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Elf porn. lots and lots of elf porn.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

it is no secret why you are married.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i used to read this comic called elfquest when i was a kid. sexy elves! written and drawn by richard & wendi pini!! can you imagine making sexy elf comics for a living AND your name is Pini??!!

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i had the first 3 books noizedude!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

my ex used to have sex dreams that involved me being an elf. scary.

Holly (an appletross), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

that is scary, holly. and good grounds for ex-dom.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

scott,

what is your age?

g!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i am 35 going on 36. i am getting old. but i'm still noizy!

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i once dressed up like an elf and then had sex.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

hey me too!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost? you make the call.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

roffle

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost or XXXpost?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

and i still get carded! which is either creepy or cool. i dunno. i don't think i will end up looking like an old elf. but i am youthful in appearance.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/bloomps.jpg

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link


"i once dressed up like an elf and then had sex."

is this creepy or cool? i can't decide. maybe crazysexycool. or creepysexywtf?

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

If I dream about you and bloomps dressed as elves tonight i'm suing.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

exactly.

(again: xpost? or not? hmmm.)

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

or maybe i'll credit your paypal account, who knows?

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

No way, gygax!, you're an oldster? I had no idea. I mean, I know they call you 1992gax!, but I figured you were probably more like my age or something.

Scott,

Were you joking on that 'drummer' thread when you asked if anybody really liked Charlie Watts? You were just testing people, right?

Love,
Roy

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

elf sex not cool

Holly (an appletross), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

yaw. i am 32, i meant getting old but still noizy.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't love Charlie Watts. I certainly don't hate Charlie Watts. I always kinda wondered what the stonez woulda sounded like with a wildman behind them. I just wondered if other people LOVED him. Cuz I never really thought that he inspired love. Respect, etc, sure, but love? i'm more of a viv prince/skip allan kinda guy.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott,

Should I move to TEH MARHTA'S VINEYARD? Sounds nice.

Adam

Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno, I mean, he's there forever, you know. He will always be a part of those songs, so it's kinda hard to judge him in a way. it's hard to think of anyone else being there. Like Der Ringo.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I can confirm the "gygax old" rumours.

Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

what about the "adam british" rumoRs?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

adaml, is your brother starting them?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

TEH MATHAS VINYAHD is cool, i guess. i am still in culture-shock after living in Smelladelphia for 15 years. There are a LOT of bugs. And LOTS of fisher doodz who look constantly hungover. and LOTS of rich people. But boy does it get quiet in the winter. you gotta have a strong inner-life, strong whiskey, and a stong internet/cable hookup to make it thru the winter. Awfully pretty here though. NO TAI FOOD is a big dud though. Or any of that kinda good stuff. Lots of Taylors & Simons though.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I do not know what "y'all" are talkin' bout.

xpost
Are there movie theaters?

Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

to have strong inner-life you must constrict anus fifty times the daily

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott,

Why is it that i'm sitting at home alone in front of the computer drinking week old sangria with sappy country on the record player and Lost on mute on the tv?

Yours,
jason

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax, why klesko break heart?


Scott, I can honestly say I love Charlie Watts. he is a big hero of mine. In fact, I was just thinking to myself how much I loved him last Friday, when I listened to Goats Head Soup for the first time in about a year or so. Listen to his performance on "Star Star"; it's pure Charlie. He starts with the hi-hat real tight, then he opens it up on the subsequent verses, then, by the outro, he's really fucking bashing those crash cymbals. Listen to him on the fadeout of that track. He's just one of those guys that has an instantly recognizable musical personality. He inspires teh luv.

*sigh* my hero

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

(what happened to Klesko? i got up for a sec)

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott,

can you ask ally who made that Bloomps picture. they are my hero.

jason

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I am still hungover.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/news/01/02/images/jeopardy.jpg

"ooooh, i'm sorry joel, but that needs to be presented in the form of a question"

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

gyg!, he bashed a solo shot

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

(no no, that was richie aurilia!)

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

oh shit, you're right. I got my facial hair mixed-up.

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

someone needs to photoshop joel's head on that jeopardy guy

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i dunno who made that bloomps picture, they stole tombot's idea and made it teh funny photo

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link


"Are there movie theaters?"

Yes! although a couple of them close down in the winter. But they have cool old-tymey ones like in the olden days. they are nice.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaxon, I dunno. Maybe that is where your heart is at tonight. If all else fails there is always:

www.indienudes.com/

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

here's a question for Scott: why won't Alex Trebek grow the moustache again?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Charlie is cool, RWH! One of my fondest memories was when I was taking the bus to work in the morning in Philly and it stopped for a second and I looked out the window and there was Charlie, impeccably dressed, staring into an art gallery window. He looked so peaceful. Then a day later I went to JFK Stadium and watched him rock out with the gang and they were smokin'. This would have been late 80's/early 90's. it's all a blur. when they had the big inflatable women.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a mystery, hstencil. the old ladies loooooooved the stache. not since matt lauer's ill-fated buzz-cut has the world been so baffled. maybe he didn't want people to treat him like a sex-object anymore.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i must go to bed to dream of elvish bloomps.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/joel.jpg

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 30 September 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

funniest thread on noise board ever.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 30 September 2004 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Confessions of the Game Doctor by Bill Kunkel (#130067942411)

i met and interviewed kunkel once, he is a motherfucking character and a half, really fun to talk to.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 27 September 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Scott, why are you so awesome on your birthday?

Maria :D, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ LEGIT QUESTION

river wolf, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link

scott my dad is blown away that someone knows who the hook is.

chaki, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 06:48 (sixteen years ago) link

"Scott, why are you so awesome on your birthday?"

it helps to have a great sexy partner in krime.

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey Scott

I was looking at a record by National Health, i think it's their first album..some kinda jazzy/proggy thing...are they good?? (it was $7 looked in decent shape)

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Scott where is your ebay FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE thread. I would much like to read that again.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 October 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't think national health were that great. it's been so long since i've heard one. probably worth five bucks anyway. i know i had one at one time years ago.

i don't remember the title of that ebay thread. this is my favorite ebay listing at the moment:

http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-BEATLES-RARE-78-RPM-MADE-IN-INDIA-RECORD-VINYL_W0QQitemZ120166893904QQihZ002QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the guy just keeps going and going and going and going and...well, you'll see.

scott seward, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hey scott.
i almost bought you a copy of the first happy & artie traum record when i was in RI over the weekend, but i didn't have enough cash on me to get that AND the other crap i was getting. like a rosalie sorrels LP with a full band! i haven't listened to that yet. it was $4.

ian, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

scott tell me what your favorite dollar bin R&B record is 1975-1985

deej, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

rosalie iz my hero.

i didn't see this thread revive.

deej, there are so many. i could never pick one. sheesh. i'll give you a tip just in case you don't own them though: mid-70's temptations records are so hot. or i love them anyway. who the hell even knows who was in the group by then. anyway, *a song for you*, *house party*, and *wings of love* are records that i always play. and they are total dollar records. and everyone needs every shalamar record. and lots of fatback albums. and there are a lot of fatback albums. i love fatback. oh it's endless. if it looks funky and it's from the 70's and it's a dollar and it's in decent shape and you've never heard it, BUY IT. that's my motto.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 November 2007 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

scott i just saw a metal band called 3 inches of blood. they were so fucking amazing.

chaki, Friday, 2 November 2007 08:19 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

hey scott where is that thread where you posted your friend's paintings including one w/ the phillies phanatic?

gr8080, Monday, 11 August 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

you can find his stuff here:

http://www.lancevaughan.com/images/drawings/large/dirtyfilthy.jpg

http://www.lancevaughan.com/

and his other site, kindertrauma is here:

http://www.kindertrauma.com/

scott seward, Monday, 11 August 2008 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

scott i finally met stinky steve
he was out front of other music trying to sell them crap
i looked into his oldsmobile and he tried to sell me some crappy can boot for $30
i declined

sanskrit, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

thanks scott!

btw, do you have access to Curtis's Borad aka 77?

if not, it is a tremendous oversight and we would enjoy your presence immediately.

gr8080, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

"scott i finally met stinky steve"

yay!

"btw, do you have access to Curtis's Borad aka 77?"

i dunno what that is.

scott seward, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

scott email me what email address you log into ILX with: gr8080 @ gmail

gr8080, Sunday, 31 August 2008 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link

hay scott, i listened to your (recent? third?) mix for hotheads on the way to work today. it ruled. i do not have a question.

caek, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Daer Scott Seward,

A track came up in my shuffle and I thought of you because you seem to be the right person to go to about this Nuggets-y sort of question.

Here's the track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZVmRpXtRyI

(the first track btw)

From what I gather this track was released in 1967, at a time when garage rock was in a significant decline in the US. But this band, Singapore's THE QUESTS, seem to have a certain edge, whether it's the drippy in-your-face Peter Gunn guitar or the drummer who favors his floor tom, that seems to come across as pretty "wild".

Was this sound captured on this track a stylistic anomaly or pretty par for the course for global party cover bands? Like, were the Quests channeling what was happening in, say, Detroit at the time? Do you see what I'm getting at here (dare I use the P-word)?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 June 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

hey scott seward have you heard the god particles

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10385675.stm

Milton Parker, Friday, 25 June 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Was this sound captured on this track a stylistic anomaly or pretty par for the course for global party cover bands?"

pretty much par for the course! garage rock got to asia a little bit later and it isn't uncommon to hear mid 60's dance/garage/surf rave-ups even into the early 70's in some countries. have you heard the cambodian rocks comps? a lot of that stuff is late 60's. a lot of it very surf-influenced. the ventures were gods in asia. first in japan, but then all over. they had a huge influence on non-western rock back then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NdixY9WmkA&feature=related

scott seward, Friday, 25 June 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"hey scott seward have you heard the god particles"

no, i haven't! and now i think a lot of experimental sound artists are gonna have to go find new hobbies!

scott seward, Friday, 25 June 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

milton, have you heard my friend craig's sun boxes? very cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpr36qWg9J0

scott seward, Friday, 25 June 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm wondering if another mix you put up here is still available? It was all old stuff starting off with a song called Flop Top Beer and has the MacGuire Sisters, Loz Welk and so on. I loved that mix and the old link is buggered now. Thanks.

everything, Friday, 25 June 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

um, i don't think i have that. it was on this thread:

Skot's Rolling Vinyl-To-MP3 Conversion Carnival Thread.

Buddy Meredith - Flop Top Beer
Nick Noble - Mom Oh Mom
Florian Zabach - Running Off The Rails
Ralph Marterie - Big Noise From Winnetka
The McGuire Sisters - Will There Be Space In A Space Ship
Ethel Smith - After Hours
The Farmer Boys - Flash, Crash And Thunder
The Dells - The (Bossa Nova) Bird
Jericho Brown - Look For A Star
Kay Starr - The Rough Riders
Lawrence Welk - Crazy Music
Joyce Taylor - Babe In The Woods
Si Zentner - Shufflin' Blues
Norma Tanega - A Street That Rhymes At Six A.M.
Jerry Wallace - Spanish Guitars
Alvino Rey - The Bat
Ray Anthony - 707
Eddie Hodges - (Girls,Girls,Girls) Made To Love
Jerry Dallman & The Knightcaps - Honey Bee
Marion Worth - Shake Me I Rattle (Squeeze Me I Cry)
The Busters - Pine Tree Hop
Matt Lucas - I'm Movin' On
The Jive Five - When I Was Single
Dodie Stevens - Pink Shoe Laces
Bill Parson - Educated Rock & Roll
Reg Owen & Orchestra - Ritual Blues
Bobby Peterson Quintet - Love You Pretty Baby
The Percells - Hully Gully Guitar
Bell Sisters - Baby Count Ten
Larry Verne - Mister Livingston
Effie Smith - Dial That Telephone
Sonny Charles & The Checkmates LTD - Lazy Susan
Dora Hall - Satisfaction
Frankie Randall - I Can See For Miles
Big Dee Irwin - Another Night With The Boys
Joey Powers - You Comb Her Hair
Little Gino & His Jinks - Lonely Fool
Sunny & His Gang - I'm A Rollin'
Phil Bo - She Wears My Ring
The Dreams - Inexperience
Roy Head - Get Back
Trans-Sisters - Pull The Covers Right Up (Over My Head)
Larry Finnegan - Knock On Wood
Gordon Wayne & The Osceola Braves - Warrior Brave
Nathaniel Mayer & His Fabulous Twilights - Well, I've Got News
Gus Jenkins - Chittlins
The Manhattans - Teach Me (The "Philly" Dog)
The Brave New World - It's Tomorrow
Syndicate Of Sound - Reverb Beat

that was my don't believe in beatles mix. if you know michael daddino he might have it. unless you are michael daddino, in which case that info probably won't do you much good. i can ask maria if she still has it. she might. i gotta get on the ball with new mixes. i have two new hothead mixes on tape, but i am so friggin' digitally impaired.

scott seward, Friday, 25 June 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes! That's the one. I had it saved on a computer that broke down. And unfortunately I don't know anyone, ha-ha. But Thanks for the tracklist, I can at least try and track down a bunch of the tracks if some beautiful person doesn't show up here and post a link. There's so many fun songs on that mix.

everything, Saturday, 26 June 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

hey, everything, a certain someone lurking on this thread sent me a link:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/djux14

now wasn't that nice?

scott seward, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

sun boxes are something we're all going to need

sounds like a cross between joe jones - solar music and garlo - vent de guitares

Milton Parker, Monday, 28 June 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Xpost. Aw man, thanks 1,000,000. And thank whoever sent that mix back to you! :-))

everything, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

scott, do you like reggae?

ian, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yes. yes i do. i don't listen to it much though. and reggae records have always been currency to me. meaning, i never held on to them. always good trade-in at record stores cuz record stores ALWAYS need more reggae records. so, i own next to no reggae records. when i was a kid i liked bob marley and black uhuru. this will sound dumb, but sometimes i feel self-conscious playing reggae if i think someone can hear me. i used to feel this way about playing the dead if there was an open window around. cuz i was afraid people would think i was a hippie. isn't that silly? but even if i play reggae in the store someone will almost always come in and say something like:"oh, playing a little reggae, huh? Irie!" it's weird. nobody does that when i play any other kind of music. and usually this makes me want to take it off.

but, anyway, i really like lots of 60's stuff and ska and blue beat and rock steady and prince buster and desmond dekker and skinhead reggae and all that really beautiful 60's jamaican soul stuff and 70's dub and 70's deep smoked-out roots/religious stuff and augustus pablo and i like dancehall and i even like 50's stuff too. when we were on marthas vineyard a month ago i found out that there are jamaican guys there who have a sound system - they open up all the reggae shows on the island - and i listened to their local radio show and it was great! lots of newer stuff that i've never heard and a lot of it was very cool.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Hey Scott I remember somewhere you praised Danny O'Keefe's 'Global Blues'. I've found all of his records up to Global Blues and there are certain things I really love about each of his records. Sometimes it's a country vibe, folkie or jazzy boogie rock. He has a unique way of doing all of those styles in a way different for anyone else. 'So Long Harry Truman' is my recent favorite, the sorrowful moments are heartbreaking. Was Global Blues a new horizon for him, should I buy this cheap copy on ebay?

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

Has Scott gone off the internet?

JacobSanders, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

97.

Are you gonna make any more mixes? PLEASE SAY YES.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

missed this. maybe, michael! i'd like to upload some more mixes.

and everyone needs a copy of gobal blues, jacob. its so wonderful and a truly unique artistic vision. my favorite of his.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

scott what do you think about this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JVNNRmxupo

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

Spread wood glue on your vinyl records to remove surface noise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gyvipBs6Vs

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 24 November 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

where did scott go? when's he coming back?

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

quit ilx, never

the late great, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

according to facebook anyway

the late great, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

any reason?

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link

iirc he said he just wanted to spend more time in the real world

the late great, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:13 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I miss scott around here

JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 February 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

he still posts utubes on the "hot smoke for potheads" page every day

flopson, Sunday, 9 February 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link

i watched a bunch of this today, so sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfgb-C-L8k4

flopson, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

Dear Scott,

10 years on, is there anything you'd add to your Filthy Fifty?

yours,
Bidfurd.

bidfurd, Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link


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