"This is awful. I hate this. I hate you."
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
why would they need the skis and not the skipoles
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
"This must be what they mean by 'very sudden climate change'..."
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
skier on left: "If this large ball bounces on my head again, I swear I'll do something!"skier on right: "You think you've got problems - those two cacti just flipped my off!"
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
"Quit humming that goddamn Alanis Morissette song."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
"the desert is stupid"
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
i pulled a wit muscle coming up with that one, so hope everyone likes it
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
"Could be worse -- did you hear about HURRICANE Sandy?"
― Thwartstop (Will M.), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
"this goddamn holodeck"
― abanana, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
"I still can't believe you brought klister instead of glide wax."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
btw i'm going to continue to periodically bring up my brilliant "ban private ownership of guns/establish rent-a-gun hunting ranges" idea until someone convinces me that the drawback is something more than "rented guns are not as much fun to shoot"
it's going to be really annoying how i bring this up
― Z S, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
^ winner
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
oops, wrong thread
but maybe i should up the ante and post my brilliant idea HERE too, just to really be annoying
― Z S, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
"You and your shortcuts."this is a terrible cartoon.
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
"oops wrong thread" ftw
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I guess they didn't mean cross country literally."
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
"This is the last time I go off piste."
― I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
Green cactus is much harder than black diamond.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
"We shouldn't have dropped acid before hitting the slopes."
― I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Did you notice how much the sun is wobbling?"
― Vinnie, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Didn't I tell you: Waterskiing in the desert in winter is a fundamentally stupid idea??"
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't care where Canada is"
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
"next time we're definitely paying for the ski-lift"
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
"sacking my agent tomorrow, classy remake of the prisoner he said"
― r|t|c, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
"YA I FUCKING KNOW IT'S HOT, OK? I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S HOT, I KNOW YOU'RE THIRSTY, I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING, I AGREE WE'LL LIKELY DIE SOON"
― banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
ESTRAGON:Well, shall we go?VLADIMIR:Yes, let's go.[They do not move.]
― emil.y, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
^ Hoping to make that the new "Christ, what an arsehole", tbh.
I went with "Are we nearly there yet?"
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 December 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Just imagine how great it'll feel to sit down by the fire with a mug of hot chocolate."
― Øystein, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
^ pretty good tbh!
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 21 December 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Machine wrapped, with butter?""Machine wrapped, with butter."
― I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Friday, 21 December 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/01/07/p465/130107_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
"I got this job because my previous employer was In-N-Out Burger."
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
"'Shake-It-All-About's late for work again."
"My previous job was working as a musician and DJ. But it all went downhill when I decided to change my style and sound like Burial. Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Yeah, well, that was me..."
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
"Better Out than In."
"I always wondered what 'management style hair' meant. Turns out that it means 'not that angular'."
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
― emil.y, Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
When the boss leaves we can use my glasses to make that Dd a Dood
― "reading specialist" (Z S), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
how long before whoever is responsible for these cartoons starts just hawking phlegm onto a sheet of paper and folding it, rorschach style?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
If they're short of phlegm, then they could use obscure MS Office clip art.
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
Editor (to cartoonist): "You know, I really used to like that old 'Get Your War On' cartoon. Can you do something for our caption contest that looks similar?"
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
"You should get a pair of these new stereo Goggle Glass augmented reality gadgets. They make everything look like a crap New Yorker Caption Contest."
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S A LIVING
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
as the out box, it seems like my time would be more effectively used walking around and dispersing these documents rather than waiting here passively for someone to come pick them up but hey IT'S A LIVING
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
"The boss is très riches."
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
"My previous job was as a Nana Mouskouri impersonator."
― earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
i'm trying to earn enough money to buy eyes
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 3 January 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link