contract or not.
I do like his first love being Luther Vandross though, you wouldn't get that from Leighton Baines.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
charlton:vandrossarsenal:rkelly
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
think this could maybe have some ilx x-over potential for generic rmde sentiments
http://i.imgur.com/stIh5.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4717e9d7ef2a57b8a2af9a238c5ea8c6/tumblr_mfamsq9DE11ql5qxyo1_500.png
S M A R T C A S U A L
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
fifteen years from now this thread will be a great testament to our age.
i failed to bant any bantz with carl, it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain. LAD.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Sid_Nelson5/status/544247036179390465
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Dec 24Roy "CHUBBY" Brown. Geezer has me in bits!
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Nov 9If your playing in the English game, then you should play wearing a poppy. Thats so POOR from James McLean.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Sid_Nelson5/status/531476067228581888
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link
Sid Nelson @Sid_Nelson5 · Nov 7Happy birthday to my NAN today, always looking down from up above.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQHPc3jCQAEVD9-.jpg:large
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/PerryChaps/status/558331453009055744
smartcasual.wav
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link
Jack Frank Porteous Cork[1]
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link
yah that is a crease
would have said that a posh 'porterly' kinda suits his playing style if it meant shuttling accommodatingly like it ought to rather than just rude
― r|t|c, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
iirc saints have only shipped goals when he's had a game this season so maybe porous would be better idk
― r|t|c, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
disappointing lack of content related to jordon mutch during his storied qpr career
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
trust pards will have the courage to match redknapp's conviction that he is a great wingback in waiting
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Isaac Cleveland Vassell[1]
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/ynPBmFOs2J/?modal=true
― No-Neck Blue's Banned - Craig Bellamy (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Xv3Tk6s.jpg
No results found for "rap game luke garbutt"
― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
Sid Nelson retweetedJody Morris @morriskid Feb 15
Dont let these people eat at your confidence..you know the type who scream out your failures yet whisper your accomplishments
― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
ALLEGED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND MULTIPLE DRINK DRIVING OFFENCES ... (won the Scottish first division with St Johnstone)
― there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 12:45 (nine years ago) link
(17 days to get in a weak zing is a new record - I can't manage all these bookmarks)
― there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
Calum Chambers @CalumChambers95 Feb 6
My brothers band @the_rupees are playin @This_Feeling in London on Feb 28th! Check out their page for tix & music! http://www.facebook.com/therupees
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:52 (nine years ago) link
Richard Watts Great news for you but hope you don't get too big, im still hopeful of getting Shamus back on the rugby pitch at some point and the way your going don't think well be able to afford the insurance for his delicate little hands :).
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:58 (nine years ago) link
'the rupees' might be the worst bandname
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooney-blasted-after-taking-228869
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link
lol
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-alternative-team-of-the-premier-league-season-201415
― serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
my take from that is that Vice no longer knows what it is
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
jenks takes what he can
― serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TELSAYED_/status/637744858623574016
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
Mark Noble picking up Carl Jenkinson to stop time wasting. One of the best sporting moments, should be celebrated.
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C80ED00000578-0-image-a-16_1452809196320.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C7ACF00000578-0-image-a-52_1452811098444.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C5E9A00000578-0-image-a-56_1452811270420.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C53EB00000578-0-image-a-44_1452810753619.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7b5aa7d751551cff7c026cd81ef517dcdb6d5da5/177_130_1105_663/master/1105.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=1e0897ba56e6e2b36fc33590198705e9
― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 January 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link
fuck me look where he's wound up
― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 13:44 (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link
trending on twitter
for what, you ask
for this
Stunning no look pass from Carl Jenkinson. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KbD8k1ecgF— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 8, 2018
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link
haaaa
― unproven (darraghmac), Friday, 9 November 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link
it is important to recall that he is a lifelong arsenal fan and that as the ball fell to him his ultimate fantasy blossomed in his mind. this was the moment
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link