mammary intercourse

also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"

― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, December 17, 2012 12:34 PM (9 minutes ago) [IP: 68.84.78.15] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks for this. I will now be singing it for the REST OF MY LIFE.

IMO once you are touching breasts with your dick, you are in the suburbs of Tittyfucktown and might as well head into town for some shopping, if you know what I mean

― Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it cool to post TMI in the Excelsior thread cos i roffled hardcore?

also to answer the thread question, this is mostly fucking classic but obv only if both parties are into it

like having sex with bags of sand

kinda feel like there are more fun and/or sensual things to do with boobs than stick my dick between 'em.

god i love fucking bags of sand

well that's it. i'm off breasts forever.

http://bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Joaquin-Phoenix-gets-frisky-with-sand-lady-in-the-master-movie-bait.jpg

post here to get yr consensual sex acts approved by old lunch

Yeah, not actually disapproving of anyone's consensual sex acts. I heartily support anyone who wants a lit candle up their ass and I support just as heartily anyone who says that ain't their thing.

"Actual sex" is such a mediocre heteronormative phrase.

I should've probably said "sexual acts that all parties find enjoyable as opposed to sexual acts that seem strictly masturbatory and where one person is basically relegated to the role of one's right hand". But I'll totally cop to being a mediocre heteronormative dude in practice.

kinda feel like there are more fun and/or sensual things to do with boobs than stick my dick between 'em.

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, December 17, 2012 12:23 PM

This, in a bust-a-nutshell.

this is the ultimate good in theory, terrible in reality act
Actually kneeling over a woman thrusting is worse than if she does the work but they're both pretty terrible.

if boobs make contact with junk in the course of a blowjob, that's pretty awesome.

girl i dated years ago nixing this particular act: "what's in it for me?"

"you get a dick betwixt yr breasts!"

"and then i have to clean the bathroom...."

also I keep hearing Steve Winwood singing "MAMMARRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux))

mammaryyyyy
c on ts

now I have to trepan myself

this is mildly entertaining for like 2 minutes every decade but in orbit has made me very glad that nobody I've dated has been particularly into it

I am legitimately surprised that ppl weren't doing that to Steve Winwood already

also surprised ppl weren't singing "MAMMARYYYYYYYYYYY", heyo

mammaryyyyy
c on ts

whoa!

oh awesome my song as even more words now

also lol

i'm the same boner i used to be

and then a sax solo

wait i don't think there was a sax solo in valerie

tbh thinking of that ridiculous Eric Prydz song that is just a loop of the Winwood sample

x-post If there isn't there should be. There should always be a sax solo.

http://ajadante.ytmnd.com/

It's a synth sax solo. Which feels like perhaps the most appropriate music for c-ing on t's.

nah, bongos and flute.

Gourd shakers and digeridoo.

Two turntables and a microphone.

http://static.flickr.com/67/154891823_9642e13f22.jpg

ive done this before and while it wasnt unenjoyable i actually had the thought mid-tittyfuck that she could basically be reading the adventures of huckleberry finn on a kindle and it wouldnt impact the sex act at all and it wilted me a bit...breasts are born to be second banana like andy richter imo

Throwing a second banana into the equation makes this into a whole other act imo.

mammaryyyyy
c on ts

I was thinking "come on me" but I think yrs works better

Add me to "interesting in theory, boring in practice" group. The physical sensation in this isn't that great (at least not compared to many other types of acts), and the lack of any participation for the other party (well, I guess with big boobs and long dick you can do titfuck/bj combo, but that seems kinda uncomfortable for the woman) is a total turn-off, at least for me. It seems to me the main reason people do this that they get kicks for having, or their partner having, big breasts (since that's what's usually required for titfucking), which is okay I guess (who am I to judge what turns other people on?), but personally I can find better types enjoyment from boobs.

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Merry Christmas

Mammary Christmas!

2 men dislike. 0 women dislike.

Shout-out to the GGGs

I am a woman and I dislike mammary intercourse 0

(...in the Dan Savage sense, not necessarily the size sense.)

that clarification was indeed necessary