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We should all post our ages as part of our posts from now on. It will clear up a number of things.

― Andy K, 65 (Andy K), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

Why'd you want to know my age Jon?

I thought you already knew?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

Rusted Root, up to their last album at least, was still on Island/Def Jam, who does throw around a bit of money (no one throws a party like they do), so there you go. And Clive Davis/J/BMG is notorious for fucking up the promotion strategy of rock bands and/or A&Ring them poorly in the first place, so that's actually another strike against Maroon 5. Most of these development deals work like this: the baby label works the band until they sell x number of records (usually 25K-50K) and then the major steps in with their marketing muscle.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

This explains a lot!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

My age?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Yes!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

What does it explain?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

well if we're gonna compare "Semi-Charmed Life" to "Harder To Breathe," I sure fuckin' hope that Maroon 5 don't last as long as 3EB. And frankly, judging by that damn american dreams thing and his Vanessa Carlton jazz, I don't think Stephan Jenkins is going away anytime soon. I actually found what I heard off Out Of The Vein pleasantly mellow compared to the overproduced Blue.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

The label specializes in developing lifestyle-oriented alternative and rock artists.

What on earth does this mean?

― jazz odysseus, Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

Pot. Lots of it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

I think it has something to do with Friends.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

Regarding their slow and steady rise to stardom, "Harder To Breathe" was being played on WLIR in Long Island around Spring of 2002, and I don't think it got picked up by pop radio until Fall 2003.

― billstevejim, Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

To put them into context with 3EB, I'm pretty sure "Semi-Charmed Life" became a hit immediately upon its release.

― billstevejim, Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

I like "Graduate" more though.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

Come on. They're touring with John Mayer. You've got to take them seriously. Heh.

― Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

They are?

OMG!!

That's awful!! I dislike them even more!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

Early copies of Maroon 5's album came w/ wee stickers with praise from John Mayer

Hahaha...is that true? I can't think of a more sure-fire way to actively discourage me from buying a CD.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

I saw these guys hanging out at a bar. I only noticed them because they had some very attractive women near them - that won't last.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

OK, OK, I promise not to do this again, considering this is the second time I've linked myself, but considering that many John Mayer fans are on this site, you may enjoy this interview (especially the porn part):
http://www.michaeldeeds.com/cgi-bin/getPage?features/johnmayer.html

― Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

It´s not like back in Journey days when they put the band name on the front of the bus and the girls come on in roller skates.

You know, I mill the drug. I don´t use the drug.

I have this feeling Ryan Adams wishes he was John Mayer now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

I saw this on VH1 this morning too! It was during their countdown show. It made my head spin a bit too, but I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. It's all just a bunch of flacks and hacks shooting off sound-bites while the music plays, so it's to be expected.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

They are on SNL tonight, by the way. With host X-Tina. Why they didn't just have her be the musical guest a la Justin and Britney is beyond me.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

Oh God.

What song will they play?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

evidently they wanted to create the rare scenario where I actually am inspired to say "why don't they just let Christina sing?"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

Could just watch MadTV instead.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

why is xtina hosting and not singing? that makes no sense

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

I think Xtina may have been the one to decide not to sing - she might want to show a new side of herself, or whatever. It's probably a career move sort of thing.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

I am surprised at a lot of the comparisons to Third Eye Blind, John Mayer, etc. on the board here. I don't here anything but a Jamiroquoi (sp?) knock off, which is to say, another band that desperately wants to sound like Stevie Wonder. And really, they are not awful. Not inspired, certainly, and I wouldn't pay to hear, but it's at least fun.

― Scott, Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

here anything

uhhh

hear anything, rather.

― Scott, Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

don't here anything but a Jamiroquoi (sp?) knock off

They don't commit that much, the vocals a little bit. Possibly the dreaded Jam. meets John Mayer.

Early copies of Maroon 5's album came w/ wee stickers with praise from John Mayer

Hahaha...is that true? I can't think of a more sure-fire way to actively discourage me from buying a CD.

This type of thing happens all the time - I've seen 'indie' albums praised by the likes of that dude from 3 Doors Down and that dude from Creed. etc. And as Alexn'NYC this allows me to save time by immediately throwing said CDs into the I will never listen to this so long as I live and don't get a bad case of amnesia which would make me forget any music knowledge I might otherwise have accumulated pile.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

Haha, well ironically, Alex, if you didn't start this thread, I never would have heard of them. Now I do.

This is how The Strokes got popular, now.. remember, folks.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago) link

I heard the Maroon 5 all went to prep school and their daddies got them their record contract, but I don't care because they are so dreamy.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

we should just have all-purpose Coppola family punch cards that we can use for interchangeable events including Spike Jonze flicks, 'cause he'll always be one of the family, y'know

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

John Mayer!!!!!!! that'd make me run far away...wait, they ARE dreamy! no wonder you can only see their video AFTER HOURS

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

I'd like to note that I've recently realized that I too hate John Mayer. Oh he may spout the occasional witticism, but far too often the radio I've heard shit that might not even be him, but sounds like shitty John Mayer. He's dangerous.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

The stuff that sounds like John Mayer is Jack Johnson.

So many times I've gotten those two confused.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

Ben Stiller deserves to be mentioned as an asshole for his role in the new Jack Johnson video as well.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

That dude from Third Eye Blind looks hideous now...a bloated coke whore who just got beat up by his pimp or summat. We can only pray the same happens to Mayernnaise

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 22 February 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Maroon 5 were on Saturday Night Live tonight, which I happened to be watching for the first time in eons, because my wife said she'd heard the show had been funny lately.

1) Maroon 5 were about as forgettable a band as has ever existed, and

2) SNL's humor comes from the rare moments it veers off formula, which isn't often. The female stars on the show SUCK, and the men aren't much better.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:36 (twenty years ago) link

Tonight's SNL was great, what are you talking about? "Jesus horses"! I made a snack during Maroon 5's set.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 22 February 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago) link

Tonights SNL made me so sad. All of the skits went on for a million years, and when Amy Poehler came on screen I kept saying "God Amy, look what theyve got you doing. Why cant they use your genius to its fullest ability and just let you write the entire show?!"

That one Maroon 5 song, the new single "This love" is actually, surprisingly good. His voice is really good and the song is super catchy, and R&B based and just sounds like a great pop-rock song.

― David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 22 February 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago) link

Christina was pretty good, though most of the skits were very weak (this has been a bad year for SNL, in spite of having some genuinely talented performers in the cast). Christina did a really, really good impression of Samantha from Sex In The City, which was kind of surprising because it had never occurred to me how distinctive Kim Catrall's speech patterns were to begin with.

Everything Will Forte did was very funny, but that's not shocking. That guy needs to step up and take over the show, Ferrell-style.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

David, you're right about Amy - she's under-utilized, even when she's in five or six sketches in one episode.

Amy Poehler, Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Tina Fey, Chris Parnell, and Seth Meyers can all be really great when they are allowed to shine.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

SNL inspires me to be all Ian MacKaye: "are their good moments in recent SNL's? sometimes. but it's really not worth the pain of finding out. There's power in saying no."

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

I actually like most of the women on the show. I think this cast is pretty strong, esp. because they seem to be ceding notalent Jimmy Hotboy's time to more talented guys like Will Forte and Seth Meyers....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Maroon 5's first song genuinely reminded me of Supertramp, which is odd because I think it might be the first band to ever evoke 'Trampiness in that way.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

To Maroon 5: Wide Mouth Mason would like their sound back (though they're not sure why)

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Last Night's SNL was the poorest I've ever seen it. Raise your standards, Sundar.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

I've been watching this whole season, and I've got to say that last night's episode was middling in the context of this season so far. There have been much, much, much, MUCH worse episodes. The Jennifer Anniston episode from a few weeks back was probably the worst episode of SNL in seven or eight years, and the Halle Berry one was almost as awful.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Sunday, 22 February 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

Halle's was terrible...Timberlake's was great though! I like teen pop idols as SNL hosts.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 22 February 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

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xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.

― circa1916, Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

tell me my display name isn't poetry

― i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link

OP seems p ironic at this point.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link

this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”

look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried
— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022

especially this part

Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.
— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away
— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.
— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 September 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link

OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...

https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks

― mr.raffles, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link

Syphilis hasn't killed him yet?!

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

My favorite messageboard sucks.

― peace, man, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link

I seriously doubt that Maroon 5 are Anyone's Favourite Band.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link

I remember this thread, great revive

The 13-year-old poster from early on is probably now 31

― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

People who say "I wish I'd been wrong" ?

― Mark G, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

cheeky lad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKi8f_bddfc

― slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 October 2023 18:55 (six months ago) link

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