― lemin (lemin), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link
POSSIBLE PLOT TWIST
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0784011184.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― heywood jablomi (heywood), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― stephen morris (stephen morris), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link
He's going to the closet to, you know, clean it out.
― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link
GOD I HOPE THIS IS THE TWIST OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HOPE THIS IS THE TWIST
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Akashi_Gidayu_writing_his_death_poem_before_comitting_Seppuku.jpg
― Bummer, Friday, 13 May 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link
https://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=287OR5RALT2OA1QK17BST4I3FY
― the R. LOVES U!, Friday, 13 May 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― maura (maura), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link
then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says:
"hello"
[muffled, on the other end of the phone]: "hello"
"baby"
[muffled, on the other end of the phone]: [unintelligible]
"turn the car around"
[muffled, on the other end of the phone]: "what's goin' on?"
"listen, I just need for you to get right back here now"
CLICK
he looks at me and says "well, since we're all comin' out the closetI'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted"she said "what do you mean?"he said "just wait and see"I said "somebody better talk to see"and then his phone ringshe picks up, and somebody says "honey, I'm downstairs"and he's like "I'll buzz you upI'm on the fifth floor, honey, take the stairs"and I'm like "who is this mystery ladythat you're talking to?"he says "in time you both will know the shocking truthbaby, this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time"and I said "yo, I'm'a shoot you bothif you don't say what's on your mind"he says "wait, I hear somebody comin' up the stairs"and I'm lookin' at the doorhe says "I think you better sit down in a chair"I says "I'm gonna count to four"
"ONE"
he says "mister, wait!"
"TWO"
she says "please don't shoot!"
"THREE"
he says "don't shoot me!"
"FOUR"
SHE SCREAMS
THEN I KNOCK ON THE DOOR
THE GUN'S IN MY HAND
HE OPENS THE DOOR
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S A MAN
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link
that must have been one hell of a let down / mindfuck.
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost "Estranged" was easily the best song/video out of the three!!!)
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Um...?
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
the first five chapters of this are legit classic. the rest a bit less so
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
and by "a bit" i mean "a lot," yet i still kinda wanna watch these new ones even if i could barely finish the later ones
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
i think the whole thing was starting to come off the rails even by chapter 4 or 5, but it was a fun few weeks there
― The Doc Morbama (some dude), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
i transcribed the lorem ipsum from his little book.
"Textual texting for verbose placement of words. Blah blaeh blah. Crazy ass shit. In a series of uncommon events that involved several good men and women from the greater chicagoland area, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Stream of consciousness. Typing. Man, I could really use a good sandwich right now. Or some spaghetti. That shit that Joey was eating in chapter 21 looked pretty damn good."
trapped in the closet remains a good time
― fennel cartwright, Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
still got it
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimderogatis/parents-told-police-r-kelly-is-keeping-women-in-a-cult
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link
I read that earlier... this is absolutely fucking insane.
― Matt DC, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
Does the same link need to be pasted on every R.Kelly thread tho
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link
I assume it is for the sake of removing any possible shred of doubt people might have about how fucked up R. Kelly is
I mean, if this is how some R. Kelly fans think:
“In the back of our minds, we were thinking (my daughter) could be around him if I was with her,” J. said. “It didn’t really hit home. Even with the Aaliyah situation, now that I think about it, ‘Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number’ ... but you don’t think about that. You grew up with the song, and you like the song.”
then maybe they need to be spoonfed this info
― korla pundit (crüt), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
I have actual work I need to get done and I think the point (which I have been making on this board in some fashion over the past 17 years) has been made.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
I think it's good that no R. Kelly thread activity is going to be able to go on credibly unaware of this.
― albvivertine, Monday, 17 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link