THE "FACE IS EVERYTHING" GUIDE TO THE INTERNET

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i am bisexual or gay

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

if ur asian, and u see a post about the american release of an asian movie, make sure to mention that u already saw it at least 2 years ago, and that youve owned the dvd for at least 6 months. it doesn't matter when the actual movie was produced. nine times out of ten, if ur a proper asian, you'll have already seen all the right asian movies to see, anyway. if anyone asks where to cop the dvd, make sure to send them on a wild goose chase or say that u forgot.
don't dj
don't be a dj
don't even post the word on the internet

matter fact, if ur a dj (don't answer this, btw; that's a no-no) just throw away yr decks right now.

ROFFLE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

don't dj play guitar
don't be a dj guitar player
don't even post the word guitar on the internet

matter fact, if ur a dj indie rocker (don't answer this, btw; that's a no-no) just throw away yr ~~decks~~ guitarzz right now.

^... WHAT I LAERNED FROM MYSCAPE

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

still otm tho, except maybe for stirmonster

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

best-thread-ever.

By the way, my name is Tre Baker. Call me at (501) 433-1037 for an ass-kicking.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

This should be in the fucking FAQ

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

if ur visiting a city, NEVER post it about it publicly. if u do, do not be corny and say "attn: [city] name" or "i'm going to be inside u." contact everyone privately.

ideally, no one should know that u visited until MONTHS later, when u casually mention it in passing. remember how darth vader did a surprise inspection of the death star in star wars? that's how it should be. like a secret, unofficial state dignitary visit.

SOOOO OTM

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the second time that PP has posted his phone # on ILX. I'm really tempted to call him.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sitting here for another fifteen minutes.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/msecz/images/copy%20of%20charlie%20by%20phone-changed.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, it might be awkward. And I'd hate to have to kick your ass.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Face is Nada

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

good stuff

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

anyway, deaner's been living by these rules for a while now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link

preserving the privilege

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:26 (eighteen years ago) link

attn: [redacted city name], [redacted state name] - i'm going to be inside u

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

while i agree a bunch of those rules ... rule... that's one paranoid motherfucker.

AND HE SHALL BE CALLED, "The LurkerMaker!"

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ATTENTION NEW YORK!

http://images.windowsmedia.com/img/prov_u/300_80/00606949071424_800x800.jpg

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:27 (eighteen years ago) link

if ur a girl, u must never make yr femininity yr main appeal to other users on the internet. it is taken as a lack of intelligence, wit, and/or cleverness when u act like a cyber-ho in order to gain attention.

this goes for men too, with their non-stop cyber-ho behavior.

― like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 08:19 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus..now hows the fun to happen

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

also, try not to show yr emotions (if any) unless ur completely conscious of it. remember james bond in a view to a kill when he bet on max zorin's horse? he knew that horse would win the race since it was drugged. what did he do? he didn't cheer for it or even scream when it won. no one even knew he had bet on it until he told some butler type, "jeeves, will u cash this in for me?" then he just walked away w/ a smirk on his face.

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

the face is everything guide to real life

― sleep, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

poll plz

― natty threadlock (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

deleting oneself: leaving the game
new to the game: new user, or just haplessly stupid old user
true to the game: seasoned veteran
and so on.

― am0n, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

don't dj
don't be a dj
don't even post the word on the internet

matter fact, if ur a dj (don't answer this, btw; that's a no-no) just throw away yr decks right now.

― buzza, Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

so true

― the late great, Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

if u happen to be caught w/ yr e-friends by yr actual friends, u will explain that u met those ppl at compusa or best buy.

lol

― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

i thought the standard line was "we met through mutual friends."

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://f.cl.ly/items/0Y000A3h361m3418120P/Screen%20Shot%202012-12-09%20at%207.43.36%20PM.png

― max, Monday, 10 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

classic threads we once lived by

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/b/barbra-streisand/album-the-way-we-were.jpg

― Mordy, Monday, 10 December 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

if possible don't give opinions abt things ever

― horse motivator (clouds), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

seven years pass...

who are the finalists for best dressed white girl in osh-kosh b'gosh county this year?

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

RIP REU

― ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Thursday, 15 December 2022 05:33 (one year ago) link

Did anybody give pplains a call

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 16 December 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

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