Best rap lyrics hands down

"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"
--'I Hate 2 Brag', Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq Diesel.

-- Herzog Zwei (crowleftofthemoide...), April 27th, 2004.

c'mon, nothing can top that. nothing.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I would have been happy to have seen the thread locked immediately ater the first post.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 September 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

put a dish on your roof and grab the transmission
get positioned
pull a wish out your magical bag of tricks this year
and get there
a positive message from the ones who know what's up from down and won't be found
by those seeking and sneaking and weakening the fortress
sheep so deep in the distance
that there is no resistance
yet able to swing the fable like Gable and finagle
disciples of the times-table
broke it down and kick with the g-force
to keep ya back while exploiting the resource of hi-tech
to achieve the goal and top control and rock 'n roll on down to the bijou
and catch a sneak preview
and with that, disciples would leave you

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I kept feedin' her money til her shit started to make sense (cents).

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Put me anywhere on God's green earth/I'll triple my worth, muthaFUCKA!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm zoned up and seein' double
And plus the shit I'm seein' is already double
So that's like four you motherfuckers

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep my nails done; I speak well;
I'm watching my cholesterol.
I live on a body of water,
Enjoy drinking alcohol.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 30 June 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

put a dish on your roof and grab the transmission
get positioned
pull a wish out your magical bag of tricks this year
and get there
a positive message from the ones who know what's up from down and won't be found
by those seeking and sneaking and weakening the fortress
sheep so deep in the distance
that there is no resistance
yet able to swing the fable like Gable and finagle
disciples of the times-table
broke it down and kick with the g-force
to keep ya back while exploiting the resource of hi-tech
to achieve the goal and top control and rock 'n roll on down to the bijou
and catch a sneak preview
and with that, disciples would leave you

-- gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link

is this a gabbneb original?? o_O

― and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I got my helmet on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 24 March 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

"I seen you eating Mickey D's knew you ain't love yourself
I'm up in Trader Joe's shopping cart full of health"

junglepussy, "Nah"

― kolakube (Ross), Monday, 8 January 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link