DAN SELZER, TOTALLY NOT BUMMING, RATES NYC EAT SPOTS

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HA HA.

Cambodian is like a cross between thai and vietnamese. I used to kinda like it, I like how they have 1,000,000 things on the menu, and how they have a note saying "if you're in a rush to see a movie, can we suggest the following 3 entrees?" Why? Because they're so damn slow. Seriously the worst service ever. Dare to sit in the porched in area...

Really good thai, well I've only been to Sri Pa Pa or whatever once, the super place in queens that everyone talks about, that was pretty amazing. I used to love the park slope place near 2nd st on the 2nd floor. I like Tuk Tuk in my hood. Really good basil fried rice, hot-pot dumplings (peanuts and radish) are super.

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What do you think of Green Bo, the Shanghai dumpling house in Chinatown?

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And I've never had a vietnamese sandwhich, though a new place just opened up at smith and bergen near me. I'm excited to try.

delightfully cheap

whoa, banh mi within walking distance of my neighborhood? greatest news i've heard all day (and i did hear some good news earlier).

new green bo is okay, but their steamed juicy buns are a bit heavy on the sesame oil for my taste. try the fried pork, though, they are my faves.

We had the Shanghai Crab and the pork dumplings (as well as the scallion pancakes). Not bad. There's a place in SF that makes the best Shanghai dumplings but the price is seriously out of control.

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British people are laughing

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Is there really anywhere besides the Chip Shop on 5th or those funky fried chicken places?

I'm not a big fish eater either. Does that mean something funny in england? I think there's a new fish place on 5th ave though.

Do you think that Tomoe is overrated? What about the bathrooms at Bar 89? What about Ham Gee OK on 32nd?

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I think you mean the loo.

You guys, that is so depressing.

sorry :(

if it makes you feel better I've had it four times but only got semi-ill once

try your luck

yeah, the other time i had it, i was fine. and i used to eat smith st zaytoons on a weekly basis when i lived over there and never had a problem.

i WILL eat it again. though i may avoid ground lamb stuff.

that is the same dish me & shannon split

ground lamb platter

it was tasty :(

25% chance of spending a night in stomach hell... I LIKE THOSE ODDS

I've eaten smith st. zaytoons so much that one of the guys who used to work there bought me a drink at Boat once. That was weird. Anyway, it never made me sick, though when I got the chicken kebab platter for delivery it was sometimes undercooked. That's pretty gross. Their lentil soup is AWESOME, so thick you can eat it with a fork.

The Cup sucks, but Cafe Bar has some ok stuff.

yeah we went two weekends ago for schwarma brunch. really good. i've forgiven them for my smith st food poisoning of years ago. this place is much better than olive vine.

this place is much better than olive vine.

^^^ OTM x1000

Yes. The Olive Vine on 6th ave or whereve is the WORST. The place on Dekalb is pretty good for some things, as is Beduin Tent on Atlantic, who make this insane Merguez.

where does one eat near Lorimer/Metrop at 9 on a Sat night that isn't crowded, or the Kellogg Diner?

yola's! or maybe the ceviche place, whassitcalled?

chimu.

selzer's taken it off-board:
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that was ages ago. and look who wrote that compliment!

I ate at LIttle Pepper last night. AWESOME.

if they could smoke the bread too, I'd be in smoked heaven.

this is OTM, and belongs on this thread. traitor.

i believe i have come across the posts of a certain noizeboard lady on chowhound! she has impeccable taste.

LP?

i wuz trying to be DISCREET

LP is an OLDSCHOOL CH'er.

hee hee.

ps - i'm going to have deep fried foie gras tonight!

OM NOM NOM NOM

also, dudes - c.hound reminds me that the annual royal katin celebration is next sunday at the thai temple in elmhurst. there will be a lot of food.

deep fried foie gras?!!!

it was wicked.

haha, read Frank Bruni crucifixion disguised as restaurant review (Harry Cipriani) in today's NYT

hey dan, i will be eating at zabb city and then stopping by heather's later.

where does Dan stand on 'jiz biz'?

http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-10-08/restaurants/no-balls-at-caf-sim-sim

i'm not that adventurous an eater.

didn't know where else to put this as ian did not respond

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oh great, i really dont need an excuse to have to academy every sat.

Kinara of Park Slope, mentioned here in years gone by, closing at month's end, I was told yesterday. Please holler for where I should get my Indian takeout off the F or Q in Brooklyn henceforth.

you're gonna need a new thread to discuss Brooklyn eat spots without my involvement.

lol

although we did go to Chicha in Bushwick and C.lo Cafe in east williamsburg last week and despite the former's beautiful design and more innovative/interesting menu, found C.lo Cafe shockingly delicious for what seems like a pretty humble under the radar place. Don't sleep.

Now can we talk about Queens please?

when i move dere

i thought the food at chicha was comically bad but the drinks were very good. lotta instagram ass people in there for sure.

Chimu is still open! Amazed.

I liked my dish at Chicha by wife was underwhelmed. C.Lo was better!

I just re-read this entire thread. I am sad my only contribution was to bitch about accidentally getting mashed potatos on my pizza. A higher end sushi joint opened up kind of near my place. It's getting good reviews and I need to overcome my hesitations about sushi chefs who are not asian. https://www.gaijinny.com/

I dunno about paying those prices in Astoria too. But I guess I pay a lot for good grilled octopus there.