Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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My wife thought Mike Piazza was hot until he went to the Mets, then he was dog food.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 14 May 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Re Kyle Farnsworth's new scruff -- he CAN get hotter!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

well, someone thinks shawn estes is pretty cute...

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_news.jsp?ymd=20040608&content_id=765815&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp

higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

that whole thing reminds of the first exchange b/w humphrey bogart and lauren bacall's sister in the big sleep.

am i wrong here?

higgins, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link


So you're comparing an ump to Martha Vickers? "Yer cute."

Unlike Farnsy's untended stubble, Shawn doesn't need to be messin' that sweet babyface up with a vandyke.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

'we named the dog shea'

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"starting to think"

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Bill Mueller.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

BIG PAPI

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

And sweatpants!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"Harden"

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/FLTD10203291727@news.ap.org.jpg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
stupid stupid people.
AdAM EVErEtt is the all time BEST looking player.
DUHHHH

lAUrEl ANNE dOWNS (GoDdAMN GOrGEOUS), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

for maura:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

so modest!


Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The Cub pitching staff should've had time to open a gallery by now.

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Delgado needs facial hair stat.

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...


http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...
one year passes...

Also lol @ you posting Tanner Houck above

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:07 (three weeks ago) link

there is a kind of lazy virility to him idk what to tell you if you don't see it

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:11 (three weeks ago) link

Oh I don’t disagree he’s just such a goofy personality it offsets it a little

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:28 (three weeks ago) link

goofy because he doesn't gaf, even hotter!

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (three weeks ago) link

plus his name's "tanner houck" ffs

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:40 (three weeks ago) link

Tanner Houck has a 3D mold of his fractured face on a chain pic.twitter.com/ml7gkQNyIc

— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) August 28, 2023

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:47 (three weeks ago) link

that’s a little bit more goth than i was expecting him to go

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 22:50 (three weeks ago) link

where does the last letter sit 👀

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (three weeks ago) link

🤨

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (three weeks ago) link

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (two weeks ago) link


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