how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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yr extreme enthusiasm means i am going to see what i can do to contaminate yr country

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

are you coming in december?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

o awz robyn

more updates http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/08/dining/08mang.html

sounds like they were here in august

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

ohman i want to come to nyc in december! esp now hearing that major stars are playing on the 8th. but i think i just have to not :( i defend my thesis on the 13th (yaay) so really really should be studying up for that. nyc in december is so awesome tho

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

until you go above 14th street

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i went past 14th street once last time - it was weird
thought also abt going to galleries but did not. the park is above 14th though! i like the park. i want more brooklyn etc hanging out. oh nyc.

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Extra bike always at your service.

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I need to attempt to recover my bike :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i ate 2 more, total: 8

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i am pretty impressed by that

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

How is stomach?

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

v strong devours all never complains

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

How to recognize

satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms

clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

500+ future eaten satsumas whoa

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Britain is one year ahead.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Also I have had two beers and am writing paper for publication in 2008 and my mind is weeping.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

clementines are better tho

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i have only eaten half a v small apple, 4 fresh dates and a v small tomato, fruitwise, and i don't even call tomatoes fruit so that doesn't really count
i gotta up my game
for 2008

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I may start satsumas.xls for 2008.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

actually that is retarded

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

hah

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

wait what abt a thread?

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I clipped about 60 satsumas from my aunt jewell's tree last week
shook down about three dozen pecans, too
and held a grasshopper in my hand who was as long as my index finger

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, can I visit?

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

How many poops have you guys done today?

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i ate 4 apples (fuji)

elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry I killed your thread with poop-chat, jhoshea.

You and I should see you can eat the most citrus in 2008, you or I.

caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link

or you

jergïns, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:43 (sixteen years ago) link

u never no

caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i had 3 today. only thing i like about the holiday season are clementines.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link

they sell mangosteen powder at the veg market across the street from me. i'm sure this is -9874398w74645 times as good as the real thing

bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

ch0wh0und has some mangosteen obsessives. they occasionally post alert threads to let others know that smuggled fruits are available in chinatown somewhere. if you really want them, it would probably be worth checking searching the manhattan board during mangosteen season.

lauren, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link

ok thx 4 the tip!

ceka - challenge accepted!

clementine total today: 0

jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Today: three satsumas so far

caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Only 2, I finished off the crate this morning. I probably ate 10 yesterday.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

2.

caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

yesterday 2 clementines
lined up for today 2 clementines

dmr, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone want to bring me some

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

2

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

so far this season: 1 crate, 2 bags.

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

4
if i eat enough can i ward off the flu?

bell_labs, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link

satsuma season pretty much over in Europe ;_;

caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

also, bell_labs, you may rely on it

caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i haven't had any yet this year :(

gbx, Sunday, 13 January 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i got 4lbs at fairway this afternoon. i'll be surprised if they make it past wednesday.

lauren, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

the california cuties clementines logo is ridiculously.... cute

http://www.sunpacific.com/images/clementines.gif

jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://nedraggett.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/a-quick-word-about-minneolas/

caek, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

i had a blood orange today

bell_labs, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

little buddies™

https://oppy.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fsn_full/notes/Clementines%20July%202015.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 15 September 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LvTNxZs.jpg

suite from the love for three oranges

mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

beautiful

lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

citrus is the best kind of fruit

marcos, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

what do y'all think of sumos

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

top level citrus imho

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

yes truly

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

One yesterday. One today. One tomorrow?

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

that's lightweight sumo

clouds, Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

two
we are back in business!

alomar lines, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link


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