What motorcycle did Jesus ride (er, to church)? "The sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land"
― S-, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. Why do people call Richard Dawkins a wanker? A. Because he's often seen bashing the bishop(s)!
(Richard Dawkins is a prominent critic of religion)
― banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What did Martin Poother (Martin Luther) nail to the door of Castle Church? A. His Ninety-Five Feces (Ninety-Five Theses)!
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What is a church's favorite Australian rock group? A. The Church (The Church is an Australian rock group)!
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call a Serbian footballer who develops a nasty rash while praying in a church? A. Aleksandar "Saša" Ćurčić! (church-itch)
― MPx4A, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link
oh god...
― usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
these aren't jokes at all...
― usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Why did The Church's fence fall down? Because there weren't enough posts to sustain it
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
What the favourite condiment of Republican churchgoers?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
― Thomas, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 9:29 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link
can the church be renamed the graveyard cuz RIP
― deej, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder why the 38 people that voted for this board aren't here now, sustaining it with a rich tapestry of posts that reflect their varied, completely different personalities
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call it when Roman Flügel interrupts a sermon to talk about how good he is at making dance music? A. Altar Ego!
― haitch, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
-- MPx4A, 09 July 2008 08:44 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
church holidays?
― darraghmac, Monday, 21 July 2008 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link
-- MPx4A, Monday, 23 June 2008 11:26 (1 month ago) Link
He better read from this though!
― mehlt, Sunday, 17 August 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
there was once a parish... no, fuck it, it's gone.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 28 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link