ELI MANNING: UNSTOPPABLE

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yeah, truly one of the more peculiar celeb endorsements.

j.q higgins, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

polyphonic, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i2.tinypic.com/8g598k3.jpg

jhøshea, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://i14.tinypic.com/8ek37dt.jpg

jhøshea, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

beautiful

J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

A+++

HI DERE, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

a winner is you

forksclovetofu, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol beautiful

what is the origin of bugeyes broad, is this a meme i missed

cankles, Monday, 31 December 2007 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

its chelsea clinton i found her while looking for pats pix on yahoo last night

jhøshea, Monday, 31 December 2007 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Monday, 31 December 2007 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

what does that have to do w/ anything

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:47 (nine years ago) link

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/Rush23Hester/zl2djn.gif

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 18:56 (nine years ago) link

that's more like it.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:03 (nine years ago) link

ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:09 (nine years ago) link

God, it looks so much worse in slow-mo.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:17 (nine years ago) link

I love the flying-thru-the-air helmet

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:35 (nine years ago) link

haha! I posted the wrong video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumqBtYrb3M

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:09 (nine years ago) link

the prior was meant to go to ws btw

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:09 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

aw!

horseshoe, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:36 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

*dies*

Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:15 (eight years ago) link

Omg omg...cant type...laughing too hard

HAHAHAHAHA

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/fa477dab.jpg

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 06:02 (eight years ago) link

sportsdome is consistently awesome

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:21 (eight years ago) link

Some times the Onion does succeed in taking it up a notch.

earlnash, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:35 (eight years ago) link

oh my god. who wrote this, i want to drink beers with this person

beau comme tout, pierrot de foot!

ELI DEVIENT A LA FOIS RIDICULE ET CHAMPION

ahahahaha so great

this is bothering me though, i don't think you really use "devenir" in that way, it feels like an awkward anglophone construction?

daria-g, Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah imo they have an english speaker writing these, lotsa mistakes, if it was idiomatic it would be even better

i realize it's absurd saying this

daria-g, Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:36 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-znHzHafMlQ

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:00 (eight years ago) link

maybe the only good thing to come out of the lockout.
i love that eli is working so hard to act butch

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:10 (eight years ago) link

i demand the schef's input on this important development

horseshoe, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:15 (eight years ago) link

Peyton Manning Productions Script Meeting

i believe the buddy cop film has already been discussed BUT we specified plz no eli appearances

daria-g, Friday, 24 June 2011 03:08 (eight years ago) link

Personal Fowl II: Onside Chick

― browngenius (brownie), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:47 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 03:11 (eight years ago) link

^_______^

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 June 2011 03:29 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

lol

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:14 (seven years ago) link

what the

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:15 (seven years ago) link

waht is even happening

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:42 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ptBmI.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:51 (six years ago) link

hahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:02 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

when did tim and eric take over the entire world

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:10 (six years ago) link

holy fuck i couldn't watch it with the sound on and then i just couldn't watch it at all. holy fuck.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:31 (six years ago) link

yyyyyep

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 01:26 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
eight months pass...

not too bad. would like to see george dub bush's take.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:22 (five years ago) link

Scene I figure happens in advertising companies.

"I got the famous quarterback Manning for the Duncan ads"

"You got Peyton Manning?!"

"No, I got Eli."

"Eh...well, I guess he will do"

earlnash, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:07 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOWbX_IEAABP6m.png

mookieproof, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:11 (five years ago) link

okay, that's it; bring back Jared Lorenzen

http://i.imgur.com/o0NmYIi.png

lag∞n, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:14 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOa6-HIgAAiX8-.png

polyphonic, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:14 (five years ago) link

ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE

Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:15 (five years ago) link

lol i made that same joke 4 years ago

ELI MANNING: STOPPABLE

― Mordy, Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:09 PM (4 years ago)

Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:17 (five years ago) link

"joke"

Mordy, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:17 (five years ago) link

http://goo.gl/U1PcsW

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:46 (five years ago) link

sigh.
http://goo.gl/U1PcsW

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:47 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that's how eli dresses to go to the movies. i believe this pic was taken on his way into TMNT

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 11:27 (five years ago) link

three months pass...
four months pass...
three months pass...
two years pass...

:(

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 21:13 (one year ago) link

when u dgaf about giants and see ppl freaking about eli and check twitters to see if he harrassed someone.

correlated noise of conformity (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:30 (one year ago) link

unstoppable after all

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:16 (one year ago) link


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