name the symptoms you have been having

btw - I am not over 60 as this list makes it appear

1. NAUSEA

pregnants again?

haha AGAIN

no, but i am worried cause i've been taking care of my sick BF all day, and he's been puking and crap. i thought he was just catching something i had earlier with different symptoms (a couple days ago i had sore throat, bad fever, runny nose, etc) but now i feel like this. i dont wanna puke!!!!

1. trustworthiness
2. loyalty
3. helpfulness
4. friendliness
5. courtesy
6. kindness
7. obedience
8. cheerfulness
9. thriftiness
10. bravery
11. cleanliness
12. reverence
13. camping gear

1. anxiety
2. nausea
3. interrupted sleep
4. acute paranoia
5. faintness of breath
6. dizziness
7. sweaty palms

f'real? I feel sorry for you, man.

loud barking cough, followed by bubbling sounds/feeling in my chest and throat

with the exception of interrupted sleep i think everything i listed is considered a harmful side effect of marijuana smoke.

we should worry about unregistered. he seems to be turning into a puppy carrying camping gear.

lol camping gear

1. the middle finger on my right hand is swollen

or swOle

a puppy carrying camping gear

this is the most perfect definition of a Boy Scout ever written.

it was "bravery" that made me think u were a puppy

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7991/btbp.jpg

sw0le middle finger could be (guessing) an infection of sorts, unless you suffered some kind of trauma (hammer hit?) that I don't know about.

not swOle anymore. i wonder what happened.

you stopped giving people the bird

probably leeched of foul humors in the nite

symptoms:

01 hungry
02 hungry
03 hungry
04 ?????

1. waking up early, even on weekends

i always feel so virtuous when i wake up earlier than i absolutely have to

so maybe its a symptom of u living a virtuous lyfe

can role w/ this theory maybe.
it is just so unlike me!

just learned that that is a symptom of a rare prion disease, tza, i'm so sorry :(

what a disaster for my circadian rhythms!

no hangovers after drinking a lot the night before

weird i have the symptom of waking up unusually late all the time lately :/

maybe we switched!

i really think i must have some horrible disease that the lack of hangovers are a symptom of - please tell me what malady this is

tuberculosis

alcoholism??

xp - damn i'm gonna turn into a potato, and it's not like all i drink is vodka ...

alcholica

another symptom i have been having is craving pizza :(

shit yeah. I have to go to work today, and i'm actually vaguely looking forward to it because there's a good pizza place across the street.

greasy lips
belly full of cheeseburger
buffalo wing sauce in cuticles

current symptom is jealousy

sarahel that malady of no hangovers is called being 18

i'm almost 35.

almost double 18!!!!!!

No exactly the opposite, I think? They get worse when I have too much wheat in a row, whereas if I've stayed off it for a while, I can cheat here and there. (I hate using the word "cheat" there but wth I can't be bothered to make up new nomenclature right now.)

The damage I did to my ankles 10-15 years ago during a bout of hypomania-induced compulsive running is acting up, so I'm in a bit of pain right now.

it turns out i might have a small fracture, so good thing i listened to ilx's two doctors and got it checked out.

yikes! hopefully small enough that they can get it fixed up quickly.

my stomach feels regretful and my ankle feels conflicted

bilateral joint pain in hips
" in ankles
" in shoulders
tingling scalp
sensitivity to sun
fatigue

Achey breaky heart and violent diarrhea

i have a really large bruise type of thing on my lower inner thigh - it's about 5 x 3", but doesn't hurt and it looks deep, it's not near the top of the skin like a normal bruise. i had this once before, about 10 years ago but it was on my outer thigh. back then, the dr just checked my platelets i think, and everything was normal so that was that.

chilly butt

cold knees

trembling hands
neck pain
bitchy opinions about pre-1935 movies known only to specialists